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end of lease for our socially ostracised shop happens to coincide with chinese new year so i'm painting a bunch of fire cocks for mum to hold a chinese new year 50% off sale because she's too proud to let people know we're closing down
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Dec 30, 2016 23:48
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mum is 1/8 chinese and as far as she's concerned that makes her fresh off the boat when we go to sydney every time we get a chinese taxi driver she's like "I'M CHINESE TOO" and i'm like omg mother please
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her random piecemeal adoption of fragments of chinese culture in addition to our several other family cultures definitely adds to the strangeness of my life
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Dec 30, 2016 23:50
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RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:end of lease for our socially ostracised shop happens to coincide with chinese new year so i'm painting a bunch of fire cocks for mum to hold a chinese new year 50% off sale because she's too proud to let people know we're closing down it'll be a good cover for pulling all of the copper wiring out of the walls
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Dec 30, 2016 23:50
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we painted, refurbished and rewired the whole drat building out of our own pockets so as far as i'm concerned the wiring belongs to us. even while we were doing all his renovations for free the landlord was still skulking around accusing us of planning to rob him and skip out on our rent and scalp the townspeople with unfair prices. they don't like our kind around here
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Dec 30, 2016 23:53
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Jeez
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Dec 30, 2016 23:56
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i have learnt that the goyim are both incredibly paranoid about letting Those People have their money, and so monumentally bad at handling their funds that it's almost doing them a kindness to put the money in better hands. there will be no stopping me
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Dec 30, 2016 23:59
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our experience trying to open a shop in a small country town has been quite theatrical
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Dec 30, 2016 23:59
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i always intended to work for an ngo helping refugees into the country out of compassion but now there is also an element of spite, the most powerful motivator. i will fill your country with muslims you stupid fucks. they will marry your daughters and build mosques near your gated communities and fill your shopping centres with their wonderful, wonderful food and it will be great and you'll die seething and disenfranchised
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Dec 31, 2016 00:03
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in other news, i thought guinea fowl breeding season was over because there had been no eggs for several weeks, which would also mean the end of my keet adventures, but yesterday... a new year's miracle! a fat triangle egg was waiting for me right outside the coop door
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Dec 31, 2016 00:05
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year of the keet
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Dec 31, 2016 00:06
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Of the pets I am watching these guys are the most chill. Not sure of their political views but they seem to lean anarcho primitivist. White cat is obviously FYGM Republican. Black Cat is anarcho socialist.
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Dec 31, 2016 00:48
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Taking care of pets for cash while people on holiday is pretty chill but reminds me why I don't have pets. Plus staying in a big ole house some nights, but it kind of spooky.
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Dec 31, 2016 00:54
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Hollismason posted:Black Cat is anarcho socialist. Not according to the anime.
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Dec 31, 2016 00:57
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you must kiss that tortoise
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Dec 31, 2016 01:03
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Randler posted:Attention kalstrams
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and of course there is ligur with rape jokes
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Dec 31, 2016 01:15
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Sounds like a delightful crew
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Dec 31, 2016 01:18
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cinci zoo sniper posted:and of course there is ligur with rape jokes The most humorous thing is I can't tell if the bad grammar is part of his joke or his general level of terrible English.
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Dec 31, 2016 01:19
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Hollismason posted:So like communism, thoughts? scourge
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Tesseraction posted:The most humorous thing is I can't tell if the bad grammar is part of his joke or his general level of terrible English.
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Dec 31, 2016 01:23
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this guy is my favorite https://twitter.com/LordMaruf/status/814922372142731264
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Dec 31, 2016 01:36
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prog rock is already great http://www.somethingawful.com/news/prog-rock-palmer/
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Dec 31, 2016 01:55
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cinci zoo sniper posted:*sighs drawing a lumbering axe* 
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Hollismason posted:Of the pets I am watching these guys are the most chill. Not sure of their political views but they seem to lean anarcho primitivist. White cat is obviously FYGM Republican. Black Cat is anarcho socialist. that's a funny looking cat
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Dec 31, 2016 02:06
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Cease to Hope posted:that's a funny looking cat all cats are fine, that cat is as good as any other
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Dec 31, 2016 02:12
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mandatory lesbian posted:all cats are fine, that cat is as good as any other i mean maybe you should get it checked out is all
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Dec 31, 2016 02:13
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cinci zoo sniper posted:that's the style for those jokes, ive already seen every single one he posted The meta-joke is I knew that but wanted to make a dig at his atrocious grammar.
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Dec 31, 2016 02:15
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mandatory lesbian posted:all cats are fine, that cat is as good as any other 
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Dec 31, 2016 02:25
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icantfindaname posted:vox dot com is here to explain why the war on urban poverty failed: legit source, fits my biases, checks out
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Dec 31, 2016 02:26
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RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:year of the keet a chinese tradition i can get behind
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Dec 31, 2016 02:31
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avs im seriously considering sheep farming help
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Dec 31, 2016 02:31
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cops are not cats, as cats are good, and cops are bad
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Dec 31, 2016 02:32
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my new year's resolution is to live like a guinea fowl: run around nude and honking, care deeply for my mates, react to every new thing i see by yelling at the top of my lungs, have a diet of grasshoppers and table scraps, fly (this is the bit i have to work on)
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Dec 31, 2016 02:33
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Dreylad posted:avs im seriously considering sheep farming help
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Dec 31, 2016 02:38
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That weird moment when you're using binoculars to peep the next building over and see someone peeping back...
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Dec 31, 2016 02:39
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otoh if you are actually looking at getting 50+ sheep and buying a property and getting commercial, that would be exciting and hilarious
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Dec 31, 2016 02:40
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RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:don't do it unless you're already in the country with a good paddock available. they're a fun pet to have and can spin you a small profit over a few years if you take good care of them and are willing to help deliver lambs and/or shear them (depending on the breed) but nowadays it's impossible to actually make a living with a mid-range flock (by which i'd mean, less than fifty sheep or so?) so if you're thinking about moving out into the wilderness to become a sheep farmer and you don't have the resources to go big, i wouldn't recommend it. yeah. ive got the land, the barn, everything avaliable but I don't think ive got enough room to go really big. the only reason i consider it is that the local lamb market in ontario is growing siginifcantly beyond that i'd have to supplement it with market garden farming and rely on the kindness of hipsters.
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i really love farmimals and if i was just a bit closer to the city i would sink my filthy coal money back into infrastructure and actually try to make a go of it, but i'm five hours' drive from the nearest >30k population centre and i just am not getting enough from small-town existence to commit to staying here for the ~20 years it would take to build enough profit to consider buying property anywhere else
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