Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

«‹›1611 »

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SHnpWohrg0

The worst national anthem ever.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 05:03

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 10, 2024 10:49

oldpainless: Oct 30, 2009; This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲^TM� #ad📢

How was that man chosen to sing

# ? Jan 3, 2017 05:05

hanales: Nov 3, 2013

bobjr posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SHnpWohrg0

The worst national anthem ever.

There are two parts to that song everyone knows. The first line, and the last line. He managed to gently caress one of them up.

That was beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxHnXajIex4

# ? Jan 3, 2017 05:13

BovineFury: Oct 28, 2007; I moo for great justice!

Chainsaw fail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzCTcDKEwEw

# ? Jan 3, 2017 06:15

BovineFury: Oct 28, 2007; I moo for great justice!

Three sisters, eight teeth removed. You get the full range of emotions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLJXWpRVUEI

# ? Jan 3, 2017 08:15

Yeet: Nov 18, 2005; - WE.IGE -

bobjr posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SHnpWohrg0

The worst national anthem ever.

Counterpoint best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHSaHRd4Q48

Toronto crowd finishes US anthem after mic cuts out

# ? Jan 3, 2017 09:22

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWBoXdGu4QE

# ? Jan 3, 2017 10:01

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Humphreys posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWBoXdGu4QE

Impressive coverage, two security camera angles plus anxiety-laced POV at the end. I didn't know you could have just your feet in traction...

# ? Jan 3, 2017 12:40

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

Humphreys posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWBoXdGu4QE

Ow. Ow ow ow. I'm shocked he made it all the way up to #8 before that happened.

Oh, and there's a link to his gofundme page asking 275k for medical expenses. That's uhh, hmm...

# ? Jan 3, 2017 12:45

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Ratjaculation posted:

There is a metal guard underneath every chainsaw (hopefully) that is there for this reason, it stops it whipping and it should fly away harmlessly.

Proper practice is to never have anything other than the hands holding the saw inline with the bar and chain

Finally a subject I know!

So... Chainsaw racing is a thing. (Of course it is)

https://youtu.be/uE0jnfJKNNU

# ? Jan 3, 2017 12:57

Murphys Law: Nov 1, 2005

hanales posted:

There are two parts to that song everyone knows. The first line, and the last line. He managed to gently caress one of them up.

That was beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxHnXajIex4

Hey! It's Enrico Palazzo!

# ? Jan 3, 2017 20:09

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Takes No Damage posted:

He's going to need a bigger boat...

You rang?

# ? Jan 3, 2017 23:45

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

http://i.imgur.com/jkkUeiT.mp4

Not sure what the actual goal was here

# ? Jan 3, 2017 23:52

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

Hold your arm out at your "maximum reach" then throw a punch as hard as you can and obviously it will stop just short of your friend's face, it's basic science!

# ? Jan 3, 2017 23:55

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Say Nothing posted:

That's a really impressive split he does there.

# ? Jan 3, 2017 23:57

Yeet: Nov 18, 2005; - WE.IGE -

Most awkward NY countdown ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzWmDIY9Zk

# ? Jan 4, 2017 00:24

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Baronjutter posted:

Hold your arm out at your "maximum reach" then throw a punch as hard as you can and obviously it will stop just short of your friend's face, it's basic science!

Reminds me of the pendulum experiment, though there was an even better gif somewhere:

# ? Jan 4, 2017 00:35

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

mobby_6kl posted:

Reminds me of the pendulum experiment, though there was an even better gif somewhere:

That kid has the OSHA thread written all over him in 5-10 years. Holy poo poo. :doh:

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:10

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Azhais posted:

http://i.imgur.com/jkkUeiT.mp4

Not sure what the actual goal was here

"I learned all about how to throw a stage punch at theater festival! Watch, I'll show you!"

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:13

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:18

Gobbeldygook: May 13, 2009; Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Azhais posted:

http://i.imgur.com/jkkUeiT.mp4

Not sure what the actual goal was here

youtube link

"It all started with two people lamenting that they've punched someone in the face and the realization that they would probably look good with a black eye".

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:23

BovineFury: Oct 28, 2007; I moo for great justice!

The Tree: Man's Deadliest Foe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMQFhoHIVdA

# ? Jan 4, 2017 03:08

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BovineFury posted:

The Tree: Man's Deadliest Foe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMQFhoHIVdA

"help him up, he might have broken his back" uhhhhh. I dont think thats how it works :stare:

# ? Jan 4, 2017 03:14

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Azhais posted:

http://i.imgur.com/jkkUeiT.mp4

Not sure what the actual goal was here

quote:

and anyone that claims they've never done something dumb is probably either lying to themselves, or doesn't understand how fun works. lighten up.

