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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Illuyankas posted:

I've never heard the hiss on the airship 1% area, maybe it's too highpitched for my ear and I'm getting old?

Maybe have old ears that can't hear sounds above a certain pitch? That's really a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQXFw6JFbVQ

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Illuyankas
Oct 22, 2010

So, I levelled a few more 80s and since goonteq is on a hiatus so no one can see my dumb outfits I despaired at showing them off for people to pity appreciate until I remembered image hosts are a thing!

So here's the last three charr I needed to level to cap, my warrior, ranger and mesmer, and then the final two alts I bought at the character slot sale this time last year, my norn necro and norn revenant, also finally maxed out.


First, my warrior Meowist Infiltrator. Really the most 'good enough' of the lot and almost tempted to just change the whole look, name and all (not as good a pun as I thought at first).



I mean, t3 cultural heavy helm? Drastically overused. But look at how nicely the gloves and boots dye with enameled emblaze!



It's tricky to find skins that dye similarly enough to fit, but too many mistward skins would be too samey.



Action shot!



Then the ranger, A Dog Person. Not literally!



I wanted an alt to use all these machined skins I was getting from the specialisation weapons, and the charr fit best (it helped the machined hammer sucked) along with the extremely disappointing Black Citadel backpack.



Also with A Person Dog cameo! Shame the longbow is really, really impractical.



The shoulders actually hide the helm from clipping to look even worse than this already does! Somehow! Like a giant catsnake in an Earthwurm Jim costume!



Last charr, and my favourite for how dumb it is, the mesmer Rich Irony Vein!



It's the same spooky robes you see 50% of light armour charr wearing, but pastel blue!



And with those immortal weapon skins you can only get one of from those 2000 gem outfit and extras bundles! Or a BL chest wardrobe unlock like that one goon if you're obscenely lucky!



I wasn't! gently caress you, lucky goon!



Next up, Thulsa Goom, who I got the face pretty close to James Earl Jones but not close enough to count so I gave up and made him some kind of samurai guy?



With the oni blade instead of the actual katana cause it fit the colour scheme better, and also doesn't suck! Or at least sucks in different non-clashing ways.



And a stick! A true marital artisté~



Ended up being my third favourite look out of my recents alts, after the charr mesmer's second and this next guy's first place, somehow.



Finally, Ham Manwich, who I challenged myself to get a colour scheme and armour set to match the beaded weapon set as well as possible. Did I succeed?

































Absolutely not.



But I love how bad it is - especially when I realised I'd missed a dye channel and now glowing yellow eyes wooooOOOOoooo~



My only regret is that there's no pink tattoo colour and the yellow leaves much to be desired, but the red highlight seems to be OK and not too out of place, right?


Well that's everyone so far, only 11 more alts to max out! Stay tuned for more or throw your monitor into a lake, your call.

Illuyankas
Oct 22, 2010

Aleph Null posted:

Maybe have old ears that can't hear sounds above a certain pitch? That's really a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQXFw6JFbVQ

Oh poo poo yeah, I could only just hear 10000 Hz and nothing above it (in my right ear anyway, left is still totally 100% hosed), I could probably change the environmental sound levels but I'd rather just count my deaf-rear end blessings

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

The goal: Get a score of at least 19 in Winter Wonderland

So, so close, yet so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzs52HFptuc

knowonecanknow
Apr 19, 2009

Ambition must be made to counteract ambition.

AnacondaHL posted:

The goal: Get a score of at least 19 in Winter Wonderland

So, so close, yet so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzs52HFptuc

drat dude, nice runs. Did you find a pattern for dodging through the snow balls?

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

knowonecanknow posted:

drat dude, nice runs. Did you find a pattern for dodging through the snow balls?

I've seen 3 places where it can be done, and the one I show is the one I can pull off very confidently and is actually useful in one of the methods up the snowball hill.

It's not frame perfect or anything, you just have to be dodging around where that first mortar rocket would hit: just past the left-turn bend, a few steps past the giant peppermint. I stutter-step to line it up each time since you have like a second or so prior to needing to dodge.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




why does my character moan and sigh suggestively when I use the skritt gathering tool

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Probably thinking about how it would taste fried in butter.

DonVincenzo
Nov 12, 2010

Super Monster
The Absolute Guardian of the Universe
Friend of All Children

CLAM DOWN posted:

why does my character moan and sigh suggestively when I use the skritt gathering tool

Pretty sure you're just hearing yourself dude.

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

Aleph Null posted:

Maybe have old ears that can't hear sounds above a certain pitch? That's really a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQXFw6JFbVQ

The problem with videos like this is that the youtube encoder may not be able to reproduce these frequencies of sound. It's possible that neither will the video encoder when recording or even the original playing. As well as that, certain people's speakers may not be able to reproduce the sound accurately.

Take these online hearing tests with a grain of salt.

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

AnacondaHL posted:

The goal: Get a score of at least 19 in Winter Wonderland

So, so close, yet so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzs52HFptuc

So you got the middle path down perfect, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5LUatLWSCc

Here's mine again for the right path.

