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You should probsbly just go home. And someone should post that comic with the fat goon at a party complaining about everything and that he wants to go home
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My party is hosted by me. I will not defend myself on the AUG thread please just send me links to dicks. 
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oldpainless posted:You should probsbly just go home. This is the original. There's seventeen thousand variants, I'm not finding the specific one you mean 
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oldpainless posted:You should probsbly just go home. 
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Deified Data posted:Am I the only one bothered they didn't arrange the groomsmen by bicep size? I'm more annoyed that they didn't arrange the bridesmaids by height.
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They tried to arrange them by bicep size but they kept fighting over who was bigger.
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"These shallow whores don't appreciate a nice guy like me."
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InevitableCheese posted:Bad question but I need it for a New Years party: does anyone have the swollen gay sex dick pictures? Where a man is loving a pumped up swollen foreskin in .gif form? No one believes me it exists. Not entirely sure this is what you're looking for, but close enough I guess.   http://wormgush.com/wormgush.gif
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Nuevo posted:Not entirely sure this is what you're looking for, but close enough I guess. Thank you much. This is the exact gif. Everyone was very surprised and on the edge of puking/confusion.
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I'm the failed google image search of "saline cock loving gif" that went real south real fast.
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verymoldy posted:I'm the failed google image search of "saline cock loving gif" that went real south real fast. I tried "docking gif" but that just got spaceships. "penis docking gif" did the trick. Oh, did it ever. 
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I thought about putting a post together about all the things dudes do to make their penises bigger but it's all really sad and  and I've seen enough bulbous and weird penises for one night.
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You know, I should have known better. I have made the mistake enough, but no, I had to click that link.
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verymoldy posted:I thought about putting a post together about all the things dudes do to make their penises bigger but it's all really sad and Please do it anyway. The fplus episodes about that poo poo are always hilarious.
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bulletsponge13 posted:You know, I should have known better. I have made the mistake enough, but no, I had to click that link. lol I am at a point in my life where I have realised and accepted that I will never, ever learn not to click links in the AUG thread. Curiosity killed the cat, and all that.
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monkeytennis posted:lol I am at a point in my life where I have realised and accepted that I will never, ever learn not to click links in the AUG thread. The best part is when someone actually describes the picture hidden behind the link and I think "well there's no way it's that."
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Last night a streamer I watch came across the word "priapism" and didn't believe it was a legitimate medical condition, then googled it despite chat's warning. At least he learned something I guess!
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BigPaulAK camping trip? http://i.imgur.com/MFomIXB.jpg
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Last night a streamer I watch came across the word "priapism" and didn't believe it was a legitimate medical condition, then googled it despite chat's warning. At least he learned something I guess! Telling someone not to google something is the best way to get them to google it.
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Slime posted:Telling someone not to google something is the best way to get them to google it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_BIKQfAgh4
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I'll google image search her
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Vorpal Cat posted:Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm I respectfully disagree.
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InevitableCheese posted:Bad question but I need it for a New Years party: does anyone have the swollen gay sex dick pictures? Where a man is loving a pumped up swollen foreskin in .gif form? No one believes me it exists. This exact topic came up at a NYE party I was attending because we were talking about synthol and one thing led to another, no one believed me either. I think the solution is that all goons should commit suicide immediately for the good of humanity.
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bulletsponge13 posted:You know, I should have known better. I have made the mistake enough, but no, I had to click that link. My ad blocker had a rule to block it outright, daring me to click through a warning. I did
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh http://www.cbsnews.com/news/spokane-man-banned-from-starbucks-after-asking-teen-barista-on-date/
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RZA Encryption posted:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh some dude in the comments posted:This guy is a creep, he must not be rich or I am sure it would have been okay. This young girl needs to learn to provide service without flirting or she will continue to have the same problem with dirty old men or men period. Providing good service and receiving tips does not require flirting or telling men they are funny, as this can easily be interpreted as I am interested in you by male egos. He's a creep but she also needs to be accountable for her own actions, even at 16. Remember ladies, smiling is just inviting unwanted male attention. I don't know why I even look at news site comments anymore.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Remember ladies, smiling is just inviting unwanted male attention. I don't know why I even look at news site comments anymore. She said "Have a nice day", what did she expect? Men can't even act upon such blatant flirtation. This is PC culture going way to far.
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Cosima posted:This exact topic came up at a NYE party I was attending because we were talking about synthol and one thing led to another, no one believed me either. I think the solution is that all goons should commit suicide immediately for the good of humanity. Truly, we are the AUG!
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There's no way that's a goon meet. Too many girls.
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Isn't this the woman who does plus-size clothing reviews for buzzfeed? Or are there two women with that "my last grooming discoveries were made at high school band camp" look being photographed halfway professionally?
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Man, Lisa Loeb got into them snausages somethin' fierce.
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This article must've been the greatest thing in the world for Allison's self esteem https://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/heres-what-one-size-fits-all-looks-like-on-all?utm_term=.tx9xjyYBq#.yaAzw5vD6
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Guy Goodbody posted:This article must've been the greatest thing in the world for Allison's self esteem I sort of think Lara got hosed most of all, since even though she's got the second-smallest dress size, being slightly tall her rear end is hanging out all over the place. The clothes look unbelievably bad on her.
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