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Len posted:Haha no it isn't a Patreon account. It's literally just a PayPal account people send money to because she's got it so rough living at home and paying no bills, using her student loan money to buy iThings and drugs. Dude, you were perfectly willing to just assume that what they were doing was a-okay as long as what they were doing was just harassing a person like the one you know, who is so harassment-worthily horrible because she is a lesbian and other people willingly give her money (I assume these are the reasons she's worthy of harassment because they're the things you told us about her while explaining that you assumed they were harassing people like her). You were willing to assume this was okay without even looking at the place yourself (just like Casimir was). The thing that made you say "then it's not okay" is the suicide, specifically, therefore by your own words and the meanings thereof, it was/would be okay except for the suicide. That's trashy and you should feel bad, not try to roll with the punches about it, nimrod
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I don't think it's a good forum to be a part of, even if it occasionally exposes a paedophile. The same goes for SS. Just my opinion.
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im a big beefy boy and my nuts are in a vice rn
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:im a big beefy boy and my nuts are in a vice rn same
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 10:35 |
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If I had known there were so many online panhandling enthusiasts itt, I would have started begging for money ages ago. Hi, I'm a 22 year old homeless lesbian from Romania, PM me for bank account details.
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steinrokkan posted:If I had known there were so many online panhandling enthusiasts itt, I would have started begging for money ages ago. Can u drive?????
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I'd like some money for having to read these idiots defend that forum
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 11:19 |
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it's only ok if you're a straight man with a driver's license okay otherwise you deserve organized harassment e: like lol seriously in what universe does "other people choosing to give you money isn't a good reason for organized harassers to dedicate a forum to you" mean being "pro-panhandling"? and actually I am pro-panhandling inasmuch as I don't give a flying gently caress whether you panhandle online or not; other people's choices on paypal have no effect upon my life InediblePenguin has a new favorite as of 11:21 on Jan 4, 2017 |
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Harassing people may be bad. But what about harassing bad people?
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:im a big beefy boy and my nuts are in a vice rn
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FactsAreUseless posted:Nice, what type of vice? Nut size? Are they symm or asymm (little nut-vice terminology).
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 12:33 |
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Len posted:Because she uses that as part of her woe is me schtick? if someone's getting actively harassed by a bunch of jerks then woe actually IS her to be fair
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 12:41 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Aatrek was a pedophile, EVERYONE ON SA IS A PEDOPHILE AND I HEAR THEY EAT SWANS TOO!! You've made some idiotic/offensive arguments in this thread but this one's a doozy m8
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Some people take being contrary to the generally accepted view of things to be a sign of wisdom, when sometimes all it means is they're an idiot who didn't think things through.
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A Spider Covets posted:How in the heck did the stairs thing start on SA? I've been reading this website since I was in high school and I just realized I don't know the story behind that. Sorry if it's been covered. the video earlier posted plus http://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-space/1/
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Bud K ninja sword posted:the video earlier posted plus http://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-space/1/ I'm on my phone so can't find it, but the sign they made for the Pusher Bot was fantastic.
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Alaois posted:shut up about star citizen unless you're talking about how loving insane the people in the SA subforum are Based on the last two pages, let's go back to talking about Star Citizen because holy poo poo.
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EL BROMANCE posted:Based on the last two pages, let's go back to talking about Star Citizen because holy poo poo. I know, right? poo poo's absolutely fascinating, and I am so glad I don't even have a peripheral link to the mess itself so I can watch with pure glee as God intended.
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Best part is a lot of the sagas talked about throughout the thread started the same way: relatively harmless/good thread wherein one goon casually exposes a thing about themselves and refuses to even consider the fact that they're doing something hosed up//
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As someone who has read and posted on this bad forum for sixteen years, literally half my life, take it from me when I say the best saga was Pele and Oddjob. Nothing will top that.
