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No, this is C-SPAM, the forum for being deadly serious at all times. This subforum's name should be forever followed by spitting in public. Its hosed up that bad. I don't want C-SPAM to do anything ironically. I want C-SPAM to loving disappear. Same with its leechlike posters. They got us all hosed, and now they're trying to think up new ways to let it happen again. Going unfunny may not be the sole answer Something Awful needs, but gently caress if it isn't a step in the right direction. I will pop in and shitpost in here from time to time, but I'm going to be loving pissed about November 2016 for a long time, and anyone trying to make light of the colossal failure of C-SPAM and throw them any sort of bone can eat poo poo and die.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 10:57 |
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Yinlock posted:me: this would be pretty funny if it happened It wouldn't be funny at all. You don't upstage the POTUS. It's a weird fantasy that only seems appealing because you're grasping at straws.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 10:57 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:It wouldn't be funny at all. You don't upstage the POTUS. It's a weird fantasy that only seems appealing because you're grasping at straws. hahaha what?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 10:57 |
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Balooganedit: LF-style threatpost. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Somebody has issued a correction as of 11:00 on Jan 6, 2017 |
# ? Jan 6, 2017 10:58 |
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some things are too hosed-up to joke about i guess, like hillary clinton being mayor of trumptown
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 10:59 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:A Bad Post
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 10:59 |
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 11:02 |
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Baloogan posted:No, this is C-SPAM, the forum for being deadly serious at all times. This subforum's name should be forever followed by spitting in public. Its hosed up that bad. I don't want C-SPAM to do anything ironically. I want C-SPAM to loving disappear. Same with its leechlike posters. They got us all hosed, and now they're trying to think up new ways to let it happen again. Going unfunny may not be the sole answer Something Awful needs, but gently caress if it isn't a step in the right direction. I will pop in and shitpost in here from time to time, but I'm going to be loving pissed about November 2016 for a long time, and anyone trying to make light of the colossal failure of C-SPAM and throw them any sort of bone can eat poo poo and die.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 11:03 |
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Yinlock posted:beep boop what are jokes triggers me
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 11:12 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:It wouldn't be funny at all. You don't upstage the POTUS. It's a weird fantasy that only seems appealing because you're grasping at straws. Dude it's Trump, he's petty as hell, he has decades long feuds with magazines because some writer called his hands small 30 years ago.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 11:59 |
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Oh Snapple! posted:She'll run for a hilariously safe seat or something just so her career doesn't close out with an embarrassing loss. Hillary Clinton for County Comptroller 2018: "For God's sake please vote for me, I need this!!!"
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 13:14 |
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When America is sold to Russia for scrap and roving MAGA gangs wander the streets of our once vibrant nation, we can rest assured that we did everything we could to make it clear that Hillary Bad.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 13:44 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Balooganedit: LF-style threatpost. lol these are the best kind of posts tho!
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:04 |
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Baloogan posted:No, this is C-SPAM, the forum for being deadly serious at all times. This subforum's name should be forever followed by spitting in public. Its hosed up that bad. I don't want C-SPAM to do anything ironically. I want C-SPAM to loving disappear. Same with its leechlike posters. They got us all hosed, and now they're trying to think up new ways to let it happen again. Going unfunny may not be the sole answer Something Awful needs, but gently caress if it isn't a step in the right direction. I will pop in and shitpost in here from time to time, but I'm going to be loving pissed about November 2016 for a long time, and anyone trying to make light of the colossal failure of C-SPAM and throw them any sort of bone can eat poo poo and die. Boosted_C5 posted:Prostrate yourselves before Trump. Admit before God and man your sinful ways. Acknowledge the moral superiority of
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:05 |
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Baloogan posted:No, this is C-SPAM, the forum for being deadly serious at all times. This subforum's name should be forever followed by spitting in public. Its hosed up that bad. I don't want C-SPAM to do anything ironically. I want C-SPAM to loving disappear. Same with its leechlike posters. They got us all hosed, and now they're trying to think up new ways to let it happen again. Going unfunny may not be the sole answer Something Awful needs, but gently caress if it isn't a step in the right direction. I will pop in and shitpost in here from time to time, but I'm going to be loving pissed about November 2016 for a long time, and anyone trying to make light of the colossal failure of C-SPAM and throw them any sort of bone can eat poo poo and die. The heart of leftism has failed us
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:07 |
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Hillary for mayor! That is not dead that can eternally lie, and with strange eons even death may die.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:16 |
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is it somehow possible to lose a mayoral election despite winning the popular vote cause i want that to happen
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:35 |
