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Jul 23, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Dudeabides posted:

You neglected the most Philly of all of them.



It's what you call a toilet in Boston

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Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




my bad french says "Is your child contrary? – turn them into a broom – serves them right!"

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

The MSJ posted:

According to my stewardess cousin, if someone dies midflight they have to treat the body like a living person who is just passed out. They will put it at an empty seat at the back (if available), cover it to the neck in a blanket and put the respirator mask over its face.

In the old days they used to throw sunglasses on them, shove a drink in their hand, and tell people they were just passed out.
source: stewardess aunt

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Rysithusiku posted:

In the old days they used to throw sunglasses on them, shove a drink in their hand, and tell people they were just passed out.
source: stewardess aunt

Ah, the Weekend at Bernie's approach.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Powaqoatse posted:

my bad french says "Is your child contrary? – turn them into a broom – serves them right!"

Close. "Is your child a oval office?"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Zopotantor posted:

Close. "Is your child a oval office?"

learn somethin new every day

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang





http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/no-parent-should-have-endure-agony-and-heartbreak--1119

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Oldie, but a classic

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Cumslut1895 posted:

Wise cattos

Sam Fisher cats! :v:

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Zopotantor posted:

Close. "Is your child a oval office?"

This is the literal translation. But it means "is your child stupid?". Then it's a joke about the idiom "stupid as a broom"

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Rysithusiku posted:

In the old days they used to throw sunglasses on them, shove a drink in their hand, and tell people they were just passed out.
source: stewardess aunt

My personal preference goes to giving them a pillow, pulling their hat down and saying that they're "dead tired".
source: john matrix

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Guy Goodbody posted:

That's a myth. It was just a popular mustache style in the early 20th century. Hitler didn't even start wearing a Hitler mustache until after WW1, there's lots of pictures of him with a full mustache during the war



The person circled in red is Hitler

Why did he go from a cool full moustache to his trademark wispy little thing. That guy will do anything to stand out.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

syscall girl posted:

still doesn't excuse (my favorite basketball player) michael jordan

pictured here:



I'm almost certain that is not Michael Jordan.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Stoatbringer posted:

I'm almost certain that is not Michael Jordan.

It is. Just picture him dunking from the free throw line.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
That would probably be a sight worth seeing.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RyokoTK posted:

That would probably be a sight worth seeing.

Nah not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXTpAOh2xc

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Fake, that's actually Hitler.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Actually we root through their pockets then toss em out a window. Source: I'm the pilot.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Postmodern Times

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

JoelJoel posted:

Actually we root through their pockets then toss em out a window. Source: I'm the pilot.

I knew the pilots could roll down their windows! Stupid child locks on the rest of the plane.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, that Hitler guy sure was a bad apple. A real ne'er-do-well.

In this nearly dead year I was first told that Hitler was good and smart by a sincere(ly crazy) person.

Like, I'd never been around anyone other than a kid I went to middle school with (who became a pedophile) say this.

Grown rear end man saying Hilter was an okay chap. Mind blown

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

WHY THE LONG FACE?!?!?!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Solice Kirsk posted:

WHY THE LONG FACE?!?!?!

:golfclap:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Looks pretty basic to me.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Lizard Combatant posted:

Looks pretty basic to me.

"Pretty" is a strong statement.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

It's like they included the first test right on the cover. Clever.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I sincerely hope it's a really good design intro book and the publisher just threw that cover on there.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This is just someone taking the piss, right? This is one of those :thejoke: things?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
graphic design is her passion

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
To be fair, my designs at age 5 were pretty poor too.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Solice Kirsk posted:

WHY THE LONG FACE?!?!?!

His wife just died.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Marcade posted:

His wife just died.

At least now he's no longer mare-ied.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Published 10 years ago but still... Papyrus...

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

beato posted:

Published 10 years ago but still... Papyrus...

Ten years ago was 2007
Inexcusable

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

beato posted:

Published 10 years ago but still... Papyrus...

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

JoelJoel posted:

Actually we root through their pockets then toss em out a window. Source: I'm the pilot.
Well that's still the normal experience of flying United.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

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