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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Crotch Bat posted:

Link? All I find is some lovely rapper.

Same here.

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Crotch Bat posted:

Link? All I find is some lovely rapper.

Cool the Candy Rapper, I'll unwrap you.
Then I'll eat you like a Kit Kat woo hoo.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

In the spirit of the new year, I'd just like to say that wherever Kendra is right now I hope she regularly remembers Eric and feels like a piece of human poo poo.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






GenoCanSing posted:

In the spirit of the new year, I'd just like to say that wherever Kendra is right now I hope she regularly remembers Eric and feels like a piece of human poo poo.

Yeah I wonder what it's like to just have no soul whatsoever and have the willingness to exploit the neediest and most desperate among us for modest financial gain. Hope she rots in hell.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

GenoCanSing posted:

In the spirit of the new year, I'd just like to say that wherever Kendra is right now I hope she regularly remembers Eric and feels like a piece of human poo poo.

He was out of her mind as soon as the check cashed. Right now she's either on the last stretch of a porn career or back in Middle America under her real name doing a regular gig and occasionally entertaining her fully-able husband with her tales of an exciting, sexy youth.

"Yeah, I was on Stern once. Some albino gangster pretended that I was the moll of something called Derek Midget. It was mad. I wonder what he's doing right now."

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Crotch Bat posted:

Link? All I find is some lovely rapper.


My bad - it was 'Hey Today'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1KyMURVnIY

Been around awhile - mostly OnDemand stuff. No idea how he hasn't gotten popped yet.

Agent Burt Macklin fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jan 3, 2017

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Some albino gangster

Hahaha, holy poo poo, I love this.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

haljordan posted:

Yeah I wonder what it's like to just have no soul whatsoever and have the willingness to exploit the neediest and most desperate among us for modest financial gain. Hope she rots in hell.

Are you talking about Howard?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

haljordan posted:

Yeah I wonder what it's like to just have no soul whatsoever and have the willingness to exploit the neediest and most desperate among us for modest financial gain.

Who's High Pitch?

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

GenoCanSing posted:

In the spirit of the new year, I'd just like to say that wherever Kendra is right now I hope she regularly remembers Eric and feels like a piece of human poo poo.

Counterpoint: gently caress that midget

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

BobbyK posted:

Counterpoint: gently caress that midget

gently caress that midget and his park bench tombstone.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I totally meant to post this but I forgot to and I think the subreddit missed it as well but there's a WR named Nyheim Hines who plays for NC State and he had a big play in their bowl game like a week ago and the announcer threw in a "hit 'em up with the Hines" line. I'm sure the Venn Diagram for Stern fans and people who watched that game is amazingly small, though.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I'll never get tired of this :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QNl8rn-m7I

It's not the full 6.5 hour opus, but it's (and part 2 are) still great.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Gary's book was so awful. I read it early on before it was more common knowledge that it was lacking in Stern stuff.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Eh, I kind of liked it. Not very funny, but you weren't expecting that, were you?

It had a good narrative: growing up with an insane, narcissistic mother prepared him for dealing with Howard.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Kelly posted:

it was lacking in Stern stuff.

I feel like this is a great pun that must be used a lot regarding this show.

EDIT: Anyway, I kind of relate to Gary; I grew up and my 'best friend' was a controlling, short-tempered, quick-talking guy that Howard reminds me a lot of. He's the kind of guy that if he found out something funny and embarrassing about me, he'd make fun of/goof on me around other people for a really long time. So whenever Howard starts digging into Gary and arguably stuff that doesn't even need to be mentioned, I feel Gary's pain and annoyance.

Oh man, he took the train to work because his wife needed the car, holy poo poo, what a gently caress up :rolleyes:

EDIT 2: Listening now to his Desert Island/Jukebox/Still Holds Up list, and man, I'm once again reminded of Gary's insecurities. When he mentions 'Thriller', he does a weird, fake bully voice. "I know what you're saying; 'Nyah, Michael Jackson... pussy!' but this record still holds up." Like... dude... it's Thriller. It's ok to like or love it. It didn't sell millions and millions of copies for nothing. And even if it didn't, who gives a poo poo? I swear, he is WAY more terrified of being thought of as gay or effeminate than Artie ever was or is.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Jan 3, 2017

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

LOL, they just played a clip of Howard saying "i hate X" over and over again, it was great all together like that.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I still really like the live show :shrug:

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I swear, he is WAY more terrified of being thought of as gay or effeminate than Artie ever was or is.

Probably due to some issues he had/has with his brother.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Probably due to some issues he had/has with his brother.

I figured it was just what a typical guy from the City would act like. But then again Gary thinks a vasectomy will make him shoot dust or something.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Bonzo posted:

I figured it was just what a typical guy from the City would act like. But then again Gary thinks a vasectomy will make him shoot dust or something.

Seriously? I need to hear this.