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Donkwich posted:is it somehow possible to lose a mayoral election despite winning the popular vote she could lose the city by 20000 votes but win california by 5 million votes?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:38 |
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Business Gorillas posted:from the pictures my chapter is cat ladies and redditors. i was going to the meeting tonight but i was gonna be a hour late due to winter so i decided to go drink margs instead 100% just show up and get your cool friends to come, so that the portion of cool people rises
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:48 |
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docbeard posted:When America is sold to Russia for scrap and roving MAGA gangs wander the streets of our once vibrant nation, we can rest assured that we did everything we could to make it clear that Hillary Bad. So what you are saying is that, in the grim darkness of the near future, it is we who failed Hillary, rather that the primary process which picked a party darling hated by independents. https://twitter.com/williamjordann/status/777876680690008065
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:55 |
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Look at that "no lean" and weep.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:56 |
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Jesus Christ, he was +21 among indies. That ALONE would have kept PA, WI, and MI in our column.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:57 |
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Paolomania posted:So what you are saying is that, in the grim darkness of the near future, it is we who failed Hillary, rather that the primary process which picked a party darling hated by independents. he was ahead in every category except "strong dem" of course polls don't matter
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:59 |
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polls are right when they confirm what you know to be the truth. polls are wrong when they disagree with your biases. but bernie would have won.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:02 |
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bernie would have won! instead we got a trolley problem! TROLLEY PROBLEMS NEVER WORK OUT AS THE FRAMER INTENDED!!!
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:02 |
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Whelp, better close up them primaries. Wouldn't want to hear from anyone outside party loyalists!
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:03 |
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I'm sure a 74pt swing amongst indies is just statistical noise.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:05 |
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assume that the polls are wrong and fight like hell regardless of what they say
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:05 |
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mmmmmhm
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:05 |
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the most beloved politician in America? TRUMP
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:07 |
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Clinton should be sent out into the wastes like that old judge from judge dread to go live amongst the mutants who voted for trump and gain some perspective!
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:12 |
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logikv9 posted:the most beloved politician in America?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:13 |
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Bernie just on npr reminding me that the interview was a turd of a bad dem floating in a toilet bowl of a shill radio station
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:16 |
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jarofpiss posted:Bernie just on npr reminding me that the interview was a turd of a bad dem floating in a toilet bowl of a shill radio station Go on
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:28 |
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i meant interviewer steve or something can't remeber
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:30 |
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Paolomania posted:So what you are saying is that, in the grim darkness of the near future, it is we who failed Hillary, rather that the primary process which picked a party darling hated by independents. No, what I'm saying is that I feel like we're capable of more than just shouting gently caress Hillary Clinton and Bernie Would Have Won at each other while the world burns around us.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:43 |
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LinYutang posted:new york city has to be the most efficient city in history for producing and fostering terrible people Abuela is a unique fusion of Chicago and NYC terrible. Furthermore, Bernie would have won.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 15:53 |
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docbeard posted:No, what I'm saying is that I feel like we're capable of more than just shouting gently caress Hillary Clinton and Bernie Would Have Won at each other while the world burns around us. Based on recent moves, shouting which way to steer the ship seems entirely appropriate. e: even if that direction is just "away from the establishment (Hillary), towards social democracy (Bernie)" Paolomania has issued a correction as of 15:56 on Jan 6, 2017 |
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docbeard posted:No, what I'm saying is that I feel like we're capable of more than just shouting gently caress Hillary Clinton and Bernie Would Have Won at each other while the world burns around us. Cut through the cynicism and chaff with a clear and forceful vision. The vision is: Centrism fails where Progressivism wins. We must first build a critical mass of noisy idiots before that message can begin to spread, like foam bubbling out of an overfilled crockpot.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 16:04 |
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Hillary Clinton would not win the mayoral election in New York. Neither would Deblaze. We need another democrat to run here. If I lived here, I'd do it, but I can't. Probably can beat Deblaze and his racist opponent.
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