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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Glamorama26 posted:

I can never decide if The Brood, The Fly or Dead Ringers is his masterpiece.

Probably The Fly IMO

It's Crash

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Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

Dude made like six masterpieces.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

weekly font posted:

You motherfuckers are gonna make me rewatch Existenz.

Good, that was the objective all along.

If you don't get a sensation every time you watch a David Cronenberg movie like, "Oh, now this is my new favorite David Cronenberg movie," you're not watching them right.

Dead Ringers is my favorite.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Was the ending to eXistenz more shocking for its time? I can't remember when I first watched it, but I didn't get very long into it before realizing there were good odds it'd end with a "Is this another layer of fake reality?" twist, because I had seen it elsewhere a lot.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

K. Waste posted:

Good, that was the objective all along.

If you don't get a sensation every time you watch a David Cronenberg movie like, "Oh, now this is my new favorite David Cronenberg movie," you're not watching them right.

This is the absolute truth

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
the Pornhub 2016 stats are pretty funny

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Well we were just discussing most embaressing moments in comics recently and looks like we have a brand new contender!
https://twitter.com/broderick/status/817010046529916930

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
For some reason I find Steve Jobs really rewatchable.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

Naked Lunch loving owns dude

Just like The Trip and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I can't really dig meandering drug trip movies. Roy Scheider and Peter Weller should make it my favorite Cronenberg, but the whole thing just kinda sits there waiting for itself to happen.

feedmyleg posted:

But yeah, that ending scene is great.

Counterpoint: the last minute or so is easily the worst part of the whole movie, because it's so predictable and such an "OH COME ON" decision.

Gorman Thomas posted:

what if I told u existenz is better than videodrome

Straight motherfucking blasphemy

Glamorama26 posted:

I can never decide if The Brood, The Fly or Dead Ringers is his masterpiece.

Probably The Fly IMO

It's Videodrome.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
It's def videodrome and not just because I have this

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

I didn't like Naked Lunch when I first saw it but on a rewatch it's excellent. Scanners is borderline unwatchable save a couple scenes (the head explosion, the final psychic battle) and I've seen it in the theater.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

LesterGroans posted:

For some reason I find Steve Jobs really rewatchable.

It has its moments, but I think the "three moments" structure kind of stifled the movie, in part because Sorkin's dialogue is so relentless. If you really wanted the movie to be about Jobs' growth as a person on stage, you'd do the MacWorld show where Bill Gates showed up (although I suppose Pirates of Silicon Valley already did that), or even the iPhone launch. The iMac being the concluding piece of the movie just felt anticlimactic.

I suppose I should give it another shot, though, it's been a while.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Timby posted:

It has its moments, but I think the "three moments" structure kind of stifled the movie, in part because Sorkin's dialogue is so relentless. If you really wanted the movie to be about Jobs' growth as a person on stage, you'd do the MacWorld show where Bill Gates showed up (although I suppose Pirates of Silicon Valley already did that), or even the iPhone launch. The iMac being the concluding piece of the movie just felt anticlimactic.

I suppose I should give it another shot, though, it's been a while.

I like that it feels stifled and relentless. I agree that the iMac launch seems kinda shrug-worthy at the end when iPhone or iPod would have seemed more relevant. The product in the final act isn't that important though because it's more of a wrap-up of the character arcs.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.
Videodrome is largely trash.
I enjoyed Cosmopolis quite a bit.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

This one's from 2017, but it's also Film Of The Year 2017.

KLF 01 01 2017 WTF FOUND VHS

Hell've a way to announce the return of the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
You'd think we'd have a real life existenz by now, but pretty much the closest thing we have is playing the arcade games in grand theft auto.

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
Its The Fly.

Although, Dead Ringers is da bomb.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Trying that twitter tip again. https://twitter.com/thamosdeaf

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


glam rock hamhock posted:

Well we were just discussing most embaressing moments in comics recently and looks like we have a brand new contender!
https://twitter.com/broderick/status/817010046529916930

I've hated Nick Spencer for years, I'm glad people are coming around.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

I liked Infinite Vacation but Spencer has just been on a downward spiral since then.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Merry 13th , and last, day of Christmas. When elves, imps, and ogres run wild and the Yule Lads return to their home in the mountains.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

glam rock hamhock posted:

Well we were just discussing most embaressing moments in comics recently and looks like we have a brand new contender!
https://twitter.com/broderick/status/817010046529916930

I'm cringing hella hard right now, but is this any different than Star Trek having space hippies who were spoiled rich kids who didn't realize that Captain Kirk was reasonable and not a Herbert?

