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The Sin of Onan
Oct 11, 2012

And below,
watched by eyes of steel
we dreamt
Happy New Year, map thread!

Here's your gift, one of the worst maps I've ever seen:

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Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Where's the Caspian?

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Count Roland posted:

Where's the Caspian?

Filled in by the Armenians in their eternal quest to stamp out poor plucky little Azerbaijan, probably

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

The Sin of Onan posted:

Happy New Year, map thread!

Here's your gift, one of the worst maps I've ever seen:


:stare: Thank you for this gift. It's ... quite something.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Somebody stepped on Cyprus.

The Sin of Onan
Oct 11, 2012

And below,
watched by eyes of steel
we dreamt

Count Roland posted:

Where's the Caspian?

See also: the Persian Gulf, the Gulf of Aqabah, the Baltic.

Also note that Judaea is a broadly horizontal line, apparently encompassing Amman but not Beersheba.

Also also note that whoever made the map got the colours for the key mixed up.

Really, you can spot something new and wrong with it with every glance.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Heh, I didn't notice the colors were mixed up.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Numidia is in the completely wrong place too, and comically giant.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Though, to be fair, that might be what Britain looked like in the first millennium; a lot of the east coast between the Humber and Thames was marshland that has since been drained.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Is it at all possible it's a composition of Roman-era maps of coastlines? So Cyprus looks like the Romans had Cyprus down on their maps? Because that's the only way that map can be salvaged.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!

The Sin of Onan posted:

Happy New Year, map thread!

Here's your gift, one of the worst maps I've ever seen:



I actually spent a decent chunk of my winter vacation reading a work that focused pretty heavily on Roman/Persian relations regarding Armenia, and this map hurts in ways you can't comprehend.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Mainland Italy has actually been gradually rotating for the past couple millenia in a gradual motion to kick the rest of Europe in the balls, by which I mean Spain

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Antti posted:

Is it at all possible it's a composition of Roman-era maps of coastlines? So Cyprus looks like the Romans had Cyprus down on their maps? Because that's the only way that map can be salvaged.

It's too accurate for that, and it can't be due to the coastlines because of the Essex coast (also little things like the Caspian Sea being myseriously absent.) I just noticed the map squares are wrong, too. It keeps on giving.

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts

Antti posted:

Is it at all possible it's a composition of Roman-era maps of coastlines? So Cyprus looks like the Romans had Cyprus down on their maps? Because that's the only way that map can be salvaged.

Nope. I work on (among other things) geomorphology in the ancient world and this is just a lovely map.

AgentF
May 11, 2009

Angepain posted:

Mainland Italy has actually been gradually rotating for the past couple millenia in a gradual motion to kick the rest of Europe in the balls, by which I mean Spain

Ummm... the balls of Europe is already strongly claimed by Finland.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

MeinPanzer posted:

Nope. I work on (among other things) geomorphology in the ancient world and this is just a lovely map.

Any maps to share on the subject? Coastlines varying over time fascinates me, though I know almost nothing about the subject.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

AgentF posted:

Ummm... the balls of Europe is already strongly claimed by Finland.


That's the balls of Fenno-scandia. Europe itself is a lady.

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts

Count Roland posted:

Any maps to share on the subject? Coastlines varying over time fascinates me, though I know almost nothing about the subject.

I believe that the most recent edition of the Barrington Atlas of the Greek and Roman World (the standard atlas for Graeco-Roman antiquity) incorporates some work on geomorphology into its maps, but for the most part you need to go hunting around in various specialist journals for geomorphological reconstructions. I work in Greece, so most of my knowledge pertains to its coastline; are you interested in any regions and periods in particular?

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

MeinPanzer posted:

I believe that the most recent edition of the Barrington Atlas of the Greek and Roman World (the standard atlas for Graeco-Roman antiquity) incorporates some work on geomorphology into its maps, but for the most part you need to go hunting around in various specialist journals for geomorphological reconstructions. I work in Greece, so most of my knowledge pertains to its coastline; are you interested in any regions and periods in particular?

