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Synthbuttrange posted:
Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Taking the little victories where he can.
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Even Spidey realizes what a joke he is.
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Jan 3, 2017 11:20
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Spidey and MJ need to jump back in their car and drive away. Then the whole rest of the trip Pete can keep bringing up,"Hey remember how my webbing worked and saved us from that racoon we found in that space-dumpster?"
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Jan 3, 2017 11:31
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Synthbuttrange posted:
i love this stupid loving comic so much
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Jan 3, 2017 12:12
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dordreff posted:i love this stupid loving comic so much Same dude. I feel the same drat way.
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Jan 3, 2017 13:43
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it's been bleak territory for edits though
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Jan 4, 2017 00:03
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Synthbuttrange posted:
His last 3 bad guys being Ronan, Egghead, and an actual spider. Pete needed this little victory.
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Jan 4, 2017 00:14
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Cakefarts Carol posted:it's been bleak territory for edits though You could maybe cut out the first panel and Spidey's speech bubble in the second, and put in side-eye MJ in as the third panel. Just completely disgusted at Pete's elation over beating a raccoon. Edit: Not sure if it works, but hey: 
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Jan 4, 2017 05:54
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^See, I was about to start with those panels and then go to the last panel here:Synthbuttrange posted:
 This comic isn't reading our posts, it's reading our minds.
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Jan 4, 2017 06:21
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I didn't think it could top Ronan. And then it did. I am in awe.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:05
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Spider-Man had all of a minute to be so happy that he beat a loving raccoon, and then he instantly got owned by that raccoon anyway
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Jan 4, 2017 07:07
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he got beat up by a tiny animal whose arms were tied up. at this rate, the current arc might even top clown 9.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:14
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I can't wait for next month's story, Spider-Man gets dunked on by a six year old girl in a wheelchair while Mary Jane watches
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Jan 4, 2017 07:18
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:he got beat up by a tiny animal whose arms were tied up. at this rate, the current arc might even top clown 9. Clown 9 was never-ending disbelief at every single thing that was going on, this is pretty low-key in comparison.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:46
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This is not Clown 9 tier but "Spider-Man gets defeated by a completely immobilized raccoon" is pretty amazing.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:50
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NSM is like a D&D player who constantly rolls a D4 when they should be rolling a D20.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:57
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List of things that have kicked Spider-Man's rear end in this series: A clown. A fat guy with no powers. A small child on an airplane (psychologically). A completely restrained raccoon. A loving spider.
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Jan 4, 2017 08:07
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i'll give him a pass on the functionally giant spider. that would require someone with super powers or quick wits to defeat, and it just isn't fair to hold him to such high standards.
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Jan 4, 2017 08:36
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I'm amazed and delighted that Rocket instantly repeated his ludicrous "throw self forward in rigid, arm-locked position" attack from before, and that it worked if anything even better this time.
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Jan 4, 2017 10:12
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Android Blues posted:I'm amazed and delighted that Rocket instantly repeated his ludicrous "throw self forward in rigid, arm-locked position" attack from before, and that it worked if anything even better this time. well yea, it's easier to be rigid and arm-locked when you're tied up like that. spidey just made rocket's special move easier to do
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Jan 4, 2017 10:17
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Space raccoons have an internal propulsion system that allows them to achieve ramming speed, I bet.
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Jan 4, 2017 10:37
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Well in his original appearances, Rocket Raccoon's signature gear were laser pistols and rocket boots. Almost half there I guess?
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Jan 4, 2017 10:43
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ImpAtom posted:This is not Clown 9 tier but "Spider-Man gets defeated by a completely immobilized raccoon" is pretty amazing. Spider-Man wins by tricking Rocket into eating a bunch of trash concealing a joy buzzer.
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Jan 4, 2017 11:25
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Spider-Man wins by tricking Rocket into eating a bunch of trash concealing a joy buzzer. So a slice of a regular new york pizza?
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Jan 4, 2017 14:03
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ImpAtom posted:This is not Clown 9 tier but "Spider-Man gets defeated by a completely immobilized raccoon" is pretty amazing. What is this Clown 9 story?
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Jan 4, 2017 15:20
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clown 9 is a completely mundane clown with no special talents, resources or powers. he is also newspaper spiderman's greatest foe.
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Jan 4, 2017 15:26
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notthegoatseguy posted:What is this Clown 9 story? You can read it in the archives posted in the OP. Starts April 2012.
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Jan 4, 2017 15:27
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:clown 9 is a completely mundane clown with no special talents, resources or powers. he is also newspaper spiderman's greatest foe. Excuse you, he has a clown car
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Jan 4, 2017 15:34
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:clown 9 is a completely mundane clown with no special talents, resources or powers. he is also newspaper spiderman's greatest foe. I'm pretty sure the car and the "Kick Me!" signs qualify as resources.
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Jan 4, 2017 15:56
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Don't forget his water gun that shoots with the force of a fire hose and his laughing gas flower. I mean, having a car is, alone, enough to best Newspaper Spider-Man
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Jan 4, 2017 16:03
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that's just junk he cobbled together in his rathole apartment. remember, in this continuity a web shooter is "a simple device".
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Jan 4, 2017 16:08
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It's a pretty great car too.
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Jan 4, 2017 16:20
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that's just junk he cobbled together in his rathole apartment. remember, in this continuity a web shooter is "a simple device".
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Jan 4, 2017 16:28
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The MSJ posted:It's a pretty great car too. Hah, that middle panel is like the Peter equivalent of the stinkeye MJ panel.
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Jan 4, 2017 21:03
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joehonkie posted:Hah, that middle panel is like the Peter equivalent of the stinkeye MJ panel. It's Dreamworks Peter Parker.
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Jan 4, 2017 22:05
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Endless Mike posted:I mean, having a car is, alone, enough to best Newspaper Spider-Man I can totally see a bank robber in some small town jumping into his car and driving away, and Spider-Man is just standing there in the middle of the street with no tall buildings around going,"Well.... darn."
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Jan 4, 2017 23:43
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:So a slice of a regular new york pizza? 
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Jan 4, 2017 23:47
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Tiggum posted:You can read it in the archives posted in the OP. Starts April 2012. The Clown-9 story was fantastic, but good lord it took him 3 tries and almost 5 real life months to bring down a clown.
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Jan 5, 2017 00:27
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 NOW KISS
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Jan 5, 2017 12:26
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I love that he shows his sharp teeth no matter what expression he makes.
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