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britishbornandbread posted:As someone who has read and posted on this bad forum for sixteen years, literally half my life, take it from me when I say the best saga was Pele and Oddjob. Nothing will top that. ikari and psychicattack were pretty great too. IIRC at one point there was a rule where if they ever posted in the same thread they'd both be permabanned.
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Kelp Me! posted:ikari and psychicattack were pretty great too. IIRC at one point there was a rule where if they ever posted in the same thread they'd both be permabanned. didn't they end up accidentally breaking that rule too?
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Paladinus posted:I don't think it's a good forum to be a part of, even if it occasionally exposes a paedophile. The same goes for SS. Just my opinion. But enough about SA.
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Content! One of my favorite dumb SA things has always been the heebie-gbs vs infrateal, the ultimate showdown: infrateal posted:in world war I primitive tanks carried bundles of sticks on the front of their hulls which they dropped into trenches so they could cross them and the term for these objects is "fascines" but they could also be termed "enormous faggots" and basically if a wwI tank ever goes to mars and needs to cross the Valles Marineris it should strap heebie-gbs to the front of its hull the heebie-gbs posted:LO'GOL LAKHAINU ARIOCH Normally the surrealist-narrative fyad posting isn't that interesting for me but they were masters
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TheKennedys posted:Content! One of my favorite dumb SA things has always been the heebie-gbs vs infrateal, the ultimate showdown: the first one is a pretty sick burn but the second one is just
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britishbornandbread posted:As someone who has read and posted on this bad forum for sixteen years, literally half my life, take it from me when I say the best saga was Pele and Oddjob. Nothing will top that. Were they the meth-addled gay terrorist ex-lovers, or was that someone else?
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I vaguely remember a while ago, this thread where some weird guy told about the fetishes he had with his step-mother, which involved smelling her farts and he even posted some drawings of that It was quite a trainwreck. I think someone even sent the thread to the step-mother
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VanSandman posted:Were they the meth-addled gay terrorist ex-lovers, or was that someone else? No. They were the long, long, long distance lovers (Seattle and Australia) who spoke online before she, Pele, flew to Australia to meet him, Oddjob, who promptly proposed at the airport. Upon meeting for the first time. Which she accepted. I found it by googling their names but sadly the thread isn't in the live forums anymore. Pele also gained notoriety for being rather overtly flirtatious at a party hosted by Lowtax, showing her boobs and fooling around with other female goons.
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TheKennedys posted:Content! One of my favorite dumb SA things has always been the heebie-gbs vs infrateal, the ultimate showdown: This is what fyad considers top content? It's incomprehensible. I will never get fyad and I'm glad of it, frankly.
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Elias_Maluco posted:I vaguely remember a while ago, this thread where some weird guy told about the fetishes he had with his step-mother, which involved smelling her farts and he even posted some drawings of that James Joyce was a goon?
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WampaLord posted:This is what fyad considers top content? It's incomprehensible.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:they're pretty asymmetrical now. Going to have to check the size again when/if I get them out
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Whenever I read a thread outing someone for being a hosed up weirdo, all I can think is that when the thread gets trawled up in PFY a few years later there will certainly be a handful of posters in there jumping on the bandwagon who have themselves since been outed and banned for being hosed up weirdos. Especially if any of the posters are mods or admins. Just one of those things.
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#justlittlegoonthings
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purple death ray posted:#justlittlegoonthings What, penises?
