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Devonaut: Jul 10, 2001; Devoted Astronaut

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i knew what sound this was going to be before i even clicked it

its actually a red tailed hawk

# ? Jan 2, 2017 17:58

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# ? May 2, 2024 23:36

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Sagebrush posted:

https://gifsound.com/?gifv=ll6HR6y&v=4wKPTWXD2Z0&s=22

holy moley

# ? Jan 2, 2017 18:13

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

# ? Jan 2, 2017 19:38

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

china is amazing

# ? Jan 2, 2017 19:42

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

# ? Jan 2, 2017 19:43

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

# ? Jan 2, 2017 19:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

also ran across this while searching for that

# ? Jan 2, 2017 19:48

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

the SSL cert blew out for the forums.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 2, 2017 19:56

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

also ran across this while searching for that

I DON'T CARE, CHAD! THE CARD SAYS BEN AFFLECK. YOU AREN'T GETTING THE PIE SLICE, LET IT GO!

# ? Jan 2, 2017 19:58

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

suppermariobroth:

In most 3D games, characters not in the camera�s field of view are not rendered to conserve processing power. In Mario Party 8, due to a high degree of optimization, this technique extends to parts of characters� models in addition to entire characters. In this example, as the camera turns to view Toad from the back, his eyes are no longer rendered.

# ? Jan 2, 2017 20:20

ClassActionFursuit: Mar 15, 2006

toads eyes are gone but birdo disappears entirely

# ? Jan 2, 2017 20:22

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

trans erasure

# ? Jan 2, 2017 20:33

ClassActionFursuit: Mar 15, 2006

Annual Gift Panda posted:

trans erasure

about as clearcut a case as one is likely to find

# ? Jan 2, 2017 20:41

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4JmoFp8Yw

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:04

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:07

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

suppermariobroth:

In most 3D games, characters not in the camera�s field of view are not rendered to conserve processing power. In Mario Party 8, due to a high degree of optimization, this technique extends to parts of characters� models in addition to entire characters. In this example, as the camera turns to view Toad from the back, his eyes are no longer rendered.

In Wario World, there is a money bag constantly suspended in the air between Wario and the camera. This is in fact the money bag that falls down onto the screen during a Game Over, which the game has loaded at all times for optimization reasons.

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:09

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

sword of damocles getting conceptual

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:18

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Improbable Lobster posted:

In Wario World, there is a money bag constantly suspended in the air between Wario and the camera. This is in fact the money bag that falls down onto the screen during a Game Over, which the game has loaded at all times for optimization reasons.

in half life 2 anything that appears on a video monitor isn't a pre-rendered animation, it's a live scene occurring in a hidden room buried somewhere in the map with a simulated camera pointing at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auaIw9WOC-E

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:31

vOv: Feb 8, 2014

Annual Gift Panda posted:

trans erasure

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:34

champagne posting: Apr 5, 2006; YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Sweevo posted:

in half life 2 anything that appears on a video monitor isn't a pre-rendered animation, it's a live scene occurring in a hidden room buried somewhere in the map with a simulated camera pointing at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auaIw9WOC-E

this is amazing and at the same time such a roundabout way of doing a video loop

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:36

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Dillbag posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4JmoFp8Yw

an unusually introspective song for eiffel 65, but it should play well in germany

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:38

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:43

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Improbable Lobster posted:

In Wario World, there is a money bag constantly suspended in the air between Wario and the camera. This is in fact the money bag that falls down onto the screen during a Game Over, which the game has loaded at all times for optimization reasons.

oh it's a metaphor for real life then

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:54

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Improbable Lobster posted:

In Wario World, there is a money bag constantly suspended in the air between Wario and the camera. This is in fact the money bag that falls down onto the screen during a Game Over, which the game has loaded at all times for optimization reasons.

an allegory for living as a normie in a modern capilistic society

the hidden money bag, waiting to crush us all

# ? Jan 2, 2017 21:55

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

i think this one is my favorite

https://twitter.com/ollymoss/status/697926382861492224

though the mirror's edge cinematic sequences are also p good when you watch them from outside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv7MnV1SrZg

# ? Jan 2, 2017 22:04

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Annual Gift Panda posted:

trans erasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSnLGdpjWf4

# ? Jan 2, 2017 22:05

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

oh and this one

# ? Jan 2, 2017 22:06

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

let it die is based on real life then?

# ? Jan 2, 2017 22:16

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

# ? Jan 2, 2017 22:37

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

KoRMaK posted:

an allegory for living as a normie in a modern capilistic society

the hidden money bag, waiting to crush us all

https://twitter.com/merrittk/status/802253278436327424

# ? Jan 2, 2017 22:39

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde