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Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Daric posted:

Leia goes to Naboo and she never mentions that she is the rightful Queen of Naboo.

She isn't.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Daric posted:

Something I've just realized, Luke and Leia still don't know who their mom was. There were only a few people that knew about Anakin and Padme and they're all dead. Unless Obi-Wan wrote about it in his journal he left for Luke. But there's a comic where Leia goes to Naboo and she never mentions that she is the rightful Queen of Naboo.

Jimmy smits , yoda and obi wan knew and could have told them at any time.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

euphronius posted:

Jimmy smits , yoda and obi wan knew and could have told them at any time.

Obi wan died like 10 minutes after Luke met him, we never see Yoda tell him (but maybe he did off screen) and yoda never met leia. But maybe they can as force ghosts. But I don't think it's ever been shown in a movie, comic, or book.

Teek
Aug 7, 2006

I can't wait to entertain you.
In the novel Bloodline, Leia is aware of Padme being her mother. So at some point she and Luke learned.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I guess jimmy smits died on alderaan.

So Force ghosts or r2d2.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Teek posted:

In the novel Bloodline, Leia is aware of Padme being her mother. So at some point she and Luke learned.

In that book, it's also stated in Bail Organa's tell-all recording that he left for Padmé—the one that gets found and revealed to the galaxy.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

In Jedi she says she remembers their mom being kind, but also sad all the time, and that she died when Leia was young. That doesn't match Episode III, but why not just choose one version or another when two stories don't square? Maybe Jimmy Smits is still cruising around out there in space and can tell them in Episode VIII?

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Jack Gladney posted:

In Jedi she says she remembers their mom being kind, but also sad all the time, and that she died when Leia was young. That doesn't match Episode III, but why not just choose one version or another when two stories don't square? Maybe Jimmy Smits is still cruising around out there in space and can tell them in Episode VIII?

Its implied Jimmy Smits is dead

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

Jimmy Smits fell in a timewarp as Alderaan was exploding. He landed in the far future on a planet called Earth and ran for President of the United States.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Jack Gladney posted:

In Jedi she says she remembers their mom being kind, but also sad all the time, and that she died when Leia was young. That doesn't match Episode III, but why not just choose one version or another when two stories don't square? Maybe Jimmy Smits is still cruising around out there in space and can tell them in Episode VIII?

Maybe she's talking about her adoptive mother? The woman we saw at the end of Episode III?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It does match ep 3 tho.

Padme was a kind, sad nazi apologist that died when she was very young.

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.
I always found it weird how Leia's title of Princess is never really explained or used much in the films.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Lord Krangdar posted:

I always found it weird how Leia's title of Princess is never really explained or used much in the films.

Her entire kingdom gets blown away early in the first movie, so

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Raxivace posted:

Jimmy Smits fell in a timewarp as Alderaan was exploding. He landed in the far future on a planet called Earth and ran for President of the United States.

Was that before or after he was a serial killer.

And also a cop.

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Zoran posted:

Her entire kingdom gets blown away early in the first movie, so

Still weird that she was put into hiding as a princess at all.

I guess it was mainly a nod to fantasy tropes.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Phylodox posted:

Was that before or after he was a serial killer.

And also a cop.

Not the same canon, op

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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Luke can commune with the spirits of bygone Jedi, including his dad. I'm sure it came up.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

Hodgepodge posted:

Luke can commune with the spirits of bygone Jedi, including his dad. I'm sure it came up.

"Well you see, son, I acted like a whiny bitch 10 minutes after seeing your mom for the first time in 10 years and for whatever reason she was totally into it. So I pumped her full of my seed and then force choked the poo poo out of her. Harder than we usually did in the bedroom. She didn't like that."

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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Daric posted:

"Well you see, son, I acted like a whiny bitch 10 minutes after seeing your mom for the first time in 10 years and for whatever reason she was totally into it. So I pumped her full of my seed and then force choked the poo poo out of her. Harder than we usually did in the bedroom. She didn't like that."

...yeah, maybe he left telling that one to Force-Obi-Wan.

e: You mother, Luke, was a very special woman. She was nothing like sand. I hate sand.
e2:

Lord Krangdar posted:

Still weird that she was put into hiding as a princess at all.

I guess it was mainly a nod to fantasy tropes.

That and she was a Princess in the first film, before it was decided that she was Luke's sister.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Dont try and rigorously apply the cannon from Ep 4 to anything else.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Lord Krangdar posted:

Still weird that she was put into hiding as a princess at all.

I guess it was mainly a nod to fantasy tropes.

Have you never seen the adventure serials these movies are based on? It's like traditional theater in Japan, there's a set of certain characters that we're familiar with (boy who becomes savior, elderly know-all teacher, princess in need of rescue). She's a princess because there's always a princess, except now she's a space princess.

Teek
Aug 7, 2006

I can't wait to entertain you.
Nightline talks to ILM about how they did the effects work for Tarkin and Leia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMB2sLwz0Do

Really cool that they got a hold of an actual life cast of Cushing's face.

