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MinibarMatchman posted:who the gently caress has "favorite" flies I think you should have a closer look at your postin' pals here on SA
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People that say "PIV" unironically are retarded morons. Case in point: My (21f) boyfriend (22m) doesn't like receiving oral or manual sex quote:My boyfriend and I have been dating 3 years. We're very much in love and thinking of moving in together after college. Our sex life is fun but pretty routine. A lot of making out/groping, then he gets me off manually. I have no objections to it, but I often wonder about him. I've given him BJ's and HJ's in the past, and he says he doesn't mind them but they're not something he wants/craves. He's gotten off maybe once or twice in 3 years as a result. From the comments quote:You need to go to a doctor about pain during sex. It might well be something treatable. OP quote:I mean, I honestly think it's because my hymen didn't break the first time. It broke the second time, so ideally it should work, I'm just scared to try it again quote:Still go and check it out, better to know for sure. OP quote:I don't get to see a gynecologist till October, but I'll check it out then quote:October? Why let your sex life suffer for 6 more months? Make an appointment now. OP quote:Insurance only allows a yearly appointment. quote:It only allows yearly routine exams. If something is wrong that is a different issue. Call your doctors office and ask them about it, don't just assume you need to wait because you very likely do not. In another part of the comments, she says she is totally ready to try again but is waiting for him to initiate it. Unfortunately, she has scared this guy away from her vagoo so he probably won't try again. Also she has been downvoted to hell, which is funny to me.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:55 |
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Nazzadan posted:Awwh, sperg-love didn't we just have a bunch of posts from sperg-wives about how their relationships are emotionally empty nightmares and warned normal people to stay away at all costs? like the lady who begged her husband to just talk to her so he started reciting a winston churchill speech
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:01 |
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PIV is is the new "whilst" for identifying insufferable morons. My (32M) Wife (33F) is the Hamburgler of Orgasms: Takes Them All, Gives None in Return quote:Okay, so I'm crappy with analogies. Long time lurker, first poster. Throwaway even though she doesn't visit much past r/crafts. Together 6 years, married 3 years. No kids, by choice.
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Tiny Bug Child posted:didn't we just have a bunch of posts from sperg-wives about how their relationships are emotionally empty nightmares and warned normal people to stay away at all costs? like the lady who begged her husband to just talk to her so he started reciting a winston churchill speech Oh yeah, that one was loving great. "WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "...You told me to talk to you."
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Nazzadan posted:PIV is is the new "whilst" for identifying insufferable morons. If the genders were flipped, the advice would be "go down on her first and make sure she cums and then you can finish" so why can't she just do that?
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:03 |
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My son is the hamburglar of money: he steals it
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Nazzadan posted:PIV is is the new "whilst" for identifying insufferable morons. I don't think you should be allowed to have sex if you say things like "sexytimes" and "sport the sausage" and it sounds like this guy's wife agrees with me
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:13 |
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Found the combo How do I (22F) explain to my partner (24M) that being intensely grossed out by ~periods~ is kind of douchey quote:So recently my partner and I were at a friend's house when we started cleaning out this car. Also, I hate this woman more than anything. The way she points out that her friend is not progressive, but progressive and her use of lolsorandumb language. And of course, PIV and whilst even if whilst is misspelled.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:20 |
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I mean yeah it's natural but it's still gross.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:22 |
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I'd also miss my queue if I was trying to tell my girlfriend that her car smelled like an open wound and instead she started meme'n at me. Lets be frank though, the dude is a bit of an immature spaz, but based on her lingo she is a bit of a black pot. Also he woke up to blood in his bed, freaked out and she said she couldn't help it and he understood. Instead of leaving it at him understanding, she pressed him about why waking up to a bed of blood is uncomfortable?? Is she sure HE'S the one that misses cues?
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:26 |
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Since there are lots and lots of bugs that live in social groups of different kinds, bugs really do have the greatest number of relationships.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:33 |
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Nazzadan posted:My (32M) Wife (33F) is the Hamburgler of Orgasms: Takes Them All, Gives None in Return This post title is loving great, holy poo poo. Edit: I'm loving the hell out of the fact that his mind goes to the goddamn Hamburglar for the analogy instead of a regular burglar. Mak0rz fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jan 5, 2017 |
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i dont think think u can call urself a straight male in good conscious if u aint willin to get a little blood on ur dick during that time of the month to do the deed
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:36 |
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Is there a Robin Hood of Orgasms? Someone who takes orgasms from the rich and gives them to the poor?
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:39 |
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Mak0rz posted:Is there a Robin Hood of Orgasms? Someone who takes orgasms from the rich and gives them to the poor?
