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Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Socialism now!

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Shut👏The👏gently caress👏Up👏Peter👏Daou👏

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Crosspost from the TRUMP thread:



http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/06/o...col-left-region

Mayor Hillary Clinton!

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Montasque posted:

Crosspost from the TRUMP thread:



http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/06/o...col-left-region

Mayor Hillary Clinton!

i guess all those fantasies about how hillary was totally gonna wreck trump and the GOP had to go somewhere

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Covok posted:

Socialism now!

Are we talking like a little bit of socialism? More than that? What amount of socialism are we talking here?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Clinton running for smaller and smaller offices and losing every time is a much better fate than loving off forever imo

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Montasque posted:

Crosspost from the TRUMP thread:



http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/06/o...col-left-region

Mayor Hillary Clinton!

I see the average hillaryman's big dreams for Clinton have sort of shrunk in scope a little bit

from "running the most powerful nation in the world" to "spending her retirement waging a campaign of petty sabotage against Donald Trump's real estate holdings"

Serf
May 5, 2011


Thoguh posted:

Are we talking like a little bit of socialism? More than that? What amount of socialism are we talking here?

all the socialism

the democrats are taking a long time to get poo poo done, I'm thinking of setting up a meeting to talk about my town's problems and see what we can do as a community

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Thoguh posted:

Are we talking like a little bit of socialism? More than that? What amount of socialism are we talking here?

All of it! All there is! Entirely! All of it! In my country! Now!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

paranoid randroid posted:

guys i just got word from accounting and guillotines arent in the budget this year. im afraid we are gonna have to tighten our belts and limit ourselves to putting oppressors and class traitors on twitter blast

Typical decadent westerners; you don't need fancy devices to start a class war, just grab whatever poo poo you have, make, or find.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im the guy w/ the stick w/ nails in it

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Hillary shockingly loses NYC mayoral election to a barely awake Mike Francesa after forgetting to campaign in Brooklyn

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
If Bill de Blasio actually gets primaried by Hillary Clinton, I will laugh forever.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Hillary shockingly loses NYC mayoral election to a barely awake Mike Francesa after only campaigning in Manhattan, Williamsburg, and Park Slope.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

paranoid randroid posted:

im the guy w/ the stick w/ nails in it

I'm the guy with a stick with the head of a banker on it.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
dont do it hillary

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice



And what's going on with that wierd nunchuk staff thing? Could he not decide what Ninja Turtle he wanted to be?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Hillary Clinton loses mayoral election to a ham sandwich and a side of tomato soup. Many blame this on her choice to campaign mainly in Long Island. Ham Sandwich cannot be reached at the moment, but his running mate, tomato soup, had this to say on their mayoral victory:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Thoguh posted:

And what's going on with that wierd nunchuk staff thing? Could he not decide what Ninja Turtle he wanted to be?

It's a grain flail, which doubled nicely as a weapon in any number of peasant uprisings throughout European history.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

im the guy w/ the stick w/ nails in it

i'm the one guy who thought to don protection against soft tissue damage

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

The Muppets On PCP posted:

i'm the one guy who thought to don protection against soft tissue damage

That guy's an obvious class traitor, but the good kind

Serf
May 5, 2011


The Muppets On PCP posted:

i'm the one guy who thought to don protection against soft tissue damage

hey man he probably had to kill one of those bougie knights to get that thing

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Zoran posted:

If Bill de Blasio actually gets primaried by Hillary Clinton, I will laugh forever.

For real though is there an actual reason to want Hillary Clinton to run for mayor apart from "I feel bad for Hillary Clinton"? Like, who would benefit from this apart from Hillary Clinton?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Nobody benefits, not even her

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

loquacius posted:

For real though is there an actual reason to want Hillary Clinton to run for mayor apart from "I feel bad for Hillary Clinton"? Like, who would benefit from this apart from Hillary Clinton?

In the order asked: not really, and no one.

Serf
May 5, 2011


besides if this dude has a breastplate on and nothing else just cut his legs like lol what's he gonna do then

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
lol if u don't know what peasant weapons are, nobles

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

loquacius posted:

For real though is there an actual reason to want Hillary Clinton to run for mayor apart from "I feel bad for Hillary Clinton"? Like, who would benefit from this apart from Hillary Clinton?

People who long for the heady days of the Bloomberg administration

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
A very low level demfluencer

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

logikv9 posted:

A very low level demfluencer

don't doxx me, boss

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



logikv9 posted:

A very low level demfluencer

Change my name to Lesser Demfluencer

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006
hey guys just wanted to remind everyone Bernie would have won thx

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Voted for Bernie in the primaries. Would have voted for him in the general, had to vote Hill instead. Bernie would have won.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

logikv9 posted:

Nobody benefits, not even her

oh i'm sure the republican running for the mayorship will benefit

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

noted pornography watcher josh marshall of tpm interviewed keith ellison if you want to listen to the future dnc chairman

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/podcast/tjms-ep-11-keith-ellison

furthermore bernie would have won

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Full Jeb!unism now!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Clinton loses mayoral race against that obese fox news teamster caricature from 2003. The aftermath results in the democratic party imploding over if criticizing Clinton's minority outreach of "eating deep dish pizza with the Hamilton guy" is racist.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Should have just done this for the first post.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Zikan posted:

noted pornography watcher josh marshall of tpm interviewed keith ellison if you want to listen to the future dnc chairman

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/podcast/tjms-ep-11-keith-ellison

furthermore bernie would have won

Bernie most definitely would have won the general election.

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Serf
May 5, 2011


Zikan posted:

noted pornography watcher josh marshall of tpm interviewed keith ellison if you want to listen to the future dnc chairman

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/podcast/tjms-ep-11-keith-ellison

furthermore bernie would have won

I'm confused, you misspelled tom perez

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