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Let it not be missed that this aspiring comedian goon who died after climbing onto a roof and falling down a chimney contributed his stand-up routines to a website called Rooftop Comedy
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TheKennedys posted:Content! One of my favorite dumb SA things has always been the heebie-gbs vs infrateal, the ultimate showdown: Infrateal posted:when curtis lemay ordered his b-29s to switch tactics from precision daylight bombing with concussion bombs to nightime carpetbombing with leaflets bearing heebie-gbs posts the crews mutinied, claiming the order represented "soulless, vacuous depravity." only after he changed the munitions loadout to white phosphorous and napalm did they obey orders Infrateal posted:heebie-gbs decants his liquid shits into the crapper but on the way some slurry gets trapped in the thicket of asshairs and strangler pubes burgeoning from his crack like shittcaked kudzu, the silty poo poo shilts irrigate bumper crop orchards of dingleberries, dinglepeaches, dinglemelons, "knotty gnarry branches olde / of stubbes sharp and hidous to behold" -Geoffrey Chaucer, The Taint's Tale
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WampaLord posted:This is what fyad considers top content? It's incomprehensible. Here. If you don't think this poo poo is funny I don't know what to tell you http://www.tehposts.com/tag/wayne-gretzky http://www.tehposts.com/tag/duncan http://www.tehposts.com/tag/dinosaur-jerk Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 08:49 on Jan 5, 2017 |
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Syd Midnight posted:2 of my favorites: Avshalom posted:at first it's a good day for doctor sexman, phd. he hires eight books from the library without even bothering to check goodreads and only seven of them are so historically inaccurate that he can't enjoy the hilarious satire about society and politics in the golden age of colonial america. an actual expert comes into the everest thread, finally bringing some sense and objective fact into that wasteland of petty malice. he sees some excellent loss edits, very ingenious and hard to recognise unless you're an expert on the comedic cybersphere (and doctor sexman is better informed than most, not that he's bragging). the houston hotfranks beat the mississippi bayou bandits thanks to the excellent coaching of jankerton brill, esquire, just as he predicted on the forums two days ago. finally he'll get some goddamn respect from the trolls and worthless individuals that plague him every waking second of his life. during class he makes a droll observation about donald drumpf that causes a ripple of polite appreciation among the stamp collectors and full-time guerilla yarnbombers that are his people, the intellectual elite. but then things turn sour. an urban youth on the bus has his music up so loud that the artless doof-doof-doof interferes with sexman's quiet self-reflection. his coffee date pronounces it "expresso" and doesn't even know what adolf hitler's mother was named so he tells her that maybe instead of beauty school she should think about going to high school and leaves the cafe in tears. everywhere he looks is wanton sluttery. a plain girl at the library in a singlet, shoulders bared for all to see when there are people trying to learn. couples kissing in the park, right next to the kindergarten. a gay pride rally blocks his lunchtime stroll and someone has spraypainted a vulgar word on the steps where he likes to sit and phonepost about football statistics. when he arrives back in the office he goes straight to his favourite curated comedy archive the something awful thread "post your favourite something awful quotes" and finds that yet again they're posting something unfunny. no matter how many times he tells them things are unfunny they just keep finding it funny. it's not funny! it's unfunny! there's nothing funny about women being whores. they want to gently caress jfk, they want to gently caress ariel sharon, they want to gently caress centaurs, they want to gently caress each other, they want to gently caress the queen (probably), all these women just slinging their vaginas all over the shop and saying outrageous things like "kill all males" even though killing half the world's population would have a devastating impact on the economy and still the clever hegel girl won't give him her number no matter how many times he tells her he's an educated man. his fury boils over and he erupts in salty flames. when forensics arrives on the scene they find nothing left of the nutty professor but a small pile of ashes and a pool of watery bourbon-coloured ejaculate
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Aesop Poprock posted:Here. If you don't think this poo poo is funny I don't know what to tell you Here is me emulating FYAD posting. My brain is heating up like a loving AMD processor in an average poverty-stricken African household with no air conditioning or, indeed, electrical sockets that don't inject electrical ebola straight into your janky PC. The task at hand will probably make me poo poo my pants with my own guts. I pour myself a tall glass of spiked Cape Fear (1/3 Coke Zero, 1/3 razors, 1/3 Coke Zero), and already fail miserably by attempting something resembling a joke. I begin to morph into a miserable meme cat shouting obscenities in eldritch cat language, everything is consumed by low-poly models of fire from the hit video game Half-life, as my life and posting career ends as a shoddy College Humour skit based on a book by Franz Kafka. Can't say I didn't deserve it. Please, contact me on MSN if you want to have a friend.
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