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Johnny Aztec posted:gently caress bikes and gently caress you. Ya'll as bad as vegans Such a close call on the entitle-o-meter.
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Dienes posted:You really do. dawww
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This is absolutely nothing without the audio and the accompanying Nirvana remix.
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HEY NONG MAN posted:This is absolutely nothing without the audio and the accompanying Nirvana remix. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8
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Glagha posted:Hell yeah resistant to anesthesia bros. I always have to tell people to stick me again because the first time never takes. Like when I had to get stitches after slicing off the tip of my thumb. Does proper knife use in the home count as OSHA material? Sorry to resurrect this so late, but I am super resistant to anesthesia. I woke up from general during minor surgery once and when I finally was able to utter some sounds the nurse heard and didn't do poo poo. gently caress her. I still remember having that loving surgery. Fun fact: they gave me that memory drug that makes you forget poo poo for the last few hours at the end of the procedure, probably why they didn't knock me out again. My wife and I went home and watched a movie. That stupid drug made me forget all about the movie but not the actual surgery. I'd probably rather die than have surgery and risk that again. And I work at a company that makes surgical tools.
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Via PYF Scahdenfreude. http://i.imgur.com/vlmMbmy.mp4
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Bacon Taco posted:Sorry to resurrect this so late, but I am super resistant to anesthesia. I woke up from general during minor surgery once and when I finally was able to utter some sounds the nurse heard and didn't do poo poo. gently caress her. I still remember having that loving surgery. Bum the Sad fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Jan 6, 2017 |
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Bum the Sad posted:If you were able to utter sounds you weren't under true general. True general involves shoving a tube in your trachea, or lodging a device in the back of your throat to assist you breathing. You remembering a bit is not unexpected, or unacceptable. You were just under heavy sedation.
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DiHK posted:As a (somewhat) new parent all I can say is HOLY loving CHRIST WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. Grow up, you big baby. The alligator is trained and everyone hates parents who act like this. zedprime posted:I've always liked this video extra because beside the silly awesome bike trick, it puts into perspective how and why scooter entourages cause accidents during bike races. actually bicycle races cause accidents all by themselves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKoJnVzikDo
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Gobbeldygook posted:Yes. If it was a truly minor surgery, they might have been doing "twilight anesthesia", which is not anesthesia as most people understand it. You're awake, they just roofie you with midazolam so you don't remember the surgery and use local/regional anesthesia for pain relief. Never had a patient complain. But anyway from the sounds of it homeboy here just had some minor poo poo with midazolam from a nurse like you said. Not a proper deep sedation from an anesthesia provider.
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I dunno, putting my young child on an apex predator is high on my list of "poo poo i won't ever do and scare the gently caress out of me".
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Glagha posted:I dunno, putting my young child on an apex predator is high on my list of "poo poo i won't ever do and scare the gently caress out of me". actually humans are the apex predator in that situation
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mobby_6kl posted:I see bicyclists tailgating cars and heavy vehicles all the time. Fixie brake or not, they're not going to out-brake a car so so I'm looking forward to seeing more of this: Rear-ending a car is entirely avoidable if the bike has decent brakes, there's no excuse there. The spandex weekend warriors are the problem here. Some OSHA bike schadenfreude- Copenhagen has the most bicycle commuters in the world next to Amsterdam. It's also illegal to turn right on a red light, which is often flouted. Occasionally during rush hour the police will lurk at a busy intersection and pull over flocks of cyclists. They literally have to stand in queue for their tickets.
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Gobbeldygook posted:Yes. If it was a truly minor surgery, they might have been doing "twilight anesthesia", which is not anesthesia as most people understand it. You're awake, they just roofie you with midazolam so you don't remember the surgery and use local/regional anesthesia for pain relief. What the hell? This sounds like a Black Mirror episode. For the dude who was awake: Did you feel it?
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:What the hell? This sounds like a Black Mirror episode.
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Sagebrush posted:Grow up, you big baby. The alligator is trained and everyone hates parents who act like this. You're right dude. Well trained animals are totally safe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4HL2AVYcI Don't call me a helicopter parent. I enjoy watching my kid learn things like Gravity and Inertia.
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Sagebrush posted:Grow up, you big baby. The alligator is trained and everyone hates parents who act like this. No, you don't put your small child on a predator, no matter how well-trained, that has a series of reflexes that make it ridiculously easy to trigger a bite, roll, etc. There's been handlers that lost limbs because a drop of water/sweat touched a receptor on the wrong part of the snout for an otherwise docile gator.
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Crocodiles are much scarier, but even gators will eat children if you just like, hand them one.
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At the very least the gator should have some tape around the snout. Then the only concern is it throwing the child off!
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I think it's been over a year since i posted this, so here it is again http://imgur.com/r/oilfieldfails if i remember correctly at some point you'll see a degloved finger and the guy was wearing a wedding ring, so if you're squeamish have a bucket ready.
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Powershift posted:I think it's been over a year since i posted this, so here it is again Second worst thing I've seen involving a wedding ring.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Well, apart from the rare exception where a snake is being held by lots of people but a loving idiot just happens to wander by 
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ponzicar posted:Second worst thing I've seen involving a wedding ring. Sorry about your wedding day.
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Doc Hawkins posted:Crocodiles are much scarier, but even gators will eat children if you just like, hand them one. It's like that trick where you balance a treat on a dog's nose.
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Glagha posted:I dunno, putting my young child on an apex predator is high on my list of "poo poo i won't ever do and scare the gently caress out of me". The average dog could murder your child before you could stop it, but that rarely gives anyone pause.
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DiHK posted:You're right dude. Well trained animals are totally safe. lol good video
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Dienes posted:You really do. That dog looks very unwell.
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Platystemon posted:The average dog could murder your child before you could stop it, but that rarely gives anyone pause. Hey idiot, one of these animals has been socialized through thousands of years of eugenics and the other grew in a kiddie pool in Florida.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Hey idiot, one of these animals has been socialized through thousands of years of eugenics and the other grew in a kiddie pool in Florida. Guess which one kills children monthly.
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BattleMaster posted:lol good video At first I was dissapointed, but then I realized it was perfect. That sexy pic of Roy was bonus! Tricky D posted:Guess which one kills children monthly. One one hand I wish I cared enough look up dog population vs fatal dog attacks and show that next to alligator pop/fatal attacks. On the other hand you're just some kind of apologist for dumb people. 
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Tricky D posted:Guess which one kills children monthly. How many millions of dogs are in households compared to alligators?
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chitoryu12 posted:How many millions of dogs are in households compared to alligators? In the great state of Florida it's like one for one.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Hey idiot, one of these animals has been socialized through thousands of years of eugenics and the other grew in a kiddie pool in Florida. But enough about goons.
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Glagha posted:I dunno, putting my young child on an apex predator is high on my list of "poo poo i won't ever do and scare the gently caress out of me". Gators would have a hell of a time biting someone on their back
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Tricky D posted:Guess which one kills children monthly. Aatrek?
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I can't believe there are people saying that putting a small child on a carnivorous animal five times their size is a totally fine idea. I mean... what? Has modern western society inured people that much to the dangers of wild animals? 
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Powershift posted:I think it's been over a year since i posted this, so here it is again
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