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ebilflindas posted:Hey look at me lady Now that's the realest thing.
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I once ran into Shmorky at a Dillard's. He was sweating heavily and short on breath. I asked him what the problem was and he said that he ran over as fast as he could when he heard that children's pants were half off.
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Incitatus posted:I once ran into Shmorky at a Dillard's. He was sweating heavily and short on breath. I asked him what the problem was and he said that he ran over as fast as he could when he heard that children's pants were half off. lmao
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Shmorky is working on his musical skills lately. His favorite key to play in is A Minor.
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So is lowtax and schmork not doing anymore terrible game lps together? Poor lauren
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Shmorky is training really hard for marathons. He's had some good finishes, but he just can't seem to win. He's always coming in a little behind.
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*Bursts into thread wearing a "Happy New Year 2017" Hat* *Drops to his knees* EAT FRESH!!!
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No more jokes please. This is serious. It's a serios porblem we gotta cope w/.
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Leroy Dennui posted:Lowtax how do you feel about being represented as a klurf in the "Let's Play Cartoons" series now that you've learned the terrible secret of Shmorky?
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I think Shmorkey needed some change the other day. I overheard him asking Aatrek if he had 2 fives for his 10.
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Incitatus posted:I think Shmorkey needed some change the other day. I overheard him asking Aatrek if he had 2 fives for his 10. ROFLMAOPIP!!!!!!!
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What's the hardest thing for Shmorkey when walking through a daycare? His cock.
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Lauren to lowtax hey dad remember when you pal'd around with a poo poo eating pedophile and left me alone with him Good times huh dad (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Burt Sexual posted:Can someone summarize this dumpster fire for me? Besides some dude is a pedo and draws cartoons. It's very convoluted. - believes he's toon-kin and demands to be acknowledged as such. freaks out if anyone forgets or catches him out of character - never stops complaining that the universe has it in for him - steals - draws toon porn for profit AND fun - wants someone to eat his poop
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MariusLecter posted:Lauren to lowtax Stop being a creep. Close GBS.
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My fetish is Pat with a poopy diapey
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I think he's cute
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MariusLecter posted:Lauren to lowtax
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The offsite forums have the best threads.
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Lowtax posted:None of my kids were ever left alone with him ever, but why let facts stand in the way of such zingers? see you get it
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serious norman posted:ROFLMAOPIP!!!!!!! ur "ironically" calling out bad jokes in order to defend a pedo lol
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Shmorky has to have a Patreon because he can't pay his rent by drawing cartoons But he did manage to pay his rent by sucking dick Maybe he picked the wrong career is what I'm saying
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Lowtax posted:None of my kids were ever left alone with him ever, but why let facts stand in the way of such zingers? Ignore this troll bait poo poo tbh.
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Lowtax posted:None of my kids were ever left alone with him ever, but why let facts stand in the way of such zingers? I can't believe that you locked your kids in the Shmorky room every night you freak
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MariusLecter posted:So is lowtax and schmork not doing anymore terrible game lps together? Yeah, now she has to play horrible games with her dad instead. E: I mean literally she and lowtax play bad video games together. Just in case this needed to be clarified.
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Tolkien minority posted:ur "ironically" calling out bad jokes in order to defend a pedo lol nah? ur "dumb"
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serious norman posted:nah? ur "dumb" "pardon"
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Lowtax posted:None of my kids were ever left alone with him ever, but why let facts stand in the way of such zingers? Honestly,Lowtax, how did it happen that you employed an above average number of pedophiles?
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FirstPersonShitter posted:the kiwi farms people have been really nice to the person who got groomed by shmorky and they have gender dysphoria too so idk that they're just horrible bigots persecuting transpeople like shmorkys defenders are saying  These people seem incredibly cool and sane and not harboring any of sort of weird flimsily-justified bigotry at all.
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Principals Orifice posted:"pardon" something Shmorkey will eventually have to ask for
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serious norman posted:nah? ur "dumb" atleast im not making totally unrelated asides about how an internet forum that outed a pedo is dumb and bad in a thread about the pedo that was outed
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Gazpacho posted:- grew up in a trailer deep in the woods Everyone here has done at least half of these things tbf
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You know who else didn't like paedophiles? Uhm, Hitler.
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Guy Mann posted:
WTF is an LGBTQ, is that like their version of OMGWTFBBQ?
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Tolkien minority posted:atleast im not making totally unrelated asides about how an internet forum that outed a pedo is dumb and bad in a thread about the pedo that was outed i've never not called him/we a pedo. just saying the kiwi forum is dumb.
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Honestly,Lowtax, how did it happen that you employed an above average number of pedophiles?
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Guy Mann posted:
psh rat kings are when a ton of rats get their tails all tied together these guys are appropriating my rodent culture and i dont like it
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Lowtax posted:I've "employed" one, shmorky. Who are the others? Also what's the "average number of pedophiles," I need to meet standards here. not trolling genuinely curious are mods considered employees even though they arent paid, or just volunteers?
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