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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


''You come to the wrong neighborhood son''

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Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

Bad Sneakers posted:

This is incomplete without hearing the wet slap of that kid's body hit the ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB4BsmcfqNg

Just thought you should know that you are correct.

xjohnson
Sep 7, 2006
Johnson?
Young Orc

Took me a while to get this one.

But for the sake of the other posters would you care to explain why it's funny?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


metric system funny

Circuitjerky
Mar 17, 2006

xjohnson posted:

Took me a while to get this one.

But for the sake of the other posters would you care to explain why it's funny?

I'm at a loss for words.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

xjohnson posted:

Took me a while to get this one.

But for the sake of the other posters would you care to explain why it's funny?

Why don't you go ahead and do it for us friend?

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


xjohnson posted:

Took me a while to get this one.

But for the sake of the other posters would you care to explain why it's funny?

I thought it was funny because one of the meat types is dog but when you made me go back and look that is clearly lamb so I no longer know why this is funny.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Have you people never seen a regular microwave before?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Guy Goodbody posted:

Have you people never seen a regular microwave before?

You mean one where I can enter time in a keypad or something?

No, why?

Also, the other operational icons are designed by a crazy person.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Guy Goodbody posted:

Have you people never seen a regular microwave before?

I am more interested in his mum, tbh.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Paladinus posted:

I am more interested in his mum, tbh.

creepy, but :golfclap:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Apraxin posted:

I drive past this house on my morning commute. The xmas decorations are (hopefully) seasonal, the sign has been there for more than a year now.

Edit: Well, SA auto-rotated the attachment onto its side, and there doesn't seem to be an option to edit it, so everyone gets to enjoy it like this.



syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHipVDMR1zQ

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008




Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Geokinesis posted:

You don't say? Quick editing.

Speaking of:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
:yikes:

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Phanatic posted:

Speaking of:



I doubt he does.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Tell us what you really think. Don't be so biggardly with your comments.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Stare-Out posted:

I doubt he does.

"The lying media is trying to say I want to put more black people into the Navy. Don't trust them! That's a liberal PC agenda. I would never put black people in the Navy. We all know that would be disastrous because they can't swim. Thank you I am your President now."

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Tell us what you really think. Don't be so biggardly with your comments.

:yeah:

canis minor
May 4, 2011

xjohnson posted:

Took me a while to get this one.

But for the sake of the other posters would you care to explain why it's funny?

It's obviously a loss edit

Why would you want to microwave a cow, idk

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

The joke is that this is a novelty oversize microwave intended to microwave entire cows/chickens/lambs/etc, and your average microwave isn't that big. Jesus Christ.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

The beauty of this one is that the first shirt you see isn't even the funniest one in the picture.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
Why is "BAPE 88" particularly funny?

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

hooah posted:

Why is "BAPE 88" particularly funny?

Same reason the microwave is funny.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007


:sterv:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nostradingus posted:

The beauty of this one is that the first shirt you see isn't even the funniest one in the picture.

Bape is a popular Japanese clothing line

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

I think I just found my spirit animal.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
I think you mean "fursona."

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
No, that's a dra^h^hI don't have one!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Bape is a popular Japanese clothing line

Doesn't change the fact that this doughy Asian dude is a white supremacist

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dreddout posted:

Doesn't change the fact that this doughy Asian dude is a white supremacist

Number 88 symbolizes fortune and good luck in Chinese culture, since the word 8 sounds similar to the word Fā (发, which implies 发财, or wealth, in Mandarin or Cantonese).

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Number 88 symbolizes fortune and good luck in Chinese culture, since the word 8 sounds similar to the word Fā (发, which implies 发财, or wealth, in Mandarin or Cantonese).

No no im pretty sure the Asian dude is a white supremacist

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Off-white supremacist?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Guy Goodbody posted:

Number 88 symbolizes fortune and good luck in Chinese culture, since the word 8 sounds similar to the word Fā (发, which implies 发财, or wealth, in Mandarin or Cantonese).

Seriously this is internet 101. Even I knew this & I'm incredibly dumb.

Also: 14 is apparently omitted on Chinese elevators, so that's a strike against white supremacy.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:sterv: is sadly underused.

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Powaqoatse posted:

Seriously this is internet 101. Even I knew this & I'm incredibly dumb.

Also: 14 is apparently omitted on Chinese elevators, so that's a strike against white supremacy.



Not just Chinese elevators. Pretty much every new Condo in Toronto is missing every floor that has a 4 in it (as well as the usual missing 13), and none of the units have the number 4 to appeal to the superstitious demographic. Although I say put me in unit 4-44 because living on the Death Floor in unit Death Death sounds metal as gently caress :black101:

Although they're cracking down on it now because it *really* fucks with emergency responders.

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




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