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I lost my virginity to a VW beetle and he said I was the best ever. Didn't even talk about my virginity! You can be successful virgin-goon! Stop looking and start experimenting!
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35 yo virgoon; a big part of my anxiety was always worrying about what people will think of me, which just turns into a terrible spiral where you think people will look down on for worrying people will look down on you. What helped me was finding people you don't give two craps about and practicing social interaction on them. That random dude on the street who you have never seen before and will never, ever see again? Say hello! He may think it was weird but so what? Its over in an instant and you'll never have to interact with him again. That mildly attractive woman crossing your path? Make eye contact! You will never see her again. Baby steps.
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Lol, I also just saw the middle aged part. Dude, 35 isn't middle aged. You count officially as "young adult" til 39. If you're at your age you can call yourself 27 and nobody will seriously question it if you don't have the health of the average goon. Try pushing your 50s.
Police Automaton fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jan 5, 2017 |
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quote:I'm an outside sales guy for a major manufacturer. My territory is the Middle East and North and West Africa. I'm frequently away for long periods of time, and I'm married, with three daughters. I've been married for 25 years, almost 26. My wife is still attractive, she takes amazing care of herself and she works at a publishing house. When I come home from long trips, she always has a new red dress on. You know you could have just said "I want to take my dog" and taken the dog, right, I don't think you'd have gotten any trouble over that That said, the rest of this story is a solid WELP. The part where your kids apparently knew about it is pretty fuckin' rough. Hang in there. quote:I lived a real life "Air Bud" and it ruined my life. the plot twist in this one actually surprised me
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 03:18 |
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I was extremely prepared for the air bud one to be a hilarious and obvious fake
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 04:24 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I was extremely prepared for the air bud one to be a hilarious and obvious fake maybe I'm just tired, I was expecting the story to be that the dog dunked on him or something
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 04:27 |
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If basketball man was hurt in a car accident instead would he want to kill all cars from then on?
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 04:33 |
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The Management posted:If basketball man was hurt in a car accident instead would he want to kill all cars from then on? Do you not?
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 04:54 |
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The Management posted:If basketball man was hurt in a car accident instead would he want to kill all cars from then on? Cars kill more people every year than dogs. A dead car is a safe car.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 05:35 |
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Cars ruined my life. If it wasn't for cars I wouldn't have hurt my hand and my music career would have taken off.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 05:41 |
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loquacius posted:this is the weirdest porn trend and I'm legit a bit unsettled to hear of people actually doing this
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edit: f,b
Abugadu fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Cars kill more people every year than dogs. A dead car is a safe car. Yeah but I feel bad punching a car in the face.
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The Management posted:Cars ruined my life. If it wasn't for cars I wouldn't have hurt my hand and my music career would have taken off. I read this as a BTTF 2 joke and if that's the case I just wanted to say I appreciate it
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 08:13 |
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quote:My dad was a really abusive father and husband and an overall terrible human being. My mother, younger sister and I all lived in fear of him. Several times my mom ended up in the hospital but she never pressed charges against him and always made up a story. The nightmare finally ended when he disappeared one night after going drinking. His body was found 3 days later a few miles down the river. He'd gotten so drunk he'd climbed over an embankment and ended up drowning. No great loss. Not a believable story (I think the kind of guy who'd be an abusive alcoholic to his family has about a zero percent chance of also being a ventriloquism enthusiast and working one hobby into the other one) but a cool one I enjoyed reading quote:I have been dating the same girl for nearly a year and things were going great. It probably means like loving machines or something but maybe she just really loves anime
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 17:06 |
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Is this easy mode??? etc
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 18:42 |
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Mechanic play. She wants you to wear greasy overalls while she pretends that she has a broken down car and no way to pay for repairs. Then you ask if she wants to oil your crankshaft or whatever, it's pretty easy to improvise.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 19:29 |
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And I'll form... the head!
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 19:32 |
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Has anyone made an anime yet where giant robots are powered by teen orgasms or something because if not they're leaving money on the table
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 19:32 |
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She wants to use a wrench to tug yiu off 🤔
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 19:44 |
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loquacius posted:Has anyone made an anime yet where giant robots are powered by teen orgasms or something because if not they're leaving money on the table Is this not evangelion?
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Is this not evangelion? No, that's giant robots powered by depression
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 20:08 |
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Was really looking forward to the horror movie ending of the dummy one, kind of disappointed
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 20:30 |
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loquacius posted:Has anyone made an anime yet where giant robots are powered by teen orgasms or something because if not they're leaving money on the table https://youtu.be/3XDjXCAAMmQ 4:25
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loquacius posted:Has anyone made an anime yet where giant robots are powered by teen orgasms or something because if not they're leaving money on the table The ghost in the shell sequel was about fuckbots that they decided to give the soul of a little girl for absolutely no reason at all.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:28 |
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loquacius posted:Has anyone made an anime yet where giant robots are powered by teen orgasms or something because if not they're leaving money on the table I'm sure you're joking, but..... In the tumblr over watch fandom, there's a trope / story plot called 'ecchi armor au' where one person is enclothed with another person who personifies the armor and they both do a special attack when the 'armor person' causes the armor user to orgasm. I just wanted to find cool fanart for the pyf fanart thread I should have known better. There's fetishes for everything these days.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:30 |
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you forgot to make that anonymous dude
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:55 |
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She wants you to stomp around going "vrrrrt vrrrrt vrrrŕrt" While she calmly states your boner is "online" and "all systems nominal."
