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cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

kastein posted:

The brass rings are transmission parts. I know exactly what they came out of... :iiam:

Is it an AX15? :haw:

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Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


kastein posted:

Glad you got it! I wasn't entirely sure you had a cat or not. Hopefully the scotch will take the edge off those cat claws tonight.

The PCB actually says where it came from on it :ninja: it's an obsolete prototype board from work that I designed, 4 layer, gold plated, and happened to be sitting on my desk when I packed your stuff up. It would have sat in the center console and determined which position the gearshift was in using Hall effect sensors mounted to the PCB.

The brass rings are transmission parts. I know exactly what they came out of... :iiam:

The black sticks are ferrocerium. I figured they would be entertaining, you can use them as survival flints (which was their original intended purpose) or mount them somewhere near the back of your car and throw some really amazing sparks anytime they drag on the asphalt. I wouldn't recommend this, but I don't think forest fires are a danger in florida.

Yeah, the catte will be bribed with many treats and lovins so I can hopefully survive the night and enjoy my delicious whisky. The toys will need to be reloaded with fresh catnip I think, but their design makes it pretty easy. If nothing else, I'll sacrifice my mom's boyfriend's dog. It was mildly interested in the box, but really just wanted butt scratches.



And the pcb is neat as hell. Need to find a thing to do with it.

I might take the avalanche letters and turn them into fridge magnets. Also, I now take this as a challenge to find out where the brass rings came from.

And actually, my area of florida is pretty prone to fire, they just do constant controlled burns to keep the risk down. Giant mats of pine needles are great fuel for a forest fire. We still have some sort of wildfire every three years or so. :v:

Edit, they'll still get chucked into the in case of breakdown bag in the wagon.

Elmnt80 fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Dec 29, 2016

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Sorry! My mailman stuck them in my neighbors box, and he neglected to let me know until yesterday.

And I was on duty yesterday, so couldn't do poo poo about it. Everything is awesome and I will post pictures in a bit!

On a related note my santee should have received theirs today also.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Cop Porn Popper posted:

Also, I now take this as a challenge to find out where the brass rings came from.

cakefool is on the right track, they are from something I have owned one of, but I'm not saying what. :ninja:

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

I came home to a very well wrapped package today, and inside I found



Stickers!



Pistons and a broken con rod from a windowed M62!



And a tool I don't own and wanted!

Thank you Deceptor101 and Merry AI-mas!

Blood Magnet
Nov 25, 2010
Got a package today. I was getting worried.



Every sticker on earth! I really like the clown and the panda skull.



Two delicious beers, one half empty, a Crystal Pepsi, some buffalo wing sauce, a package of Wegman’s Dark Chocolate Sponge Candy and a handful of losing scratch-offs.

Thanks anonymous goon.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


A package arrived today, and I promptly tore it the gently caress open as soon as I got home!



A length of (previously used?) "Fire line do not cross" barricade tape.
A "Danger do not touch" sticker (awesome!)
A nifty as gently caress Wera multi-bit screw-driver with bad-rear end spring-loaded karate chopping action!
An comprehensive set of security bits

Thanks Secret Santa, this is goddamn awesome! You didn't write your name on the note, but thanks all the same :)

Deceptor101
Jul 7, 2007

What fun is a project if it doesn't at least slightly ruin your life?

angryrobots posted:

Thank you Deceptor101 and Merry AI-mas!

Hooray! Everything made it okay (as okay as that con-rod will ever be). Glad you wanted the pliers. I know they're not the go-to version that everyone gets on Amazon, but they seem to have improvements in a number of areas so I think you'll like them quite a bit. I might buy a pair for myself soon actually...

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Blood Magnet posted:

Got a package today. I was getting worried.



Every sticker on earth! I really like the clown and the panda skull.



Two delicious beers, one half empty, a Crystal Pepsi, some buffalo wing sauce, a package of Wegman’s Dark Chocolate Sponge Candy and a handful of losing scratch-offs.

Thanks anonymous goon.
Go figure, you mail two packages at once and only one makes it there. The other one has the note explaining everything, I didnt think to print it up twice.

Enjoy and oops my bad on picking the losers.

edit: Sorry it took so long. There were two things on ebay I bought for you that didn't get shipped at all and I had to get my money back.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



A package arrived!



For those intrigued by the dogshit dildo portion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSzbaRQQ6Cw

Uh oh. looks like the CBSA has been snooping around in this one too...



Unpacked and what a haul!



