TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

bump_fn posted:

im counting RTJ3 as a 2017 event

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:34

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 18:44

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Vox Nihili posted:

i wish baloog lived in a civilized locale so i could mail him some proper american booze

i do have an apartment in vancouverrr
but i know shipping alcholol is like, hard, due to sin taxes here in candada
i woudl love some american booze, whenver i cross the border im always smugglinn' smugglin'

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:34

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Yinlock posted:

but yeah if you wanna see some home grown racism d&d's europol/finpol has you covered

We already have home grown racism. I see it every day in the US.

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:35

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

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"Gentlemen, we've been going at this for too long and with nothing to show. What does it mean?!"
The techs, slumped over the dozens of terminals, frowned as the Twitter Officer slammed his fist into a giant print-out of a smiling, green frog.

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:36

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

MaxxBot posted:

Lowtax is now just as amused by gorilla man as we are lol

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/817197064153088000

lowtax should read this thread imo
best thread on SAA!!
maybe lowtax is one of us :3:

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:36

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Vladimir Putin posted:

We already have home grown racism. I see it every day in the US.

i mean home grown racism in the same vein

though there's plenty of that in the usa too, just not as much on the forums

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:36

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

i mean home grown racism in the same vein

though there's plenty of that in the usa too, just not as much on the forums

there is zero nada nothing no racism in canda

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:36

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88hQgxgqdo4

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:37

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:37

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i just opened my last bottle of jw red :cry:

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:37

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

oh baloogan u silly duck

wat did i do this time

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:38

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Joementum posted:

paul ryan gets government subsidized insurance

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:38

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Joementum posted:

Lean in against violence towards women!!!

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:38

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Fidel Castronaut posted:

People here say "yardstick" as a generic metaphor for "standard for comparison" but you're Canadian so I said "meter stick." Like, what I'm saying is that "It won't cost as much as an aircraft carrier" is hilarious because aircraft carriers are very very expensive.

ty professorrr cuckstronaut

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:38

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

there is zero nada nothing no racism in canda

look im talking about a specific racism here, we have different racisms

get your racism brands straight christ

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:38

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

bump_fn posted:

paul ryan gets government subsidized insurance

He also grew up entirely dependent on government assistance

His kids as well

It's the viscous cycle they're always warning us about

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:39

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

look im talking about a specific racism here, we have different racisms

get your racism brands straight christ

i drink only Racism Classic�

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:39

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

please select your racism flavour

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:39

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

bump_fn posted:

Ever since I was three I knew that something was something different in my sexual preferences, as time went on I realized that I liked anime babes and Hentai. Ever since then I have been looking at anime porn and such, I`m not attracted to real girls that much. If I see a girl naked I won`t like it but If I see hentai I`m all in for it. Since I`m a christian I`m wondering if God made me this way for punishment or something, I don`t blame him at all. He didn`t have to make me anyway so I thank him for simply making me. Anyway is it normal for me to like anime babes or not? Should I tell my parents or hide this secret from them? I`m looking at this HOT anime babe in her bra and panties and I`m hard as heck! But is this a sin?

Well, I really don't get to be myself in Washington, if you have noticed.

So here is what I do. Live your life. Acknowledge to yourself that yes, you are different. It also doesn't matter if anyone agrees and a God that loves us is a God that loves everyone. That is, all politics aside of course.

In public.

Dans la publique!

You say what you need to say however it needs to be said to solidify power. This will invariably include throwing anime fans like yourself under the bus. Repeatedly. In increasingly horrific ways. God will dare you with the reality of what you have done at every step.

At home you will sip Moët while falling increasingly in love with a particular and rare to find anime babe while the public asks you why you never had kids.

Keep lying.

This is how you become a miserable s.o.b. who is still able to sleep more soundly than everyone else during a Trump presidency.

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:39

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

Well, I really don't get to be myself in Washington, if you have noticed.

So here is what I do. Live your life. Acknowledge to yourself that yes, you are different. It also doesn't matter if anyone agrees and a God that loves us is a God that loves everyone. That is, all politics aside of course.

In public.

Dans la publique!