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spleen merchant posted:She wants you to stomp around going "vrrrrt vrrrrt vrrrŕrt" OK this is now my fetish value-brand cereal posted:I'm sure you're joking, but..... What the gently caress
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:12 |
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The Management posted:Was really looking forward to the horror movie ending of the dummy one, kind of disappointed It probably ends up like this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Silence
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:18 |
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If anyone is like "wow writing down all the weird poo poo you're into to find out if the other person is into it is a bad idea" then you are absolutely right There's a site called "mojo upgrade" that lets you choose everything you're into, then send a private link to your partner, who chooses all the poo poo they're into, and then it only tells the both of you what both people listed, so you can click "weird diaper poo poo" and "lock it up" and if they don't, they'll never know
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:36 |
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ALFbrot posted:If anyone is like "wow writing down all the weird poo poo you're into to find out if the other person is into it is a bad idea" then you are absolutely right lmao if you don't just click everything and make fun of the other person relentlessly
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value-brand cereal posted:I'm sure you're joking, but..... What in the gently caress tumblrs were you looking at? I just see fields of gay, and some dom stuff with widow maker (obviously gay).
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:45 |
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I, too, browse /d/ nightly.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:55 |
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:I, too, browse /d/ nightly. What is that?
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Cumslut1895 posted:What is that? Ask you mom, she browses the /d
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spleen merchant posted:She wants you to stomp around going "vrrrrt vrrrrt vrrrŕrt" This is the basis of Chuck Tingle's next hit book.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:37 |
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quote:I think I have a UTI. Every time I piss as soon as I'm done I feel like I need to piss again but I'm kind of concerned its a psychological thing instead. There is no burning or anything else If female, yeah it's probably a UTI. If male, it's probably time for a good ol' prostate exam. In either case, the anon confessions thread is probably not the place to go with this information. quote:Its been forever, literally my entire life since my last confession. Honestly I don't have a problem with weird porn if you don't make it Your Lifestyle, whatev. I'm still skeeved out by most of the poo poo you listed, but that's not really your problem unless you make it your problem by defining your identity by it. First one was short so here's a third: quote:A previous confessor made a really good point I'd like to expand on Honestly having a lowkey NYE is just part of getting older. I literally spent NYE with my wife, my parents, my aunts, and exactly two of our friends, and we had a great time, although we did at least have the good taste to drink some alcohol. As for the rest of it, if you've made your peace with it and your parents aren't annoyed with you: you do you, be your best self, go with God, namaste, etc. There's a big difference between you and the other incel confessors in that you don't seem like your soul has been consumed by bitterness yet.
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Gloryhold It! posted:What in the gently caress tumblrs were you looking at? I just see fields of gay, and some dom stuff with widow maker (obviously gay). I clicked on a fairly popular tumblr fanart post and looked through the notes for blogs that liked or reblogged it in hopes of finding interesting or well done stuff. Turns out the 'six degrees' game also works for hosed up poo poo. Example: leftnipdoodles, a fanart drawer who usually gets thousands of notes, drew a latino character as a literal blackface caricature. It's not hard to find hosed up poo poo on the surface, and increasingly hosed up the deeper you go.
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Lots of people living with their parents these days, it kind of surprises me. I guess the wealth disparity in many western countries is to blame for that one. In a lot of poorer countries this isn't really unusual at all though, lots of people still living with their parents well into their 30s until they get married and then sometimes even afterwards. Culturally, you will also find in these countries that the focus is more on family and friends, less on career because everyone is poor anyways and there's not much sense in pretending like we westerners love to do. I have read in some news article some weeks ago that especially the millenials in my country are shafted regarding income, general wealth, debt etc.. As a result, the middle class basically silently became an endangered species in only about 20 years. This of course has a snowball effect on general social coherency and the willingness to start families etc.. I have no idea what the situation in the US is but I am assuming it's not all that different. I'm a bit older and have my own roof over the head but I certainly do not have the kind of financial security my parents did, which I say without shame. Having that kind of security is just impossible these days. I weep for Gen Z, they will in very many ways not know the freedoms I did. On a personal note, I see nothing wrong with living with your parents as long as you get along. Just try not to be a deadbeat, you're younger so do work around the house, go shopping etc.. use your income to buy household stuff that's needed or some luxuries everyone can use. Be a provider. I'm pretty sure it'll also make you feel better about yourself. It might be hard because many parents still see a child when they look at their kid, no matter if that kid is 5 or 50, and don't want to accept any help but try. I remember what a fight I had with my Dad who barely can climb a ladder to let me paint some rooms in their house. I know it's not en vogue to think like that these days but it's especially hard for men to see their sons surpass them physically.
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