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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

GOD IS BED posted:

Everyone is saying 2016 sucked but we got this thread, so year redeemed.
Have some traveling music, Dave:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIl7d1VVwOc

This is a pretty good point. Look where Dave was before TRUCK and look where he is now. We might have lost him if not for this magnificent project.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Enjoy a well-deserved rest, 14. Take your time, stay warm, and get back on Fury Road when you're ready. We're right here with you, cheering you on every fiery step of the way (except during the farting spells. Good god that house must smell like satan's rear end in a top hat after quail eggs and mainlining ghost pepper sauce)

Also, when you get settled back in and get the catte petting out of the way, send me your address (gotta.stay.fai@gmail.com), would you? There was a small thing I forgot to include in one of your care packages that I think you'll enjoy.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Hm.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Nothing wrong with a good rear wheel drive 'vette.

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

The best kind of vette. Never seen one that clean personally.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Do eeeeet. Somebody better get something to show for this whole adventure!

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...



I am with you on this issue...


Sleeper Chevette

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Gotta be a better idea than Greyhound.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

cakesmith handyman posted:

Gotta be a better idea than Greyhound.

I thought he was taking Goonhound.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


cakesmith handyman posted:

Gotta be a better idea than Greyhound.

Walking back would be a better experience than Greyhound.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Yea I'd rather sit on a rotating pineapple than ever take greyhound again.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

shy boy from chess club posted:

Yea I'd rather sit on a rotating pineapple than ever take greyhound again.

Well that's a rather vivid image I didn't expect to have stuck in my head tonight.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Happy New year my friend

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Some final pictures from Dave, because I'm not sure when he's gonna be able to upload again:




Winterization is complete. I talked to Dan, and....
:siren: SPRINGTIME RETURN IS GO :siren:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
FFFFUUUUCK SO CLOSE. BALLS SO loving BLUE HNNNGGGGG


*when* in the spring?


14" If you end up bayside and need a place to wrench. lemme know.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The way winters have been, he can probably journey back in March.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005


That may be my first car.

Hateful thing, I knew it would never die.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm so excited to see what else is under that hat.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Rhyno posted:

I'm so excited to see what else is under that hat.

It's a dick.

djdanno13
Apr 20, 2004

Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

It's a list Dave compiled of everything that needs to be finished....


Also dicks......


Also also I just got to rapid and about to drop Dave off.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

djdanno13 posted:

It's a list Dave compiled of everything that needs to be finished....


Also dicks......


Also also I just got to rapid and about to drop Dave off.





don't cry, be strong. you'll see him again.























someday.



:sob:

djdanno13
Apr 20, 2004

Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

And so I said goodbye to my new friend. I could go on about how we had some grand farewell party full of beer and strippers. Cocaine was passed around as party favors while Dave wore a purple dildo on his head like a tiny hat at a cocky angle. (Yes he pointed out the phrasing several times) but at the end of the trip one sees the banality of the real world. The traveling salesman hotel in a frontier town on the edge of the Black Hills. The firm handshake and polite goodbye. Fly on you crazy spaceman. Fly home my friend.

djdanno13 fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Jan 1, 2017

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I just binged through this all and catch up now, wild timing. Thanks Dave Dan and Sims!!! Wish I could contribute now but I'll be watching for the next adventure!

:allears:

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

djdanno13 posted:


Also also I just got to rapid and about to drop Dave off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c78PZRsHs

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

djdanno13 posted:

And so I said goodbye to my new friend. I could go on about how we had some grand farewell party full of beer and strippers. Cocaine was passed around as party favors while Dave wore a purple dildo on his head like a tiny hat at a cocky angle. (Yes he pointed out the phrasing several times) but at the end of the trip one sees the banality of the real world. The traveling salesman hotel in a frontier town on the edge of the Black Hills. The firm handshake and polite goodbye. Fly on you crazy spaceman. Fly home my friend.

Shouldve locked the thread after this post, imo.

:3:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I've checked into my room, and made a tough but necessary decision.

I intend to live here for the rest of my days in this hotel. Sorry guys

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

No, it's a hotel in California, not Hotel California.

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007

14 BAR RIFF posted:

I've checked into my room, and made a tough but necessary decision.

I intend to live here for the rest of my days in this hotel. Sorry guys

...does the hotel know this?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Faerunner posted:

...does the hotel know this?

They'll have plenty of time to figure it out.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Seminal Flu posted:

No, it's a hotel in California, not Hotel California.

But they said he could check out any time he wants.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





The farts will keep them from entering the room to evict him.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The Locator posted:

The farts will keep them from entering the room to evict him.

Till the farts start punching holes in the walls, anyway.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Rhyno posted:

I'm so excited to see what else is under that hat.

drat it

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Midjack posted:

Till the farts start punching holes in the walls, anyway.

You can only contain Jalapeno and Ghost pepper farts for so long before things become....unstable.
Let's just say if you thought the Jeep fire was a show, you haven't seen anything yet.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
https://youtu.be/OEnM7IvZxcI

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:


Happy New Year, 14".

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Happy new year, man.

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat

Happy new years! It's been a blast following this thread, good work dude.

Also that's pretty much the end of the season that aired this spring I think.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
Cackling away to myself while drinking a negroni for "breakfast". You're a goddamn hero Dave. You, Dan and Sims provided the best and brightest moments of the last 12 months. And I don't mean that in a "gently caress 2016" kind of way, I just mean I look forward to checking this thread every day because it never fails to entertain. Safe travels, pet Rosie, keep awesome. I look forward to the next chapter. Stay safe ghost pepper poops.

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
YES

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