Piston from unknown motor
Inspection mirror
Bitchin AISS shark bottle opener
MAP and temp sensor from something
The hottest hotwheels - Esprit, Countach, Torino, 993, and Probable Causemaro (which has escaped its packaging, I like to think CBSA decided to check it for narcotics)
Bearing raceway that has seen better days
Beer Cozy (?) from the Phillipines
a set of 3d printed jack stands
WC 2016 Fan guide magazine
and a Sonoma raceway girls poster

One jack stand came a little damaged but a dab of 495 and all is well. Tested out and they're ready for service



Thanks iwentdoodie! You're an awesome Santa!




ps. Helno - Go check your post office, tracking says they've left you a notice of where to go pick up your package.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
I'm surprised CBSA cares enough to open packages going to Manitoba.

helno
Jun 19, 2003

hmm now were did I leave that plane

Bajaha posted:

ps. Helno - Go check your post office, tracking says they've left you a notice of where to go pick up your package.

Nice. I'm out of town for the next couple of days.

It will be at the Kwik-way, famous for selling more tall boys than any other beer store in Ontario.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

KozmoNaut posted:

Thanks Secret Santa, this is goddamn awesome! You didn't write your name on the note, but thanks all the same :)

Oh yeah, that was me. And fire line tape was just a convenient/moderately funny packing material because that's the kind of thing I happen to have in arms reach.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I'll be sure to put it to good use for some New Years pranks :)

Left Ventricle
Feb 24, 2006

Right aorta
A box was dropped on my porch by Fedex. Hailing from the far-flung wasteland of Massachusets.


What's in the box? :iiam:


Six of these unnecessarily long screws secured the lid.


Since I don't have any fancy power tools it took me like 20 minutes to unscrew them.


Holy poo poo what the hell


It's a supercharger?!?!?!?


Boost in, gasket out.


:v:


Dickbutt.


This is a hint, isn't it? That I need more POWEEEERRRRRR in my life. Let's mock it up on my junk engine.


Hmmm, something doesn't seem right here. How about a live fire exercize.


Nope, not there either.

:getin:


KEN! :argh: Ken Stein you absolute madman. You're beautiful. I love you. Have my manbabies. :swoon:

Questions! How did you even get my address? Did you make that crate?! What year is the SC from?

omg best Christmas ever

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


gently caress yea goodies! Moto parts in the form of a petcock, exhaust baffle, and a horn. Some lego and sugary salty goods from Denmark and Germany. Plus a local plate to go on the wall of the new garage.




Thanks Kosmonaut!!

sorry it took me so long to get to it.

E: Horn and baffle will go on the drz, which is awesome cause lol i killed the drz horn loong ago by drowning it.

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jan 1, 2017

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

AI really is the best place. Do we have any deadbeats at this point?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

cakesmith handyman posted:

AI really is the best place. Do we have any deadbeats at this point?

My package got shipped late, but it landed and left Vancouver today on the way to its Santee. After dancing around Florida and Texas for days...

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


cursedshitbox posted:



gently caress yea goodies! Moto parts in the form of a petcock, exhaust baffle, and a horn. Some lego and sugary salty goods from Denmark and Germany. Plus a local plate to go on the wall of the new garage.




Thanks Kosmonaut!!

sorry it took me so long to get to it.

E: Horn and baffle will go on the drz, which is awesome cause lol i killed the drz horn loong ago by drowning it.

Awesome!

Glad you could make some use of my purchases turned out not to fit my bikes :v:

(The horn is OG Suzuki Bandit 600, though)

E: petcock

E2: Don't forget the Project Binky sticker :h:

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jan 1, 2017

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Left Ventricle posted:

Questions! How did you even get my address? Did you make that crate?! What year is the SC from?

omg best Christmas ever

Hahaha :v:

I got it from iForge, I decided to commit some extra fuckery this year and asked for one random person and a list of specific people who I had stuff for. It is an eaton m90 off a 3800 clearly, iirc a late 90s or early 00s buick or pontiac. There is a gm part number on the firewall side near where the pulley snout bolts onto the main housing iirc, I looked it up before sending it and was able to get some app info. I bought it on a whim when we took holdbrooks yarding before NEAI 2015 and it has been taking up room in my spare bedroom since then because the only interested buyer I had was some idiot bro with a fully sikk ZJ that wanted to chat forever about how sikk it would be on his ZJ and had no interest in actually showing up to buy it. So I decided you needed some unexpected build plan changes :haw:

I did build the crate, it is all scraps of 3/4" CDX from doing the subflooring and roof decking on my house, along with structural screws from the same project. If I had realized you only had a hand driver I would have included a bit since they give me another one free with every box!

