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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


can't wait until Yudkowsky shits his pants and sees the next greatest contribution: the AI that'll kill us all

E.D. B.A.L.L.S.

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Joementum posted:

Actually, it was the best. The 2016 GOP primary might be the greatest political event of our lives.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Imagine showing up for your 8 hour graveyard shift of doing nothing but F5ing a single twitter page the whole time.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Kung Food posted:

Imagine showing up for your 8 hour graveyard shift of doing nothing but F5ing a single twitter page the whole time.

yeah thats uh real hard to uh imagine

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Kung Food posted:

Imagine showing up for your 8 hour graveyard shift of doing nothing but F5ing a single twitter page the whole time.

heh what a loser job

:f5:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

u aint gotta f5 twitter tho btw so its more like just starin at a screen but thats jobs for ya

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Honestly that sounds like a pretty good gig. Sure it'd be boring but you got a phone you can watch the hit television series 24 on, like I am right now. And my job is marginally more complicated.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The gently caress is with these voice control obelisks? It feels like overnight they become omnipresent and everybody has one, usually gotten for Christmas.

Surely the universal rule that voice controlled things are easy to market as fun and flashy but are fundamentally useless is true right?

e - does it read erotica to you? specifically the kind where a robot is programmed to, well let's just say it's programmed to love

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

The gently caress is with these voice control obelisks? It feels like overnight they become omnipresent and everybody has one, usually gotten for Christmas.

Surely the universal rule that voice controlled things are easy to market as fun and flashy but are fundamentally useless is true right?

wtf r u talking about

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
The Google Home and Amazon Alexa poo poo.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

sounds like nerd poo poo to me a non nerd sex haver

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Epic High Five posted:

The gently caress is with these voice control obelisks? It feels like overnight they become omnipresent and everybody has one, usually gotten for Christmas.

Surely the universal rule that voice controlled things are easy to market as fun and flashy but are fundamentally useless is true right?

e - does it read erotica to you? specifically the kind where a robot is programmed to, well let's just say it's programmed to love

sure buddy, we believe you

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

and 100% truth teller

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Admiral Ray posted:

sure buddy, we believe you

whats to believe about a quesdtion

i worship satan friend

i don't come with requests for belief, i come with flame and judgement and weaponized indifference

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

whats to believe about a quesdtion

i worship satan friend

i don't come with requests for belief, i come with flame and judgement and weaponized indifference

well you cant do that okay

you just

you loving cant do that okay

thats not good

so dont do that

you cant like take indifference

and like

turn it into a weapon, dont do that why

whya re you doing that?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
nobody cares and they do it at you

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

well you cant do that okay

you just

you loving cant do that okay

thats not good

so dont do that

you cant like take indifference

and like

turn it into a weapon, dont do that why

whya re you doing that?

*is aggressively indifferent of your opinion on the matter*

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
aggressive passivity towers above me whenever i go outside and everyone calls it beautiful

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

well you cant do that okay

you just

you loving cant do that okay

thats not good

so dont do that

you cant like take indifference

and like

turn it into a weapon, dont do that why

whya re you doing that?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

well you cant do that okay

you just

you loving cant do that okay

thats not good

so dont do that

you cant like take indifference

and like

turn it into a weapon, dont do that why

whya re you doing that?

well I dunno *passes gas*

what's it to you? *farts louder*

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ill just have to stock pile

on all the fucks i give

which is zero by the way, just the biggest fattest zero you've ever seen

believe me

im gonna stockpile it and you know when you stockpile things, its gonna be stored and im stockpiling all these zero fucks, and what im doing is

im stockpiling more of these than you believe me, im stockpiling the indifferences that are weaponized, which can be stockpiled

with the best stockpilers i have to offer because stockpiling is very important

its an indifference arms race

the apathy

so important to me

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

im so undifferent im not even spelling it right

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

ill just have to stock pile

on all the fucks i give

which is zero by the way, just the biggest fattest zero you've ever seen

believe me

im gonna stockpile it and you know when you stockpile things, its gonna be stored and im stockpiling all these zero fucks, and what im doing is

im stockpiling more of these than you believe me, im stockpiling the indifferences that are weaponized, which can be stockpiled

with the best stockpilers i have to offer because stockpiling is very important

its an indifference arms race

the apathy

so important to me

if u think stockpiling indifference is important u have already lost frand

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

if u think stockpiling indifference is important u have already lost frand

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
gotta stockpile something and i keep drinking the gin so stockpiling nothing seems appropriate

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Choid Doyle

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


how dare u

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

The gently caress is with these voice control obelisks? It feels like overnight they become omnipresent and everybody has one, usually gotten for Christmas.

Surely the universal rule that voice controlled things are easy to market as fun and flashy but are fundamentally useless is true right?

e - does it read erotica to you? specifically the kind where a robot is programmed to, well let's just say it's programmed to love

alexa owns actually because I can just lazily say "alexa what's the weather" from my bed and it'll read out today's forecast

the problem with Siri and most of those other voice command things is the fact that taking our your phone, holding down the button, asking your question, and getting a response is basically the same amount of work as taking out your phone, opening google, typing your question, and getting a response

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:allears::allears::allears::allears::allears::allears:

:allears::allears::allears::allears::allears::allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKbWF1jwMhE

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
I predict President Donald Trump engaging in a war of words with the Sizzler chain of American style restaurants over illegals taking up jobs or whatev the uss

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

machines shouldnt talk
its not natural
it aint right

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

then again r we really different from the machines

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

yea think about that deep poo poo

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Turdfuzz posted:

then again r we really different from the machines

last year's sensation, Taye, proves that machines are just as lovely as us :chloe:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

we made the machines, so they smell just like us

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Weeping Wound posted:

last year's sensation, Taye, proves that machines are just as lovely as us :chloe:

which is p nuts cuz machines dont poop

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
tay was cool

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
very 2016: an ai was released on twitter, overnight turned into a nazi then executed and still has a personality cult who loves and cherishes her

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Admiral Ray posted:

gotta stockpile the gin
nothing else
seems appropriate

Slight edit.
Words to live by.

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