Do these people not read anything? Maybe it's because I work in porn, but goddamn, do they have a lot to learn about sex.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

euphronius posted:

I still really like the live show :shrug:

Goons are too negative. Even in 2017, Howard is still leagues above many other broadcasters, podcasts, and talk radio hosts. Have y'all ever tried listening to your local morning zoo? It's miserable. The fact that we're still talking about bits he did over 20 years ago shows how good he was, but there's still great content today. I think all the thread regulars listened when Benjy got kicked out last year, because whether or not you like Benjy, it was simply great radio.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Seriously? I need to hear this.

Do these people not read anything? Maybe it's because I work in porn, but goddamn, do they have a lot to learn about sex.

I don't remember the exact reason but yeah, him AND Howard refuse to get cut because hey think it will lessen them somehow. I can't imagine being in my 50s or 60s and using condoms to have sex with my WIFE.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bonzo posted:

I don't remember the exact reason but yeah, him AND Howard refuse to get cut because hey think it will lessen them somehow. I can't imagine being in my 50s or 60s and using condoms to have sex with my WIFE.

Condoms you keep under lock and key, no less.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
lol now I'm reminded of one of the very early Sirius shows where Howard sent Gary back to his apartment to make sure he didn't leave his tissue (cum rag) on the night stand for the cleaning woman to find.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Bonzo posted:

lol now I'm reminded of one of the very early Sirius shows where Howard sent Gary back to his apartment to make sure he didn't leave his tissue (cum rag) on the night stand for the cleaning woman to find.

When people goofed on Gary for it, his response was that he didn't go back because he HAD to do it, it went because he WANTED to do it.... wha?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1eLC_eG3KI

Classic Billy/Jackie

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Bonzo posted:

lol now I'm reminded of one of the very early Sirius shows where Howard sent Gary back to his apartment to make sure he didn't leave his tissue (cum rag) on the night stand for the cleaning woman to find.

I'm pretty sure that was a 'remake'/homage to something that was described in Private Parts (the book) that originally took place in the 80's or early 90's, when Gary was Boy Gary and expected to handle intern-situations like that.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Coheed and Camembert posted:

Goons are too negative. Even in 2017, Howard is still leagues above many other broadcasters, podcasts, and talk radio hosts. Have y'all ever tried listening to your local morning zoo? It's miserable. The fact that we're still talking about bits he did over 20 years ago shows how good he was, but there's still great content today. I think all the thread regulars listened when Benjy got kicked out last year, because whether or not you like Benjy, it was simply great radio.

BTW Benjy still not back in the studio.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Coheed and Camembert posted:

Goons are too negative. Even in 2017, Howard is still leagues above many other broadcasters, podcasts, and talk radio hosts. Have y'all ever tried listening to your local morning zoo? It's miserable. The fact that we're still talking about bits he did over 20 years ago shows how good he was, but there's still great content today. I think all the thread regulars listened when Benjy got kicked out last year, because whether or not you like Benjy, it was simply great radio.

Hey I don't know about you, but I think The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show* is a worthy replacement!


*Actual name of the show

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
You haven't lived until your 40something friend repeatedly posts on Facebook about how the Free Beer and Hot Wings show, and I quote, "Rules"

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

There are two popular morning shows left in Boston.

Loren and Wally Show, on the classic rock station. Their billboards have the tag line "Very Funny", but they are NOT. Bland milquetoast show for aging boomers, nothing funny.

The Hillman Morning show on WAAF is actually funny sometimes, but it's politics is are pure Trump. It's like 40% Stern Show, 30% Rush Limbaugh, 20% sports show, and 10% lovely morning zoo.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Ether Frenzy posted:

You haven't lived until your 40something friend repeatedly posts on Facebook about how the Free Beer and Hot Wings show, and I quote, "Rules"

This is the only time that show made me laugh:

http://www.wzzm13.com/mb/entertainment/radio/eric-zane-says-he-was-suicidal-after-being-fired-from-free-beer-and-hot-wings/124182527

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I just listen to podcasts now.

A thing that howard Completely Understands.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

beep by grandpa posted:

I just listen to podcasts now.

A thing that howard Completely Understands.

This. Theres really no reason to bring morning radio into the conversation. Everything is on demand these days.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Sirius app has the show in quasi podcast form. Like I understand not wanting to pay for Sirius, but all the new stuff is relatively easily available.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
We have the same in Canada expect they have to follow CanCon rules which means a certain percentage of songs played are Canadian artists. That means Loverboy, Bryan Adams, Supertramp, Triumph, etc. every. loving. day.

And how the gently caress are Bob and Tom still on the air? They've got to be at least 70.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Bonzo posted:

And how the gently caress are Bob and Tom still on the air? They've got to be at least 70.
Bob, who was funny 30 years ago or w/e, retired. It's Tom and everybody else unfunny.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Joey boots segment was really nice :(

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Morning radio seems like a real cut throat gig. Like, dudes get canned one day and a new show comes on the air the next with no mention of the previous hosts. As if they never existed.

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