I'm mostly interested in a geological/climatological context. Basically, today's climate is changing. Getting an idea of past changes would be most interesting.

So periods or places don't matter so much. But a place that was populated, and is now under water, that would be very interesting. Especially if it was known over what time period or by what mechanism this happened (was it oceans rising, the land sinking, or something else?).

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

The Sin of Onan posted:

Happy New Year, map thread!

Here's your gift, one of the worst maps I've ever seen:



Among the other many issues: The double lines appear to be the borders of the provinces/kingdoms, but if so then... why don't the colors line up with them in some places? Macedonia, Thrace, and everything in Asia doesn't quite match the lines.

And according to Wikipedia, while Hispania Ulterior can be translated as Further Spain, it's never referred to as Farther Spain.

The map just seems weirdly... tilted up in the east. Very weirdly. How on earth does such a thing happen?

I won't even call this shameful. It's too insane to feel shame.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


A Buttery Pastry posted:

That's the balls of Fenno-scandia. Europe itself is a lady.

Some ladies have balls. :shrug:

e: Actually, even if you're right, she's getting hover-teabagged by Fenno-scandia. I can't decide which I'd prefer.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Doc Hawkins posted:

Some ladies have balls. :shrug:

e: Actually, even if you're right, she's getting hover-teabagged by Fenno-scandia. I can't decide which I'd prefer.
Nah, Spain is the head of Lady Europa, no teabagging going on. I'll leave you to consider what Denmark's many islands are.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

The Sin of Onan posted:

Happy New Year, map thread!

Here's your gift, one of the worst maps I've ever seen:



Oh holy poo poo I've looked at this a half dozen times, and just realized there's no Baltic.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
I like how it's showing three rivers but not the Nile. Or the other two major rivers in northern Gaul/France.

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts

Count Roland posted:

I'm mostly interested in a geological/climatological context. Basically, today's climate is changing. Getting an idea of past changes would be most interesting.

So periods or places don't matter so much. But a place that was populated, and is now under water, that would be very interesting. Especially if it was known over what time period or by what mechanism this happened (was it oceans rising, the land sinking, or something else?).

I work on integrating environmental and economic history in ancient Greece, and over the last few years I've actually been working specifically on the impact of climate change in the ancient Graeco-Roman world. There are plenty of places around the Mediterranean that were above sea level even as recently as the later 1st millennium CE that are now underwater. Unfortunately there is no straightforward explanation for such processes; eustatic changes (those due to shifts in the actual volume of water) and isostatic changes (vertical movements in the Earth's crust) combine to affect different regions differently. There are places around the Aegean where some ancient sites will be below sea level while others only a few kilometres away are several metres above.

Palaeoclimatology in the ancient Mediterranean has been rapidly developing over the last couple of decades but historians have been slow to embrace it. It's clear that our understanding of the ancient Graeco-Roman world will be changing considerably over the next few decades as more and better climatic data continues to pile up.

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And according to Wikipedia, while Hispania Ulterior can be translated as Further Spain, it's never referred to as Farther Spain.

Many, including myself, use "farther" to refer to actual physical distance and "further" to refer to metaphorical distance (i.e. "he threw the ball farther," but "I took things even further"). I always translate Hispanic Ulterior as Farther Spain.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
obligatory

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

We form like voltron and Spain just so happens to be the head.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

wikipedia posted:

In 1537, when the Europa regina was introduced, Holy Roman Emperor Charles V of Habsburg had united the lands of the Habsburg's in his hands, including his country of origin, Spain. Thus, the map is oriented westwards to have Spain as the crowned head, pointing at the Habsburgs' claim to be universal emperors of Europe. The most obvious connections to the Holy Roman Emperor are the Carolingian crown and the imperial insignia - sceptre and orb. Another connection to Charles V is the gown, which resembles the contemporary dress code at the Habsburg court, and the face of the queen, which some say resembles Charles V's wife Isabella.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You shouldn't have angered Europe. Prepare for a paddling.

