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Godholio posted:Anybody planning to get hungover, buy yourself a bottle of Pedialyte from the baby section of your local grocery store. That poo poo is no joke.
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gotta post this again just like every year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 06:39 |
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rip schneider and qp. take a moment to remember the bros who didn't make it.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 06:46 |
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hard for tom hardy but also Suicide Watch fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Jan 1, 2017 |
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I like the part where she shoots Tom Cruise over and over
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 08:04 |
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 08:10 |
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2016 suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
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Slim Pickens posted:2016 suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick From the baaaaaaaaaaack
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 11:14 |
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2016: "Bye Felicia."shyduck posted:Mariah Carey just had a meltdown on ABC
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 11:38 |
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It's five in the morning and I spent all night watching The Expanse. Had to see it through. 2017 starting strong.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 11:49 |
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Its 11am i am pooping and drinking beer
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 16:28 |
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ElMaligno posted:Its 11am i am pooping and drinking beer Its 0747. I'm pooping in the other bathroom in my house. The heater is directly across from the toilet. My feet are getting warm while I poo, this is my new bathroom now.... 2017 is gonna be amazing
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 16:48 |
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Holy poo poo, it snowed 3-4 inches overnight. 2017 is already better Gonna make a snowtrump in tribute to dear leader-elect
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 18:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5p0gqCIEa8
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lmbo
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:56 |
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holy poo poo
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:58 |
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i'm the quiet "okay" about halfway through the spiel
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:59 |
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# ? Jan 2, 2017 02:05 |
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canuckistan.avi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg19anRYgJU
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# ? Jan 2, 2017 06:39 |
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Lmbo
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# ? Jan 2, 2017 06:48 |
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Alabama city known for its peanuts celebrates New Years' with a totally-accidental-you-guys dick shaped "Nut Drop." Citizens very amused. http://www.ksla.com/story/34163932/...campaign=buffer
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# ? Jan 2, 2017 07:20 |
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Naked Bear posted:canuckistan.avi AvE is our single greatest export
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# ? Jan 2, 2017 12:53 |
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I don't know what AvE is talking about most of the time but I still love him
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# ? Jan 2, 2017 18:15 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:poo poo that happened to Aerosmith during one of the VMAs and Steven Tyler still belted out Dream On. She a scrub. link?
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 03:45 |
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http://q13fox.com/2017/01/02/man-claims-age-discrimination-after-starbucks-bans-him-for-asking-16-year-old-barista-on-a-date/ Lucas Werner strikes again... Quote from his FB "No. We've already covered this. I want to date 18 year old women, to be honest. They're so cute. They're also pretty intelligent, but when it comes to accepting my ideas, more like Trump than Sanders. 18 year old women are hateful. Like I said, I love them, but they're mean. Again, they're the best looking and in most other ways, intelligent, sultry. I dunno. I'm in love with them even though they're hateful. The whole telomerase theory explains why they're hateful. They spend so much time around their own age group that it builds up telomerase over abundance, which makes them hateful. While they're hating, they're also weakening their own immune systems by telomere attrition from that telomerase over abundance, the enzyme in the body that keeps them young looking and acting. You'd be surprised. 18 year olds around 18 year olds are incredibly immature. 18 year olds, when they're dating men over 35 are largely much more womanly acting than girly acting because the telomerase levels between 2 bodies where one is aging and one is still young makes both people act more mature. The theory is that this is because of telomerase being in equilibrium between different ages of organisms. Look no further than an old growth /new growth forest for how age differences between trees creates a more stable ecosystem. But no. I'm a creep for pointing it out like women are another c word. Not only that, men over 35 give children stronger DNA and 18 year old women are the most fertile. So, this whole coupling with men under 35 fad for the past century is like a legalised form of incest that increases your risk of cancer, depression, anger, stress, and a weaker immune system. Maybe that's why you think I'm a creep. Because black people are the n word? Dinner with me at Red Robin. And if not, Happy Holidays, bigots. conversationrage.weebly.com" Dingleberry fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Jan 3, 2017 |
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... wtf
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 15:55 |
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From the article:quote:“I know the female Starbucks barista was of legal age to date,” the man said. “I broke no laws. I merely took a chance with my heart. I’m tired of hearing the word ‘creep,’ as any black person or gay person is tired of hearing certain words. I have a whole webpage dedicated to age gap love.”
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Pesticide20 posted:From the article:
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 16:00 |
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Can we do a gofundme to hire a bodyguard for the barista?
Dingleberry fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jan 3, 2017 |
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There's no way that poor high school sophomore still works there, right?
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 16:25 |
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It is amazing how every new thing about this guy is ever growing levels of
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 16:34 |
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Can we just take him out back, already? The world would be better off without him.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 16:42 |
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What is this obsession with telomerase and poo poo he's got? I don't even know what it is but I'm pretty sure he's using it as a base for some real batshit crazy "science"
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 17:22 |
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not caring here posted:What is this obsession with telomerase and poo poo he's got? I don't even know what it is but I'm pretty sure he's using it as a base for some real batshit crazy "science" He's a pedophile trying to justify wanting to gently caress teenage girls.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 17:25 |
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not caring here posted:What is this obsession with telomerase and poo poo he's got? I don't even know what it is but I'm pretty sure he's using it as a base for some real batshit crazy "science" It's a take on "I'm not actually a pedophile, I'm an pedophile" with a dash of thrown in. Huh, my iPhone keeps trying to autocorrect ephebophile to pedophile. Thanks Apple!
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 17:33 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:It's a take on "I'm not actually a pedophile, I'm an pedophile" with a dash of thrown in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU On a different note, I turned off auto-correct entirely on my iphone. It's handy for some contractions and such, but often times it would change correctly spelled words to something else. Also actually typing properly and putting punctuation into contractions manually was a pain because it would try to spell check the letters following the apostrophe. With autocorrect off I actually have to spell words and manually put in punctuation, but that's faster for me than going back and correcting or retyping the same thing multiple times fighting with auto-correct.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 17:44 |
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Google keyboard man. One finger swipe typing and my finger never gets picked up off the glass.
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not caring here posted:What is this obsession with telomerase and poo poo he's got? I don't even know what it is but I'm pretty sure he's using it as a base for some real batshit crazy "science" tl;dr telomerase is an enzyme your body uses to stave off the degradation of your DNA (sort of), and thus stave off health problems (sort of). e: of course, nothing is actually that straightforward, and the guy is still a loving nut for believing... whatever the gently caress it is that he uses to justify wanting to bang teenagers. e2: if he thinks that his DNA is "better" because he's a creepy old gently caress, then he's also got it backwards; it's not. Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jan 3, 2017 |
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