You say what you need to say however it needs to be said to solidify power. This will invariably include throwing anime fans like yourself under the bus. Repeatedly. In increasingly horrific ways. God will dare you with the reality of what you have done at every step.

At home you will sip Moët while falling increasingly in love with a particular and rare to find anime babe while the public asks you why you never had kids.

Keep lying.

This is how you become a miserable s.o.b. who is still able to sleep more soundly than everyone else during a Trump presidency.

im seriously into this gimick

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:40

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

He also grew up entirely dependent on government assistance

these cases always seem to be a coin flip as to whether they end up as socialists or libertarians

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:40

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:40

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

there is zero nada nothing no racism in canda

spoken like a true racist

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:40

UV_Catastrophe: Dec 29, 2008; Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."; Pillbug

Joementum posted:

things it lean in on for 2017:

alcoholism
nihilism
jeb

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:40

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

at least 4 tickets to lower bowl lambeau field is insanely goddamn expensive

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:40

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

i drink only Racism Classic�

colonialism eh, i can dig that

i'm a Dr. Holocaust man myself

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:41

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Baloogan posted:

there is zero nada nothing no racism in canda

i've been assured that there's a large population of gas huffing welfare queens

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:41

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

i would hope ryan had at least one beer poured on him but ill settle for some gross cheesehead bathroom farts

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:41

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

im not drunk enough but tomorrow is friday so im gonna go tot an arcade and get fuckin destroy ed

tomp

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:41

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

also the team he is watching is owned by the people of the city and would almost certainly have left Wisconsin and Green Bay decades ago if it were controlled by a Capitalist

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:42

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

i've been assured that there's a large population of gas huffing welfare queens

i think you misheard, it's the queen that huffs gas

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:42

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

spoken like a true racist

goddamnit i was being super sarcastic jesus gently caress

canada has more racisms per person imo than america

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:42

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Zootopia is okay I guess I mean if you're into thinly veiled racial allegory and loving animals

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:43

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

also the team he is watching is owned by the people of the city and would almost certainly have left Wisconsin and Green Bay decades ago if it were controlled by a Capitalist

you could follow the team's trajectory by the trail of empty stadiums

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:43

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

goddamnit i was being super sarcastic jesus gently caress

canada has more racisms per person imo than america

i don't think we're as bad, but that's like saying a dog turd isn't as bad as that steaming cow poo poo over there

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:44

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

MariusLecter posted:

Zootopia is okay I guess I mean if you're into thinly veiled racial allegory and loving animals

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:45

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

bump_fn posted:

C-SPAM: A Cuddly Fuckfest

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:46

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

MariusLecter posted:

Zootopia is okay I guess I mean if you're into thinly veiled racial allegory and loving animals

Look all I'm saying is maid Marian messed with a lot of kids brains

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:46

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

i don't think we're as bad, but that's like saying a dog turd isn't as bad as that steaming cow poo poo over there

naw, we're worse

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:47

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CLEVELAND, Ohio -- At first Greg Simpson thought it was a joke.

At 3:40 p.m. Thursday, the Ohio Republican Party state central committeeman from the Cincinnati area picked up his phone and was told President-elect Donald Trump was on the line.

"At first I thought it was a fake phone call," Simpson told cleveland.com. "Or I thought it was going to be a recorded phone call. Then all of the sudden, he's talking to me."

The call was part of Trump's last-minute effort in what has become an all-out political war with Ohio Gov. John Kasich. On Friday, Simpson and 65 other members of the GOP's state central committee will vote on whether to dump Kasich ally Matt Borges as their chairman. Trump is backing Jane Timken, a prominent Republican activist and donor from Stark County.

[...]

Those close to Trump's political team in Ohio did not respond to messages Thursday.

Simpson said Trump was courteous in the call and did not use "strong-arm" tactics.

"He said, 'I'm not telling you who to support -- I'm just telling you who I support,'" Simpson recalled, adding that Trump made clear he is behind Timken but did not bash Borges.

After the plug for Timken, Trump stayed on the line to chat about trade policy and other issues. Simpson said he got a kick out of the telephone call and appreciated the personal attention from the president-elect. But the 5-minute call did not change Simpson's mind.

He plans to cast a vote for Borges during Friday's secret balloting.

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:47

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