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Denied partying at Mar-a-lago
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Jan 2, 2017 01:32
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Throwing a party with alcohol that wasn't a Trump brand.
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Jan 2, 2017 01:42
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Spread treasonous rumor that Alaska didn't always belong to Russia
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Jan 2, 2017 02:04
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was a foreigner living abroad
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Jan 2, 2017 02:05
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Wasn't sure if we were always at war with East Asia
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Jan 2, 2017 03:09
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attempted to use coupon to buy influence
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Jan 2, 2017 05:18
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Bought last Ronco Tan In A Can
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Jan 2, 2017 05:35
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Knew what was going on with the cyber
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Jan 2, 2017 06:31
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Voting while brown
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Jan 2, 2017 07:37
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refusal to consume american-made media.
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Jan 2, 2017 08:33
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attempted to backup wikipedia during the Great Information Purges
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Jan 2, 2017 08:37
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Deemed a cyber terrorist after being seen inserting RAM sticks into a computer.
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Jan 2, 2017 13:32
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alt right jews gas me in a chamber. The irony of which is lost on them.
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Jan 2, 2017 13:55
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ate a trump steak past expiration date (the day it was packaged)
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Jan 2, 2017 13:56
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Drank Diet Coke while thin, once and for all disproving his tweet about the matter from a few years ago
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Jan 2, 2017 14:10
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Was not, in fact, sad!
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Jan 2, 2017 14:11
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Was within a mile of anti-Trump graffiti when it was found and didn't confess to seeing it happen or doing it.
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Caught reading fake news, aka the failing NYT's.
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Jan 2, 2017 15:39
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Fornication with a brown.
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Jan 2, 2017 15:58
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Refused to partake in the Most Dangerous Game with Eric Trump.
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Jan 2, 2017 18:45
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Killed a guy. what? stopped clock etc
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Jan 2, 2017 18:47
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Yinlock posted:Killed a guy. Right but was it a white guy or a brown guy? You won't be executed for one of these.
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Jan 2, 2017 19:13
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faked the funk on a nasty dunk
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Jan 3, 2017 00:02
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Got too high a score on the Spanish Competency Exam to be allowed to live
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Jan 3, 2017 00:13
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Left poor yelp review of taco bowl at Trump tower grill
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Jan 3, 2017 00:19
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insufficient deference to the Aryan Class
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Jan 3, 2017 00:23
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*looks up from trump geneology* barron trump....golden head. *sits back, wonders about donald and ivanka*
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Jan 3, 2017 01:49
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suspected member of illegal terrorist group "The Office of Congressional Ethics"
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Jan 3, 2017 01:53
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counted out Touchdown Tom, Trump's buddy
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Jan 3, 2017 05:44
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Gave a gently caress about the Oxford comma
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Thump! posted:Right but was it a white guy or a brown guy? You won't be executed for one of these. i ate the rich, my appetite knows no color
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Jan 3, 2017 06:14
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Questioned the age of the official administration tween jester, Dan Nainan
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Jan 3, 2017 06:17
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Found a Lost Otaku
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Jan 3, 2017 06:49
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Either creepily commented on First Lady Ivanka's rear end too much or not enough
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Jan 3, 2017 06:50
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Refused to surrender property in nationwide Imminent Domain sweep.
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Jan 3, 2017 07:53
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Beat Eric in a rap battle
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Jan 3, 2017 08:25
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Beat Barron in magic the gathering
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Jan 3, 2017 08:25
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Was unable to explain THAC0% to Donnie Junya
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