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

LesterGroans posted:

For some reason I find Steve Jobs really rewatchable.

Like other time loop movies, its formal repetition really lends itself to creating a welcoming groove

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.


The Fly teaches women that their creepy stalker ex-boyfriend is actually a good guy if you give him a second chance, while the seemingly nice man who treats you with respect will turn out to be a hideous monster. Also, deformed people are not deserving of love and compassion.

Young Jeff Goldblum is dreamy, though. :swoon:

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Jack Gladney posted:

I'm cringing hella hard right now, but is this any different than Star Trek having space hippies who were spoiled rich kids who didn't realize that Captain Kirk was reasonable and not a Herbert?

Yeah it's really not a big deal. It's a dumb eye roll thing.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



FishBulb posted:

Yeah it's really not a big deal. It's a dumb eye roll thing.

Yeah, it's very clearly a joke and some kind of satire. Unfortunately it is a bad joke and limp satire.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Samuel Clemens posted:

The Fly teaches women that their creepy stalker ex-boyfriend is actually a good guy if you give him a second chance, while the seemingly nice man who treats you with respect will turn out to be a hideous monster. Also, deformed people are not deserving of love and compassion.

Young Jeff Goldblum is dreamy, though. :swoon:

It's not a moral essay dude but it's also not news that Cronenberg has a lot to say about hosed up relationships.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Fly teaches you to be careful when experimenting with teleportation. Which is something we should all keep in mind, especially in this day and age

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I'd really like to understand what's going on with youtube's search algorithm sometimes.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Lurdiak posted:

I'd really like to understand what's going on with youtube's search algorithm sometimes.



Wait who hates The Cable Guy?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I Before E posted:

Wait who hates The Cable Guy?

It didn't do very well so I guess it's seen as a bad movie.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
So many people like 20 years ago

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

FishBulb posted:

Yeah it's really not a big deal. It's a dumb eye roll thing.

Well I mean the context I posted it in was that it was embarrassing, not that everyone should be outraged or anything

Nroo
Dec 31, 2007

Are we still doing Top 10s? I've hardly seen anything from this year but here goes:

1. Green Room
2. Silence
3. Voyage of Time: The IMAX Experience in Ultra Widescreen 3.6
4. O.J.: Made in America
5. Shin Gojira
6. The VVitch
7. The Nice Guys
8. Hail, Caesar!
9. Voyage of Time: The IMAX Experience
10. La La Land

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I've always thought the character names in The Fly were amusing.

Seth Brundle
Veronica Quaife
Stathis Borans
Brent Cheevers

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Lobok posted:

Your mom's probably way off, but in my experience gay guys love boobs, too. It's pretty universal, actually.

I've heard this before but I find it to be more of a stereotype than a real thing. I've probably never mention it here before but I'm actually gay in real life.

I Before E posted:

Wait who hates The Cable Guy?

It was savaged by the public when it came out because it wasn't Ace "Trans people are gross" Ventura. People who are trash still don't like it I guess.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Cable Guy is basically a proto-Punch Drunk Love in that it's a established comedy actor playing a similar character that he usually does but in a more grounded context which really brings out how broken of a person the character is.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

FreudianSlippers posted:

The Cable Guy is basically a proto-Punch Drunk Love in that it's a established comedy actor playing a similar character that he usually does but in a more grounded context which really brings out how broken of a person the character is.

And both of them are better than the rest of the movies that each of those actors have done by far.

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

CPL593H posted:

And both of them are better than the rest of the movies that each of those actors have done by far.

The Cable Guy is better than Eternal Sunshine?

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Glamorama26 posted:

There is no such thing as "bad Cronenberg". Even his missteps are borderline triumphs.

He's also my personal GOAT, so I may be biased

Yeah my pick for worst Cronenberg is A Dangerous Method and even that's a solid B+. I will say that it took a couple viewings for Scanners to really click for me.

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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Counterpoint: the last minute or so is easily the worst part of the whole movie, because it's so predictable and such an "OH COME ON" decision.

This is very probably correct. But I watched it when I was 11 so it was incredible at the time. But I also remember as an early 20-something a friend with good taste watched the film and hated the ending.

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