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- subtweeted POTUS - failed to end a phone call with the words "merry christmas" - vhs recording of rosie o'donnel's talk show from 1998 found in attic
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-drowned in flooding caused by increasingly severe weather events, corpse retrieved and executed for believing in climate change so assests can be officially seized
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-kulak ("more like cucklak am i rite lol")
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-Jewish heritage -Foreign accent -No twitter account
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i'm gay
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Dec 24, 2016 22:56
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selling state secrets to the californians
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To woke Infiltrating the manned space program with androids
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Dec 24, 2016 23:58
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growing peanuts to replenish your soil's nitrogen cycle
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i think turmp is a no good bad man and if he wants to kill me for saying that? well i want to die anyway
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poached rhinos from prince Eric's hunting grounds to feed starving family
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Timothy "Tiny Tim" Cratchit, offering solace to non-approved entities, blaspheming.
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Forrest T.S. Neuman, Global Warming Hoaxer.
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growing soybeans instead of corn to alleviate diet monotony
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Dec 25, 2016 00:32
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kitchen decorations found to contain unpatriotically low number of faux-gilded Corinthian columns
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Dec 25, 2016 00:35
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Yossef ben-Yaakov, Maryam, attempted anchor-babying, extreme foreignness.
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Dec 25, 2016 00:37
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- distribution of counterfeit pepes
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Dec 25, 2016 00:42
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- selling polonium at quality below acceptable standards by Putin's Ministry of Extraordinary Rendition
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Turner "Hemmie" Stuckland, declared to private party he could, in reference to President Supreme Trump, "prob'ly take'im if we were rasslin'". NSA operatives intervened with minimal loss of life, holiday cheer.
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careerism (drunkenly admitted that vote for trump was 'ironic')
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In a surprise sting operation, all Californians have been arrested in conjunction to aiding and abetting illegal immigrants, furthering the supposedly-legal marijuana trade and supplying opposition propaganda by way of television, movies, news, et al. Today's Real United Media Public has more, going live to KelCon-3000.
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Dec 25, 2016 00:57
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Unfollowed potus on twitter
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Zeris posted:Unfollowed potus on twitter
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Dec 25, 2016 01:05
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shouldn't have picked this username
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Dec 25, 2016 01:10
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I work in some sort of homosexual department.
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Dec 25, 2016 01:11
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When normal-sized hands are outlawed, only outlaws will have normal-sized hands.
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Area man beaten for saying "Happy Christmas".
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Dec 25, 2016 01:19
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bad thinking sad thinking wrong thinking
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brave member of the new french resistance
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Dec 25, 2016 01:22
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the secret service took note of that time i called his car "the fagmobile"
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cuck im gay hth
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Dec 25, 2016 01:24
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Anti-state pizza consumption, neither with knife and fork nor crust-first.
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Dec 25, 2016 01:29
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Became an SA goon instead of an SS goon.
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Dec 25, 2016 02:19
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Anti-state pizza non-consumption
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Dec 25, 2016 02:25
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my hair is too pretty, trump will have me scalped and hanged
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Dec 25, 2016 02:31
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I'm low energy. Sad!
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Dec 25, 2016 02:38
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crushed to death by gold bricks with dozens of other slaves while constructing Imhotrump I's funereal tower/tomb
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Dec 25, 2016 02:56
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spelled unpresidented incorrectly
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Dec 25, 2016 03:04
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discovered to be jerking off to pornography through a covertly activated laptop cam
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anti-american complexion
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Attempting to stop abduction of my child as he innocently compares a candy corn to Trump's head/face.
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