Teek fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jan 5, 2017

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Have you never seen the adventure serials these movies are based on? It's like traditional theater in Japan, there's a set of certain characters that we're familiar with (boy who becomes savior, elderly know-all teacher, princess in need of rescue). She's a princess because there's always a princess, except now she's a space princess.

I know it was based on them but I've never actually watched one.

S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

Nielsen posted:

Come on, link straight to where we want to be:

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/443118/rogue-one-star-wars-episode-has-jv-team-out-space

haha he hates the movie and writes a lovely rant but this is great:

Linked this without commentary on my Facebook and people are freaking the gently caress out. It's great.

Nielsen
Jun 12, 2013

S.J. posted:

Linked this without commentary on my Facebook and people are freaking the gently caress out. It's great.

I went looking for a TFA review by him as well and lo and behold:

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/428730/star-wars-demystified

quote:

The Force Awakens is a bread-and-circuses carnival (disguised as “The Rapture,” a young videomaker told me) that is intended to keep millennial audiences docile. Maybe that explains the film’s unavoidable sell and both the media’s and the public’s desperate genuflection. Love of Star Wars is not love of cinema, just consumerist habit. The Star Wars Generation — that unfortunate rabble primed to see these films at the precise moment they were becoming culturally responsive — are not necessarily the audience the movie brats deserved; they’re spawn of Baby Boomer affluence and narcissism. Star Wars turned their natural curiosity and wonder into self-satisfaction, artificially dependent on media and merchandising (a tragedy also evident in Apple and Pixar evangelism).

hahaha well...

and keep us updated on the facebook feed :3:

Nielsen fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Jan 5, 2017

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
You know we live in a degenerate capitalist hell when people freak out over criticism of the product they consume

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

Teek posted:

Really cool that they got a hold of an actual life cast of Cushing's face.
And that it was courtesy of one of the greatest comedies of the 80s.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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I kind of think it's weird that White considers it childish (in a pejorative sense) to watch a puppet die, when there are entire art forms based entirely around specific types of puppets.

Like do I have to go to China and immense myself in Orientalist mystique to feel pathos for an insufficiently realistic representation as an adult?

The frustrating thing is that here we have a professional critic complaining about internet fan criticism, but his criticism falls back on precisely the same set of standards as fan reviewers.

Like I know a lot about how White feels about Star Wars and popular culture from that review, but absolutely nothing about Rogue One beyond "it is a Star Wars film."

Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jan 5, 2017

Nielsen
Jun 12, 2013

Phi230 posted:

You know we live in a degenerate capitalist hell when people freak out over criticism of the product they consume

This is why Facebook and "my brands" is Satan.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Rogue One was dope.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
"Critic Gregory Solman shrewdly assessed the momentary backlash (remember all that fake outrage over Jar Jar Binks?) as an indication of the consumer appetite of the Star Wars generation. “Fickle,” Solman put it."

:laugh:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

euphronius posted:

Dont try and rigorously apply the cannon from Ep 4 to anything else.

That's what Abrams did for TFA.

Just made it a little bigger.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Nielsen posted:

I went looking for a TFA review by him as well and lo and behold:

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/428730/star-wars-demystified


hahaha well...

and keep us updated on the facebook feed :3:

I'm shocked as all hell that he writes for the National Review. His attacks on "liberals" always struck me as being in the CLR James sense and not in the George Will sense. Is he such a contrarian that he'll eagerly go to bed with people who would love to put his former colleagues at Out Magazine into concentration camps?

Also, he likes 2001? Who could have predicted that?

Nielsen
Jun 12, 2013

Jack Gladney posted:

I'm shocked as all hell that he writes for the National Review. His attacks on "liberals" always struck me as being in the CLR James sense and not in the George Will sense. Is he such a contrarian that he'll eagerly go to bed with people who would love to put his former colleagues at Out Magazine into concentration camps?

Also, he likes 2001? Who could have predicted that?

He likes Batman v Superman so he must be a contrarian.

Soggy Cereal
Jan 8, 2011

You guys are building a lot of mystique around someone you would ordinarily vilify as a cranky old conservative man.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Soggy Cereal posted:

You guys are building a lot of mystique around someone you would ordinarily vilify as a cranky old conservative man.

Is the RLM guy old? He seems 30sish. He's def cranky tho yeah .

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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Soggy Cereal posted:

You guys are building a lot of mystique around someone you would ordinarily vilify as a cranky old conservative man.

Whose criticism of this particular film seems to be identical to that of the RLM review that was being derided a moment ago.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

How many videos does RLM have where they're just ragging on Rogue One? Another one looked like it popped up on my suggested vids that went up a little while ago.

I think people get the gist of their complaints by now, but drat, they must have really disliked it and got a fair bit of backlash or someshit.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

AndyElusive posted:

How many videos does RLM have where they're just ragging on Rogue One? Another one looked like it popped up on my suggested vids that went up a little while ago.

I think people get the gist of their complaints by now, but drat, they must have really disliked it and got a fair bit of backlash or someshit.

Literally 0

Every review they made says it's ok

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Soggy Cereal posted:

You guys are building a lot of mystique around someone you would ordinarily vilify as a cranky old conservative man.

I don't think he is conservative. Until like half an hour ago I thought he was a socialist.

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