The Sin of Onan
Oct 11, 2012

And below,
watched by eyes of steel
we dreamt

Antti posted:

Is it at all possible it's a composition of Roman-era maps of coastlines? So Cyprus looks like the Romans had Cyprus down on their maps? Because that's the only way that map can be salvaged.

Roman maps are their own (weird, weird) thing, but they were well aware of the existence of places like the Baltic, the Caspian, and the Persian Gulf. I think it's just another part of the map's baffling incompetence at depicting literally anything.

Speaking of Roman maps, here's a section of a Roman map:


Can you guess what part of the world it's supposed to be depicting (without reading the text, because that's cheating)?

Schizotek posted:

I actually spent a decent chunk of my winter vacation reading a work that focused pretty heavily on Roman/Persian relations regarding Armenia, and this map hurts in ways you can't comprehend.

I am a classics student currently doing my Master's (and if I could do image editing at all, this is the part where I'd combine :hist101: with :homebrew:, except the money would also be on fire), and while Africa is more my field than Armenia, I can assure you that I feel at least some of your pain.

MeinPanzer posted:

Nope. I work on (among other things) geomorphology in the ancient world and this is just a lovely map.

That sounds fascinating. Do tell :)

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The Sin of Onan posted:

Roman maps are their own (weird, weird) thing, but they were well aware of the existence of places like the Baltic, the Caspian, and the Persian Gulf. I think it's just another part of the map's baffling incompetence at depicting literally anything.

Speaking of Roman maps, here's a section of a Roman map:


Can you guess what part of the world it's supposed to be depicting (without reading the text, because that's cheating)?


That's an itinerary map, isn't it? Those aren't meant to be accurate from a cartographer's point of view, they are like subway maps in that they should rather depict how long it takes to get from a to b and what path you should take.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Count Roland posted:

I'm mostly interested in a geological/climatological context. Basically, today's climate is changing. Getting an idea of past changes would be most interesting.

So periods or places don't matter so much. But a place that was populated, and is now under water, that would be very interesting. Especially if it was known over what time period or by what mechanism this happened (was it oceans rising, the land sinking, or something else?).
In Anglo-Saxon times, Dunwich in East Anglia was one of the largest towns in England. Coastal erosion has turned it into a small village.



Everything east of the blue line is gone.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

So in addition to two thirds of the city being gone, the remaining townsfolk got stuck with the old lepers' chapel as their new parish church? Ouch.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!

The Sin of Onan posted:

I am a classics student currently doing my Master's (and if I could do image editing at all, this is the part where I'd combine :hist101: with :homebrew:, except the money would also be on fire), and while Africa is more my field than Armenia, I can assure you that I feel at least some of your pain.

I'm blowing thousands of dollars this summer to provide free labor at a dig-site in Turkey of questionable importance and relevance. gently caress money get.... well I'm sure we'll get something out of all this one day. With the incoming administration I'm just not betting on a paying job.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Paul.Power posted:

In Anglo-Saxon times, Dunwich in East Anglia was one of the largest towns in England. Coastal erosion has turned it into a small village.



Everything east of the blue line is gone.

The horror

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Ron Jeremy posted:

The horror

I got it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Paul.Power posted:

In Anglo-Saxon times, Dunwich in East Anglia was one of the largest towns in England. Coastal erosion has turned it into a small village.



Everything east of the blue line is gone.

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I'll leave you to consider what Denmark's many islands are.

When I was a child I thought Denmark looked like a head with a cool haircut (for the nineties). Zealand was a stone and the other islands were snot that the head had sneezed on the Zealand stone.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PWWtqfwacQ

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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
That's really interesting but then he calls the Qing Dynasty an "early empire".

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