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Ate pizza with my hands
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 08:30 |
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Voted to give Arnold an Emmy for the new Celebrity Apprentice
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 08:45 |
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Preferred New Apprentice to old crapprentice
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 08:56 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:i wish i could be vaccinated against twitter
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 09:21 |
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Refused to believe that it was not butter.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 14:48 |
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Failed daily @realDonaldTrump re-tweet and like quota.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:58 |
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Failed daily 'don't follow anyone but @realDonaldTrump' quota.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:01 |
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failed to dehumanize myself, wasn't ready to face to trump
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:06 |
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Humanized myself and face to Trump
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 02:17 |
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suddenly started screaming and wouldn't stop
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 05:46 |
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didn't scream and prevented eric trump from reaching erection
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 05:48 |
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Charging Donald's podium and violently tussling his hair. Really only have myself to blame.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 06:01 |
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Criticized Trump's choice for cabinet position, implying Trump made a poor choice. Praised all of Trump's choices for cabinet positions, showing sheep mentality and being yes man. Implied I knew someone disappeared by Goldshirts.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 08:02 |
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barfed on jared kushner's dick it wasn't a sex thing, but I won't have time to explain to anyone how we both got into that situation because ivanka will turn my brain into lumpy soup with a 24K gold bullet before I can finish getting all of the barf out of my mouth
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 08:10 |
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didn't check out past, sex tape
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 08:13 |
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Ran into Hillary in the woods and didn't alert the game warden
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 08:14 |
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burned at the steak after village Trumpman accused me of being in league with crooked hillary
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 08:32 |
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Referred to Trump Castle as the White House.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 13:33 |
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Revolt. -Fin.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 02:35 |
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Fallen Hamprince posted:burned at the steak after village Trumpman accused me of being in league with crooked hillary Burned the last guy at the steak anything less than well done
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 02:53 |
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accidentally executed as part of scheme to reduce unemployment through population reduction
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 03:41 |
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Forgot to lock my door on Purge night
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 03:44 |
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Said those Pee-Pee memes are alright was outed as normie.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 04:27 |
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Failed to pay for my 3rd KFC meal of the week with Trump Bucks
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 04:31 |
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Trickled down on trumped up charges
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 04:33 |
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Sheltered Jews in crawlspace
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 05:51 |
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I have an advanced degree (that wasn't from Trump University)
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 05:58 |
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I saw Melina's lesbian photoshoot.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 06:10 |
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I gave a man on the street a dollar instead of pulling on his bootstraps
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 07:24 |
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acknowledged an unperson
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 07:33 |
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Sold a loose cigarette for 75 cents.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 07:38 |
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Sold CDs in front of a bodega with permission from the owner.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 07:39 |
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once thought trump was a muppet and not one of the cool ones that everyone loves like big bird.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 07:39 |
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Non-compliance with police.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 07:40 |
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Compliance with police.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 07:40 |
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Gunned down by asset recovery squad after unspent spendable income was discovered in my bank account.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 10:49 |
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Following the implementation of the Freedom-for-All Internet Paywalls during the early Trump era, hacked OpenGoog to search for "free porn".
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 10:53 |
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Created art that was not in the "Art of deals" category
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 11:11 |
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"Come to South Carolina," Graham said of Trump, "and I'll beat his brains out." - The L.O.G., aka The Chief Firing squad for political dissidence and treason That thin-skinned s.o.b. will remember me when the Trumpenreich begins in earnest without a doubt.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 11:47 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 18:26 |
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Was caught by the Bureau of Approved Criticisms for use of nicknames "Mango Mussolini" and "Sweet Potato Stalin"
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 18:41 |