Who can honestly say they haven't enjoyed a pleasant evening with friends of conversation, music and punching each other because you all think you'll look good with black eyes?

Have we had the Casey Haynes video? Cos we need that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCK1EreuSUI

Sunswipe has a new favorite as of 03:44 on Jan 4, 2017

# ? Jan 4, 2017 03:41

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

ekuNNN posted:

"help him up, he might have broken his back" uhhhhh. I dont think thats how it works

Was about to quote that. Then he just hooked him under both arms and hoists him up onto his feet, spinal column be damned!

# ? Jan 4, 2017 03:47

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

ekuNNN posted:

"help him up, he might have broken his back" uhhhhh. I dont think thats how it works

Takes No Damage posted:

Was about to quote that. Then he just hooked him under both arms and hoists him up onto his feet, spinal column be damned!

If they get to that age and they're not aware of proper spinal trauma protocols then they're just going to have to learn from experience. :colbert:

# ? Jan 4, 2017 05:03

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

BovineFury posted:

The Tree: Man's Deadliest Foe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMQFhoHIVdA

Seeing that he didn't fall the full height or onto his neck that kid needs to toughen the gently caress up.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 05:13

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Sunswipe posted:

Who can honestly say they haven't enjoyed a pleasant evening with friends of conversation, music and punching each other because you all think you'll look good with black eyes?

Clearly those two have never heard of stage makeup.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 05:24

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Bip Roberts posted:

Seeing that he didn't fall the full height or onto his neck that kid needs to toughen the gently caress up.

The best ones are where they run home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sScKJAwSbVc

# ? Jan 4, 2017 05:30

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Humphreys posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWBoXdGu4QE

Lol with the mask, everyone knows who he is.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/armer-740144-hotel-kleiser.html

quote:

An Orange County daredevil famous on YouTube for jumping off buildings and landmarks was placed under investigation by police after reportedly jumping from a Laguna Beach hotel last week and injuring himself.

Anthony Booth Armer, 28, of Laguna Niguel was hospitalized after injuring his feet when a stunt went awry at the Pacific Edge Hotel on South Coast Highway.

In a YouTube video posted on New Year�s Day, Armer � known as 8Booth � is seen jumping off of a rooftop and striking a concrete pool edge with his feet before tumbling into the water.

The two-and-a-half minute video with more than 1 million views also shows photos of the injuries Armer sustained in the late-night incident. He posted another video Tuesday of hospital technicians pulling bandages from his feet.

The Laguna Beach Police Department was notified of the incident after a hotel manager called Thursday, Sgt. Tim Kleiser said.

The manager saw on surveillance footage from the previous night that someone was trespassing on hotel property around 8:20 p.m., Kleiser said. Employees apparently came across Armer.

�There were two employees that told the manager about it,� Kleiser said. �One of the employees assisted a female friend of (Armer) and helped him get into a car and they drove off.�

Kleiser said the employees offered to call an ambulance for Armer but the pair refused.

Armer started a GoFundMe page Monday asking people to help him raise $10,000 for his medical expenses. He had raised more than $1,200.

�I am still in the hospital,� Armer wrote on the page. �Just seeking a little support to keep doing what I'm doing or else I'll be working the rest of my life to pay this off. Asking a small favor from you. A donation of any kind would be phenomenal.�

Armer was arrested in October for two misdemeanor counts related to other jumps, according to the Orange County District Attorney�s Office.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 05:30

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

Sunswipe posted:

Who can honestly say they haven't enjoyed a pleasant evening with friends of conversation, music and punching each other because you all think you'll look good with black eyes?

Uh, rule 1 is that you don't talk about those evenings. So is rule 2. :colbert:

# ? Jan 4, 2017 06:14

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iekhz3ha74I

Hey look, a newborn giraffe

# ? Jan 4, 2017 06:48

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

Mascot keeps falling while filming a commercial on an ice rink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nHnQQhWQVA

The last one is pure gold :lol:

# ? Jan 4, 2017 07:28

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Queering Wheel posted:

The last one is pure gold

Holy poo poo, you weren't kidding. Jesus.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 08:09

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-M1bbMKU5s

This is a classic.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 08:14

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

http://i.imgur.com/bSUfFbd.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/SbxsubZ.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/0DTak84.gifv

# ? Jan 4, 2017 09:29

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

bobjr posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-M1bbMKU5s

This is a classic.

I have been looking for this for a LONG time. Saw snippets of it on a worksite once when it was used as a 'What wen't wrong here" test a contracting company on site was doing.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 11:55