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# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:59 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:03 |
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drat if they had a dollar for every post they'd double their funding!
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 02:15 |
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pixaal posted:Hey OP! A bunch of people are going to be making games that are more complete than this mess! Time limit is 14 days too! Making games is hard I know man. I did this one time in high school & won a little bit of money maybe it will help their campaign
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 02:41 |
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Original_Z posted:I suppose this game will have the honor of joining the likes of the Demon Rush and Crimson Haze as ambitions projects that were run out of the forums in glorious fashion. glorious is a strong word E: had to quote because you nerds speed posted
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 06:56 |
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How juicy are we talking here?
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 07:20 |
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Well guys I did a little digging to find out what's up exactly. So I browsed over to their job postings, thinking maybe someone here could fill a vacant and needed slot! You got to have the right people for success. http://hyperdevbox.com/?portfolio=3d-graphic-artist 3D Graphic Artist posted:JOB DESCRIPTION Pays about 1800$/month, comparable to average salaries for computer programmers in Japan. Well that would explain why the juicy screenies haven't been forthcoming! If you really think about it, they put that all together without even that basic part of game design! Impressive! Or the guy cranked out stuff with as much default Unity assets as possible and then quit in August. Which lines up. What else might they need? http://hyperdevbox.com/?portfolio=senior-game-programmer Game Programmer posted:JOB DESCRIPTION Wow that is a lot of things one person would need to do! And boy howdy do those all sound like things you should probably have if you are showing off juicy tavern screenies that purport to be early gameplay! Again, the pay is comparable to the averages for computer programmers, but about 20,000 yen more a month. Get in now guys! It's a hot position, it's only been open since mid-June!
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 09:29 |
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can you really hire a computer programmer with c++, java, and (presumably) obj-c or art for $24k/yr before tax in japan
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 10:23 |
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Reiterpallasch posted:can you really hire a computer programmer with c++, java, and (presumably) obj-c or art for $24k/yr before tax in japan I live in a third world country with the biggest currency devaluation of the last 20 years going on, and you wouldn't be able to find anyone in here for that salary.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 10:28 |
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Maximum Cube Developers, where have you gone? Please maintain communication with your fan base or else we will have to assume the worst.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 10:48 |
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Justin Credible posted:3D Graphic Artist Maybe when they fill this position the characters wont look like wax figures left in the sun too long.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 10:49 |
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They ran off with
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 12:22 |
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Oh god i've only just noticed all the ugly as sin models behind the character portraits Horrifying dead eye stare.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 12:30 |
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Like I mean if you don't have a programmer and don't have a 3D artist you are categorically not making a game. Is it like, just day after day of meetings of ideas like a kid's clubhouse? Do they all just fawn over the fresh new dozen-a-day anime arts that their guy does one of every week? Like, what actually goes on there and how are they paying a music/PR guy (not a good overlapping position as we've seen), we can assume at least an art guy unless they are just doing commission, and the CEO. Probably a web guy. Who also handles the phones. I don't loving know and it hurts my head thinking about it goodnight
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 12:31 |
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It's an entire company of Idea Guys plus a few cheapo anime artists that are probably working for whatever Japan's minimum wage is.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 12:34 |
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What does this mean? Also maybe you could just scrap the 3D side of stuff and just make a 2D game?
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 12:38 |
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Golden Goat posted:
That dude, and indeed all the 2D artists, are part of some other company that's just been contracted to do cutscenes and concept art. None of that actually seems to have come from Hyperdevcocks
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 12:45 |
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Well, at least now you know who they modeled the eyes after.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 13:50 |
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Golden Goat posted:Oh god i've only just noticed all the ugly as sin models behind the character portraits Are that wine bottle and that loaf of bread or whatever it is glued to the tray or was gravity different during the French Revolution
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 14:26 |
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Kelp Me! posted:Are that wine bottle and that loaf of bread or whatever it is glued to the tray or was gravity different during the French Revolution I think she's currently falling?
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 14:39 |
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Tony Tango: The Game
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 14:42 |
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Golden Goat posted:Also maybe you could just scrap the 3D side of stuff and just make a 2D game? This seems like it would be the most rational course of action given what they actually have to work with. Then again, this is Thermidor 1789: The Beginning. An anime-styled tactical Japanese RPG about the French Revolution, named after the traditional "end" of the Revolution, yet dated with the beginning, using two different calendar systems in its title. We ain't here for rational.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 15:45 |
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GunnerJ posted:
Holy poo poo I didn't even notice that they can't even get things right in the title of the game
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 15:50 |
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Kelp Me! posted:Holy poo poo I didn't even notice that I mean, we're retreading old ground here, but why name your game after one of the most famous guillotinings in history if there's no guillotines in your drat game??
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 15:55 |
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GunnerJ posted:I mean, we're retreading old ground here, but why name your game after one of the most famous guillotinings in history if there's no guillotines in your drat game?? It'd be too violent for this game. For some reason.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 15:57 |
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Golden Goat posted:It'd be too violent for this game. For some reason. Well then we're faced with the larger scale question of why make a game about one of the most famous processes of applied political violence in history if you don't want bloodshed? eta: I'm using a very broad definition of "making a game" here obvs.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:02 |
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Cause they wanted to make a cute anime
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:05 |
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Golden Goat posted:Cause they wanted to make a cute anime guns and swords: cute guillotines: not cute got it
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:06 |
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Kawaii means cute Guns & Swords are kawaii
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:07 |
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Kelp Me! posted:guillotines: not cute this is an outrage
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:12 |
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Honestly kinda seems like what they really want to do is a Les Miserables RPG.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:12 |
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That would be way better. (It's got guillotines, right?)
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:15 |
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I don't think so, which is a MAJOR drawback, but is more in line with their (misguided) policy on guillotines. eta: Would be happy to learn that I'm wrong and that the role of Eponine could be played by a tsundere guillotine.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:16 |
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I mean poo poo there's a popular anime where all the girls are warships or planes or something so a guillotine character can't be that much of a stretch
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:22 |
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Why stop at one guilltoine character when we can have an army. I'm trying to think of good name for team G.U.I.L.L.O.T.I.N.E
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:31 |
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Golden Goat posted:Cause they wanted to make a cute anime
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:16 |
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A study in how 2 completely different faces can still give off identical creepy/rapey vibes also no amount of perspective/angle handwaving can change the fact that homeboy has a normal-sized upper arm and weird Trump-esque tiny baby forearm and hand. e: oh yeah I didn't know they had fedoras in 18th-century France either Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Jan 4, 2017 |
# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:18 |
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Kelp Me! posted:e: oh yeah I didn't know they had fedoras in 18th-century France either M'bladey (That was a bad guillotine joke)
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:50 |
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please do not post bad guillotine jokes in this, the guillotine game thread, thank you
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:56 |
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Foglet posted:M'bladey hey I lol'd
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 22:02 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:03 |
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Crossposting but in honor of our fallen heroes, I'm making this for the SA Gamedev thingy. Fructidor: Juicy Fruities, a guilloutine-themed fruit slicing game, set in the French Revolution. (First "gameplay" video in the second link) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3802279&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post467970233 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3802279&pagenumber=3#post467984112
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