I wish I could do those snowball tricks, but with a 2-300 ping, the position of them visually doesn't adhere to their server position. Trying to do the corner skip, side skip or dodge through skip is straight up guesswork.

Does anybody have a left path video done perfect?

knowonecanknow
Apr 19, 2009

Ambition must be made to counteract ambition.

Sekkira posted:

So you got the middle path down perfect, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5LUatLWSCc

Here's mine again for the right path.

I wish I could do those snowball tricks, but with a 2-300 ping, the position of them visually doesn't adhere to their server position. Trying to do the corner skip, side skip or dodge through skip is straight up guesswork.

Does anybody have a left path video done perfect?

That orange present at the end is the bane of my existence. I fall off more times then not.

Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012





Sekkira posted:

Does anybody have a left path video done perfect?

Slow on the two curves, but here's mine.

https://www.youtube/watch?v=E5LTaxHLCSt

Blasphemeral
Jul 26, 2012

Three mongrel men in exchange for a party member? I found that one in the Faustian Bargain Bin.

Illuyankas posted:

So, I levelled a few more 80s and since goonteq is on a hiatus so no one can see my dumb outfits I despaired at showing them off for people to pity appreciate until I remembered image hosts are a thing!

So here's the last three charr I needed to level to cap, my warrior, ranger and mesmer, and then the final two alts I bought at the character slot sale this time last year, my norn necro and norn revenant, also finally maxed out.

...

Well that's everyone so far, only 11 more alts to max out! Stay tuned for more or throw your monitor into a lake, your call.

I actually love your attempt to match the awful beaded weapons. You did amazingly well, and it looks almost like that character is from a totally different game. If you can fix the yellow, it'd be perfect.

My second favorite is your samurai-lite guy. Pretty cool.

Your mechanical char is more brushed steel than we're used to seeing from char--they usually do more black iron and steampunk--and that's neat that you're bucking the status quo.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

CLAM DOWN posted:

why does my character moan and sigh suggestively when I use the skritt gathering tool

Just getting all hot and bothered about the situation

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Sekkira posted:

So you got the middle path down perfect, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5LUatLWSCc

Here's mine again for the right path.

I wish I could do those snowball tricks, but with a 2-300 ping, the position of them visually doesn't adhere to their server position. Trying to do the corner skip, side skip or dodge through skip is straight up guesswork.

Does anybody have a left path video done perfect?

I have Left Path down, but I use one too many dodgejumps for safety so it's not good to go that lane repeatedly in a full run. In fact, last night I pulled off a false 19 (scored 18 with 19 chests collected) using all 3 lanes due to various circumstances! I'll upload the left route part when I get home :shobon:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

As it turns out I've lost the footage I was thinking of, and only have some attempts from Dec 20th when I was a Scrubby McScrubster.

So I re-shot the left and right paths and added some excellent gay music. Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/o_iSNGJVdRs

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.



oh my god I found the GW2 equivalent of Schmorky

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

AnacondaHL posted:

As it turns out I've lost the footage I was thinking of, and only have some attempts from Dec 20th when I was a Scrubby McScrubster.

So I re-shot the left and right paths and added some excellent gay music. Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/o_iSNGJVdRs

I thought taking straight lines on jumps was the fastest way, but I'm pretty sure dodge adds a little bit on speed. If we're crunching numbers, I think your method might shave a few micro seconds off over mine.

On the left path, I noticed a few jumps you didn't skip over which may be possible to do so without a dodge jump. But I know there's at least one misleading jump distance on the right path too.

kater
Nov 16, 2010

So is it possible to get pretty snowflakes before the 10th? I was looking at the collection and was like okay okay okay and then there was something about 10,000 drinks? Like the essence stuff actually seemed pretty reasonable to just buy, like 50g for one and less for the other two, but what the gently caress I don't have it in me to click something 10,000 times.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


kater posted:

So is it possible to get pretty snowflakes before the 10th? I was looking at the collection and was like okay okay okay and then there was something about 10,000 drinks? Like the essence stuff actually seemed pretty reasonable to just buy, like 50g for one and less for the other two, but what the gently caress I don't have it in me to click something 10,000 times.

consume all

knowonecanknow
Apr 19, 2009

Ambition must be made to counteract ambition.

Sekkira posted:

I think your method might shave a few micro seconds off over mine.

Ask him about Bugs in Branches.

kater
Nov 16, 2010


I was free

diapermeat
Feb 10, 2009
Does gear get normalized in sPVP?

I chose a mesmer to boost to 80 with my HOT purchase, and have done a ton of PvE stuff so far. Decided this week to try out some PVP. I am queueing in unranked at the moment for 20? matches and and am getting wrecked. I was downed by what I think was a thief in about 3 total seconds. I'm still only in boosted oranges at the moment, so am wondering if that could have somehting to do with it. Or if I'm just bad.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




diapermeat posted:

Does gear get normalized in sPVP?