If you need any other bits (nuts, bolts, vacuum lines I cut, etc) to make it fit that 3800 let me know, I buy so much poo poo at my local yard that they often give me small stuff free - for instance all the badges I sent cop porn popper cost me zero aside from freezing my giblets off prying them off cars in single digit temps with 30mph wind gusts a few weeks ago when we got polar vortexed. I tried to pay and the guy told me to just take it and have a good day.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Left Ventricle posted:

:getin:

KEN! :argh: Ken Stein you absolute madman. You're beautiful. I love you. Have my manbabies. :swoon:

Ken we think too much alike, scary. I have one of these superchargers stuck in a closet that I thought of sending but the bearings are shot.

iForge
Oct 28, 2010

Apple's new "iBlacksmith Suite: Professional Edition" features the iForge, iAnvil, and the iHammer.
I'm behind on my spreadsheeting by several pages, but if anyone hasn't gotten a gift you can PM or email me and I will look into it.

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

iForge posted:

I'm behind on my spreadsheeting by several pages, but if anyone hasn't gotten a gift you can PM or email me and I will look into it.

I've been super busy and having some family problems but my package got sbipped Tuesday morning and will be there soon. Today and yesterday have been my first few days with internet in a while. Sorry Santee..

helno
Jun 19, 2003

hmm now were did I leave that plane
Picked up Package #2.

The lady at the Kwik-Way had a bit of trouble finding it (She was using a Nipple mouse like a trackball and it was having none of that)

Anyways on with the gifts.



A nice new Keychain.


A gift certificate for a fancy suspension company. (They shockingly do not sell a kit for the Ranger and the wife gave me a dirty look when I mentioned her Golf. However I have a buddy who actually races an old BMW so he can probably make use of it.)


Only the finest LED accent lights.


This will eventually be accurate enough for my truck. It had surface rust on the frame the day I bought it (Ontario is the land of salt.)


On to the broken stuff.

One single platter of miscellaneous ones and zeros.


One layer of a Subaru headgasket I'm guessing EJ25? My EJ25 has 410000KM and just keeps on going.


A gear from a garage door opener that had a bad day.


A very Subaru looking S.



Thanks again Bajaha. The love of a goon is very different than the love of a square.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Woo! My box got to the Post Office! Should be in my Santee's hands in the next day or two.

EDIT: Says delivered!

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jan 4, 2017

Blood Magnet
Nov 25, 2010
I got another package. It came a coupe of days ago, but the internet was down at my house.





A sweet, vintage Volkswagen ad




From Playboy.


Thanks Cage, this is awesome, I need to go picture frame shopping.

Deceptor101
Jul 7, 2007

What fun is a project if it doesn't at least slightly ruin your life?
I'm coming back from lunch and I see an odd-shaped box by the mail pile. "That doesn't look work related...."

Oh it's here!
Wait, am I more concerned or less concerned now?


Two cards!?

The fronts:


It says :
"Deceptor101,
enjoy the Junk. That magnet light is awesome. The distributor Is from a 4.3 TBI (*Shudder*). Piston + rings are from a 351 in a blower equipped torino. It ate 318 pistons. Merry AI Xmas
-Clam Ache
P.S. My kids wanted you to have the stickers"

Tell your kids at least one of the stickers will go on a Real Race Car (they don't need to know it's a POS).

I thought I took a picture of the box before I unwrapped everything, but I guess I was too excited. Clam Ache wrapped everything, it was impressive.

Here's a picture of the whole haul:

Contains:
-Chevrolet U-S-A-1 license plate. If I wasn't required to have front plates, this would definitely go on the truck. I'll find a good place for it, maybe on the Lemons Camaro
-A multi-piece screwdriver that has a gear-overdrive!? This requires some serious testing. Looks awesome though.
-A Piston with a face drilled/cut into it broken rings included. This is going on the desk at work.
-Route 66 shot glass
-Luk clutch spline grease
-"Genuine Chevrolet Parts" magnet. I'm going to see if I can stick this somewhere on my truck.
-A bag of misc small parts. Cotter pins, fuses, crimps, brass fittings, and even a rubber band.
-A bag of what looks like injector o-rings, although clearly not from the previously mentioned 4.3 v6.
-A valve complete with spring, no idea what it's from. Springs are far narrower than any SBC I've seen.
-A pack of two flathead driver bits
-#14 wire gauge black oxide drill bit (I genuinely didn't know drill bits came in wire gauge sizes...)
-A used "4-speed fork rod set" in a very greasy bag. Probably similar to what's on my truck right now.
-a busted distributor cap and rotor from the 4.3 TBI. (Our Camaro started with a 5.0TBI and it was the slowest POS ever. I have no love for TBIs)
-3 Hot wheels
-A seriously awesome work light!