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:your mom gently caress looks like I got... owned! also mods please rename me "orgasm hamburglar" thanks
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Mak0rz posted:Is there a Robin Hood of Orgasms? Someone who takes orgasms from the rich and gives them to the poor? I think that's the plot of "take me out to the ballgame"
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Nazzadan posted:Found the combo Lots of people think periods are gross, I don't (ladies ), but I think she'd be in for a surprise if she actually talked to more people than their progressive friend about it. That said her boyfriend's reaction sounds extreme, but considering her insufferable tone I'm pretty sure she's misrepresenting exactly how he reacted anyway
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The saga continues of people who say PIV but refuse to go to the doctors for issues a doctor should see Sex hurts me (21F) and I feel like I'm failing my boyfriend (21M) quote:This problem is a little more complicated than it seems. I've looked up similar threads on reddit but none will really work in my situation. From the comments quote:Well clearly you are unwilling to assert your independence and accept that you might have to put a little effort into seeing a doctor or maybe ask someone for help. We can't help you if you refuse to help yourself. Grow up and get to a doctor. OP quote:Who would I ask for help? I have no family nearby and no friends. If I did, I'd try and make the embarrassing phone call. But I have nobody. quote:What exactly were you expecting to get here? The advice is go see a professional, there's is jack a bunch of people on the internet can do for you right now. This is a medical issue beyond the pay grade of reddit. You need a doctor, and that's the end of it. OP quote:I just can't. I'll just have to deal with sex hurting and grin it and bare it.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:52 |
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That's sad for every one involved
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:53 |
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god if someone told me my car smelled like period blood i'd drive it into the ocean out of disgust
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Nazzadan posted:The saga continues of people who say PIV but refuse to go to the doctors for issues a doctor should see I'm no lawyer but the doctor wouldn't tell her parents exactly what she saw them for, right? Poor lady.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:55 |
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Oral is out of the question for him. He tried it once, hated it, and that's okay by me. I just imagine it in my head. They are both 21 years old. Fucks sake
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zakharov posted:I'm no lawyer but the doctor wouldn't tell her parents exactly what she saw them for, right? I'm pretty positive they wouldn't let the parents know the nature of the visit
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:56 |
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Instead of solve a problem instead I'll just complain about it
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:57 |
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My friend dated a girl (and married her) that had some similar issues with pain. They'd never had sex and even some heavy petting was painful for her. She went to the doctor and they basically found that her ..."opening" was quite small. I don't know all the details but they did a very routine, out patient procedure on her and things got better. EDIT: She was around 18 or 19 at the time and had never been with anyone else.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:58 |
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Okay relationships thread I'm back after two days of being sick what did I miss
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:58 |
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If you go to the doctor for a penis/vagina/butt problem they put a permanent ink stamp on your forehead to let everyone know
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:59 |
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All these painful vaginal sex stories just make me think of that lady that had the dick go in her urethra for decades and she just toughed it out because she assumed that was just how sex was.
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Oh my loving god I'm (20f) at the end of my sexual comfort zone, will BF (21m) get bored? quote:BF and I have been together 2.5 years and lost our virginities to each other 3 weeks ago. We've tried PiV three times. I don't really like it, but I'm happy to do it for his sake, as he does things for me (oral, fingering) that don't benefit him. Comments quote:You're practically still virgins. Be patient and open minded and see where things go. OP quote:I see your point. I'm just wondering what I should offer up if BF says he's bored. I can't think of anything I'm comfortable with. quote:If he's bored after 3 times, this relationship will never work. OP quote:He's not bored yet. I kind of am, but I can work with that. quote:NO! You should want to jump his bones at every opportunity you get. You can't be bored already... OP quote:I'm not at all asexual, but PiV has sort of deterred me from it since we started doing that quote:Keep at it and maybe start taking charge a bit. Grind yourself to an orgasm in cowgirl, not letting him do anything, that kind of stuff. Be enthusiastic about sex and it'll get a lot better right away. OP quote:Im not willing to get on top. It would require me to keep clothes on, which he doesn't like. Holy poo poo this girl has some serious issues. Some other cherry picked comments of hers quote:I guess I'm just sort of upset that sex isn't what I thought it would be. All I wanted was missionary, why isn't it fun? What's wrong with me? On the topic of cowgirl quote:We tried once. I felt like a lard ball. Never again. quote:"Work on your body image" quote:I guess I just regret having sex. I wish I could just stop forever and just masturbate alone, but I can't
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Nazzadan posted:All these painful vaginal sex stories just make me think of that lady that had the dick go in her urethra for decades and she just toughed it out because she assumed that was just how sex was.
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NomChompsky posted:Okay relationships thread I'm back after two days of being sick what did I miss Pivvin' up the sexytimes to the smell of lice and menses.
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Nazzadan posted:Oh my loving god "maybe work on not wearing all ur clothes and hating urself less and try more than one position" "nah dont think so, too much work"
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NomChompsky posted:Okay relationships thread I'm back after two days of being sick what did I miss pull up the lice, it's only a couple pages back
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Nazzadan posted:Oh my loving god A common pattern in forums like these is when things seem to be just regular old youth naivete but as they post more it becomes pretty obvious that they have serious issues and it gets sad.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:12 |
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I wonder how good looking these dudes are in stories from women who say their husband/bf is so wonderful and perfect and totally settled for the woman. And conversely, how hot all these girls are that guys are dating that are "model status."
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Nazzadan posted:I wonder how good looking these dudes are in stories from women who say their husband/bf is so wonderful and perfect and totally settled for the woman. fat; sorta chubby
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"How can we spice things up in the bedroom? Before making any suggestions please note I'm unwilling to do anything but lie there, under a blanket, with my clothes on, and the lights turned off, because I hate my body, thanks in advance"
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Nazzadan posted:I wonder how good looking these dudes are in stories from women who say their husband/bf is so wonderful and perfect and totally settled for the woman. Like Jessica Alba, but thicker.
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