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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Cavenagh posted:

Who wouldn't want to sit down for a nourishing bowl of gelatinous blob?

It looks like yogurt when you didn't stir it

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Chili in the saddest bread bowl.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Soylent pancake?

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Data Graham posted:

Chili in the saddest bread bowl.

Where do you even get unsliced Wonder Bread?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

whiteyfats posted:

I'll defend Little Debbie. Especially fudge rounds and oatmeal creme pies.

On this front, we agree. Nutty Buddies FTW.

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Sonic is "fast food, but if Satan did it."

Wrong. Their cherry limeade is proof there is a God and that he loves us.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


JohnnyCanuck posted:

Where do you even get unsliced Wonder Bread?

Looks like a fairly ordinary loaf of bread such as can be found at any bakery to me.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Samizdata posted:

Wrong. Their cherry limeade is proof there is a God and that he loves us.

If the Devil could not tempt, what need should we have to beware?

A HUNGRY MOUTH has a new favorite as of 06:15 on Jan 3, 2017

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Where do you even get unsliced Wonder Bread?

That looks like it was made in a bread machine.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Data Graham posted:

Chili in the saddest bread bowl.

It looks like a really half-hearted attempt at bunny chow

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fizzymercy posted:

You guys think I didn't make a serious dent in the fudge rounds and swiss rolls portions of that Little Debbie cake? That poo poo was on point. I'd have one. Hell it even looked rad. This isn't it, but it's close:



The bottom layer was Snow Balls. White trash can be amazing.

Would, but I'm white trash.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Poi?

I had my first Twinkie ever last summer. Ew. But I'll eat those peanut butter wafer thingies; those are good.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Nutter Butters are absolutely my poo poo.

Those zebra cakes are super nasty too, they taste like straight up plastic

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


My guess is tau fu fa, which is very light tofu with a sweet syrup and some flavouring. Its a nice chinese dessert.



NOW PUT BOBA IN IT

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Synthbuttrange posted:

My guess is tau fu fa, which is very light tofu with a sweet syrup and some flavouring. Its a nice chinese dessert.



NOW PUT BOBA IN IT



I have had the first, but not the second, and I am gonna find that poo poo ASAP and snork it down.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

cyberia posted:

It looks like a really half-hearted attempt at bunny chow



Nice try fancy picture people, with your bottle of wine and sprig of parsley. That is poo in a bread bowl.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Sociopastry posted:

It's something of an epidemic- heavily processed foods are cheap and tend to be easier to come by for low-income households, so the people in low-income households tend not to learn how to cook properly. On top of that, you have people who get so used to the bland-rear end heavily processed taste of lovely food that "real" food is disgusting to them. A lot of my family is like that- we've always been low income and it wasn't until I started cooking healthy and working on my diet that it really became an issue. It took a good number of years before my family would eat the "weird" food I cooked because they were so used to having to eat lovely, cheap food. Hell, it took me a good long while to re-train my taste buds.

Back a fair bit but this is exactly my partner's mum to a tee. She grew up in rural Queensland and was out of the house by her early 20's and never learnt to cook, so within a year or so of leaving home suddenly she had a husband and her first kid and got stuck having to self teach to cook. I try to politely decline offers for dinner at their house as often as possible :(
She was also raised in the era when "any fat is bad on your meat but sugar is perfectly fine" and "what are spices you fruitcake?!" Were the general consensus (my grandma is the same)

The saddest part is that all of kids think that sort of food is acceptable and will just shovel it down. To the point where the first time I took my partner anywhere moderately out there (Indian), it blew her mind, and we've been places that she absolutely wouldn't eat because "there's too much fat on the meat".

Also her sister and brother literally ate a bite of rissoles their mum seasoned with oregano and wouldn't eat the rest because it was too much, the thought of me cooking something for them scares them because I don't buy the leanest meat possible (lol if you buy lean meat tho) and I don't cook steaks past well done and I use fruity spices like pepper and rosemary

They also wouldn't eat some pork ribs I did on my smoker when their mum was in hospital, despite the fat having all but melted away.

It's thoroughly disappointing, having been raised by a chef grandmother (other one, the one who eats like my partner was a pub lunch cook in the 60s-90s), and a food scientist mum. Thankfully dad and his sister inherited a love of food like my mum has taught us, but it's incredibly concerning when they give me things like crumbed frozen fish because nobody in the house likes it (I hate it but I take it to be polite, and because it's hard to get good fresh seafood where I live currently - mega downer when you're raised on prawns, fresh barramundi, scallops, fresh squid and octopus and Moreton bay bugs)

TL:DR my entire partners family are babies about food

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Zipperelli. posted:



Triggered

Bubble tea is seriously loving disgusting though.

Ftfy

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

McSpergin posted:


TL:DR my entire partners family are babies about food

more for you :colbert: just get em some pizza rolls or something

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty
But is it art?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
ohhhhh I think it's a crucifixion

g-d i hope that's a kosher dog

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

The Wonker Wiener Company continues to be riddled with incompetence.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!

dijon du jour posted:

The Wonker Wiener Company continues to be riddled with incompetence.

I appreciate this reference.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Captainsalami posted:

I appreciate this reference.

:same:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I don't want to go to Yum Town anymore :smith:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Synthbuttrange posted:

My guess is tau fu fa, which is very light tofu with a sweet syrup and some flavouring. Its a nice chinese dessert.



NOW PUT BOBA IN IT



These both look unearthly and not fit for human consumption but I want it so bad.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The first kind is good (ginger syrup is the pro move), I have no idea what the gently caress is going on in that second one.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Grand Fromage posted:

I don't want to go to Yum Town anymore :smith:

We WILL go to Yum Town and you WILL like it, young man!








Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

Bubblyblubber posted:

We WILL go to Yum Town and you WILL like it, young man!



See, they're eating the hamburger without the bun because it's healthier.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
Ah yes, the traditional hot dog & banana salad.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:


Gosh I love me some fermented cocoon

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



This is amazing. The coverage, the plate, the texture.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sociopastry posted:

Nutter Butters are absolutely my poo poo.

Those zebra cakes are super nasty too, they taste like straight up plastic

Nutty Buddy's are the Little Debbie snack. Nutter Butters are more classy, being from Keebler.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
My fam keeps Nutty Buddies in the freezer. It's good.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

blueberry chicken with couscous?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

NLJP posted:

This is amazing. The coverage, the plate, the texture.

This actually looks like it could be really good if we just knew what it was

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Ultimate Mango posted:

This actually looks like it could be really good if we just knew what it was

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Prism
Dec 22, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

Ultimate Mango posted:

This actually looks like it could be really good if we just knew what it was

I'm pretty sure it's a baked potato with extremely sad fake cheese melted on it.

That, or congealed sadness.

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