I chose a mesmer to boost to 80 with my HOT purchase, and have done a ton of PvE stuff so far. Decided this week to try out some PVP. I am queueing in unranked at the moment for 20? matches and and am getting wrecked. I was downed by what I think was a thief in about 3 total seconds. I'm still only in boosted oranges at the moment, so am wondering if that could have somehting to do with it. Or if I'm just bad.

Yes, gear stats do not matter in spvp, skins only.

Adhesive Gamin
Sep 29, 2010

Meatoberfest is in full swing.

diapermeat posted:

Does gear get normalized in sPVP?

I chose a mesmer to boost to 80 with my HOT purchase, and have done a ton of PvE stuff so far. Decided this week to try out some PVP. I am queueing in unranked at the moment for 20? matches and and am getting wrecked. I was downed by what I think was a thief in about 3 total seconds. I'm still only in boosted oranges at the moment, so am wondering if that could have somehting to do with it. Or if I'm just bad.

Click the little helmet icon at the top-center of your screen in the PvP lobby to change your build and stats, you'll get a window like this.



Stats only come from the amulet, and not all stat combinations are available. All your traits will be unlocked for PvP too so you can show up on a level 2 character and still compete.

http://metabattle.com/wiki/Conquest catalogues the most popular PvP builds if you're looking for inspiration.

Fuzzy Butt
Jan 8, 2009

(not a furry)

knowonecanknow posted:

Ask him about Bugs in Branches.

Bugs in What???



Oh yeah!
:devil:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Fuzzy Butt posted:

Bugs in What???



Oh yeah!
:devil:

Oh my goodness I forgot we did this prior to the millisecond display update!

Once Wintersday is over you have my full attention goonsir.

Sprite141
Feb 7, 2009

I should really just
learn to stop talking.

AnacondaHL posted:

Oh my goodness I forgot we did this prior to the millisecond display update!

Once Wintersday is over you have my full attention goonsir.

But who is number one?

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

Sprite141 posted:

But who is number one?

seriously its killing me

i wanna know

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Magres posted:

seriously its killing me

i wanna know

Dreggon

Adhesive Gamin
Sep 29, 2010

Meatoberfest is in full swing.
Good WvW reset, someone on TC got mad enough at our garrison snipe to form their own one-man protest guild Super Fast Downstate [SFD].



It was probably this guy.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Adhesive Gamin posted:

Super Fast Downstate [SFD]

ahahahaha

Tivac
Feb 18, 2003

No matter how things may seem to change, never forget who you are

Adhesive Gamin posted:

Super Fast Downstate [SFD].

:golfclap:

AmbientParadox
Mar 2, 2005
Finally finished all of the time-gated content with Bolt. All thats left is the approximately 1,000gold worth of mats to nake crap like gift of lightning and gift of magic. Or is there any kind of shortcut to that?

All told, crafting a legendary has been a fairly cheap endeavor. I think to make my precursor it cost slightly less than just tp'ing it, but it required me exploring game content, which was nice and a pleasant distraction.

Edit: btw goons, thanks for liking my Christmas food pic the most!

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

It is finished. Technically. But I wish it had happened in the instance with opcode :3:

Winter Wonderland JP - Exhibition Run: How to (not) score 22

Gonna keep going for it until the last day!

Bonus content:
Winter Wonderland JP - How to (kinda) mess with other people

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


Sprite141 posted:

But who is number one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

Chaitai
Apr 15, 2006
Nope. I got nothin' witty to go here.

College Slice
I just picked this back up with a couple of friends and have no idea what all of these changes are since I last played. Is there a resource somewhere that has leveling builds for Warrior? I looked through the official forums but nothing really seemed to fit the bill, and googling just seemed to get me considerably out of date guides.

DISASTER DOVE
Dec 13, 2015

D̷O̶N̴'̴T̷ ̸T̷O̷U̵C̷H̶ ̶M̷E̸

Chaitai posted:

I just picked this back up with a couple of friends and have no idea what all of these changes are since I last played. Is there a resource somewhere that has leveling builds for Warrior? I looked through the official forums but nothing really seemed to fit the bill, and googling just seemed to get me considerably out of date guides.

I'd recommend Greatsword and Axe / Shield and building into Discipline, Strength, and Defense if you want to have it easy. You'll have pretty good burst damage, and ways to engage and disengage, stun, and block. You should be good if you pick up some Berserker's and Knight's pieces as you go (basically gear with Power, Precision, Ferocity, and / or Toughness). Stances and Signets are pretty useful for utility skills, just be sure to give them all a read and understand how they work. Once you unlock Berserker you can just steamroll everything you see

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AmbientParadox
Mar 2, 2005

CaptainSwanky posted:

I'd recommend Greatsword and Axe / Shield and building into Discipline, Strength, and Defense if you want to have it easy.

Adding to this, work on Discipline first, because the first tier skill Warrior's Sprint gives you a 25% movement increase. Second tier Brawler's recovery will help you condi clear. Also it's great with Greatsword, since you'll be able to use 3 and 5 for quick movement bursts.

As for as skills go, healing signet will probably be best for a newbie. Signets in general work well for a newbie. I'm a fan of the shouts 'for great justice!' and 'walk it off!' for quick boons.

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