Contents of the bag of small parts:


Close up of the faces in the piston:



A Delorean, a 72 chevy luv with a tubbed rear end and V-8 velocity stacks and a sweet 2002:


Close up of the ratcheting screwdriver:


Close up of the light:


It's got a hook and a magnet to hold it to things. It's a very strong magnet, well at least stronger than the glue it came with :)

I'll use some epoxy on it tonight.

It also appears to have a magnetic parts tray inside!


This is a fantastic haul. Thank you very much Clam Ache! The work light is probably the best thing, because I am an idiot and haven't bought one for myself yet, despite getting close to 7 years racing in Lemons, mostly at tracks without power. It will get used all the time.

Deceptor101 fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jan 5, 2017

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009
Glad you liked everything. Sorry it took a little long. The spring and valve is from a flathead v8 sbf From 1935. The bag of goodies is something I make at work all the time and throw in a car for myself or customers because you never know when it will save your nuts to have a crimpable spade connector. The injector o-rings are for a 3800. I figured GM parts bins enough it would help you more than me. Glad you liked your stuff and hope it was better then your lemons Santa.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
Also, I think that blown 351 probably ate "3/8" pistons (three of the eight), not 318, unless something is pretty fucky!

Deceptor101
Jul 7, 2007

What fun is a project if it doesn't at least slightly ruin your life?

clam ache posted:

Glad you liked everything. Sorry it took a little long. The spring and valve is from a flathead v8 sbf From 1935. The bag of goodies is something I make at work all the time and throw in a car for myself or customers because you never know when it will save your nuts to have a crimpable spade connector. The injector o-rings are for a 3800. I figured GM parts bins enough it would help you more than me. Glad you liked your stuff and hope it was better then your lemons Santa.

Those o-rings look like the exact ones used on my truck, camaro and bmw (bosch injectors are everywhere!) and all told I have 48 between the three cars. More is never a bad thing. The spring and valve is now the oldest automotive thing I own then, which makes it extra cool. I may try and clean it up and do something decorative with it.

Yes Raluek, reading it now that makes a lot more sense. My mind read it as "ate 318ci pistons" like the 318 pistons were the same size and originally a shorter stroke motor or something. I did not brain well.

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

Raluek posted:

Also, I think that blown 351 probably ate "3/8" pistons (three of the eight), not 318, unless something is pretty fucky!

You are correct it ate 3 of the 8 pistons. I have doctors handwriting and have been drinking a little more lately so sorry. But glad you liked everything. I didn't get half as positive of a response from last years Santee.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
I hope my Santee got his gift :ohdear:

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

Oh man, brake line clips. Hold on to those, they're loving impossible to find when you need them.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Deceptor101 posted:

Close up of the light:


COB LED lights are so great, and there are like a million different types on EBay.

They give a great floodlight, compared to the narrow spotlight beams a lot of ordinary flashlights have.

DefaultPeanut
Nov 4, 2006
What's not to like?
My parents have my gift at their house! I'll be heading over there tomorrow to get it!

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004

DefaultPeanut posted:

My parents have my gift at their house! I'll be heading over there tomorrow to get it!

The prodigal son returns, to pick up his box of broken pistons

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
Hey Santee, you open your Box O' poo poo(tm) yet?

iForge
Oct 28, 2010

Apple's new "iBlacksmith Suite: Professional Edition" features the iForge, iAnvil, and the iHammer.
Spreadsheeting has been updated. A big thank you to everyone who participated this year! I think it went really well! No deadbeats this year, but we have a few santees that didn't post pictures. If you don't post soon, you may be disqualified for next year's AISS. Offenders have been emailed. Thanks for playing!

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 240 days!)

keykey posted:

Hey Santee, you open your Box O' poo poo(tm) yet?

If you got me, I'm still not home. I'll post as soon as I get the chance. I'm really hoping for some cool SAAB poo poo to make up for this awful loving Christmas. We were all so depressed that I cranked some awful SA-Mas tunes I burned to CD back in 2014ish, but not even "Sexy Raindeer Dance" could perk up the mood.

E: Also, I hope you felt like crap for your email, iForge. Well, no. Well, maybe. :3:

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GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
Man, I hosed up by not getting in on this. I could have unloaded my F150 intercooler, box of leftover ranger parts, and probably a shitpile of other stuff onto some poor unsuspecting goon.

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