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Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
what if samus aryan and the duck dynasty guy hosed

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

R. Mute posted:

im not down with the lingo and assumed slashfic was the same as sexual fanfic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh, huh

I always thought slashfic was just "A x B" not specifically homoerotic fiction

clearly I will flunk Porn Studies this semester uguu

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Rodatose posted:

samus aryan

:crossarms:

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

has to protect the baby to secure the future of the galaxy for whitez.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
in pluto nash they call dollar bills "hillaries"

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
also, was raised by bird people, similarly to how adolf hitler was raised by two kindly midwesterners.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

R. Mute posted:

that's kinda the point right there, buck-o. you basically did this:


im not down with the lingo and assumed slashfic was the same as sexual fanfic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sorry that both you and him are mad that wanting to gently caress fictional characters wasn't invented or popularized by "late capitalism", a fake and meaningless idea. hth.


notice how that says among other things that incest was already very popular, and that porn of black women and "lesbians scissoring" got more popular faster than things you were complaining about. and "hentai" and "cartoon" actually got less popular.

similarly in the russia image, the actual most popular categories remain "anal", "teen" and "mature" - quite traditional fetishes.

Tesseraction posted:

oh, huh

I always thought slashfic was just "A x B" not specifically homoerotic fiction

clearly I will flunk Porn Studies this semester uguu

slashfic originates with specifically the Star Trek gay male pairings - eg spock/kirk. and it retains as by far the thing people mean when they say they have slashfic of something. of course a lot of that has to do with the minimal presence of female main characters in star trek and indeed most media.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
2014 seems to be the year



quote:

TOP TO BOTTOM SEARCH IN THE USA

Some really interesting changes in search trends took place in America this year. For instance, ‘lesbian’ overtook ‘teen’ in 1st place for the most searched term throughout the country over the course of the year, making an impressive 15 place climb. Incidentally, 2014 was also a huge year for gay marriage in the States, with 19 states having ruled in favor of legalizing gay marriage. This brings the total number of states where this is permitted up to 35, and significantly marks 2014 as the biggest year for gay marriage to date. Tolerance is a beautiful thing! ‘Ebony’ also climbed a whopping 94 spots to its current 6th position, indicating a considerable increase in the American desire for more of this type of content. Step-relative searches also climbed the ranks in 2014 with ‘step mom’ claiming second place with a 6 place gain and ‘step sister’ shooting up 27 places into 8th place.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Tesseraction posted:

I mean, the popularity of incest and incest-adjacent (step-family etc.) pornography is a little... concerning.

welcome to trumps america

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
if you sleep with uncle gannon dorf your child will be born with the tail of a pig

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

exmarx posted:

2014 seems to be the year



interesting how only one of the top gaining search terms in that year is related to fictional media or incest. almost like your whole premise is bunk!

unless "big booty" and "latina" are secret codes i guess

(also interesting how mom loses 6 places in the same year stepmom gains 6, implying no real shift in incest-desire)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

zeus used my moist nether to conjure a lightning bolt for a thunderous orgasm

i was did up proper by a swan and blamed it on the chief deity

i didn't want to explain it better because the dirty bird did me pretty rough

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

fishmech posted:

notice how that says among other things that incest was already very popular ... and "hentai" and "cartoon" actually got less popular.

i haven't mentioned 'cartoon' or 'hentai' once.

fishmech posted:

... and that porn of black women and "lesbians scissoring" got more popular faster than things you were complaining about ...

similarly in the russia image, the actual most popular categories remain "anal", "teen" and "mature" - quite traditional fetishes.

me: it's bad how x is really popular now a days
:fishmech:: actually, y is popular too. and z is becoming less popular.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
By the way, Donald resolves his problem by hiring a gigolo because it's not gay if you're on top

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

exmarx posted:

i haven't mentioned 'cartoon' or 'hentai' once.

you're complaining about people wanting to gently caress the fictional characters. they are relevant to that.

if you don't count them though, than that makes your argument even less convincing, especially since a lot of both of those searches are for video game porns.


exmarx posted:

me: it's bad how x is really popular now a days
:fishmech:: actually, y is popular too. and z is becoming less popular.

you still haven't explained why it's bad that people want to gently caress mario, as opposed to wanting to gently caress just some guy named mario. which is the implied thesis behind "it's bad if people want more porn with fictional characters", that therefore its better if not's porn with fictional characters.

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
What the hell is up with incest porn. Do the seekers not have any actual family so as to not be skeeved out

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Medieval incest porn is more commonly known as "a royal marriage"

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
That's why we regicided most of em

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
pornhub analytics seem like an EXTREMELY reliable resource

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

pornhub analytics seem like an EXTREMELY reliable resource

Well you've got to do something in between all the wanking.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

namesake posted:

Well you've got to do something in between all the wanking.

you mean you do other things than read comments?

e: porn comment sections might be a good untapped space to insert leftist political arguments, just saying

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


step/incest stuff does seem to be a lot more prevalent these days

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
Gonna VPN into NZ and do a million searches for overwatch porn

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
It's like did you not have a sister? They are not sexy, they are disgusting. As are we all.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

pornhub analytics seem like an EXTREMELY reliable resource

why wouldn't they be?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
India has probably the creepiest loving selection searched for " Auntie with young" :stare:

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

namesake posted:

Well you've got to do something in between all the wanking.

Ok, that's two charts done, now I really have to beat off again.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Randler posted:

Why? Was the Fort Lauderdale shooter an African-American?

No that's just where it's head as a solution for Chicago's violent past year

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Lakeview needs to offer a sacrifical white victim to South Chicago

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Like that's my solution is to just like find some dead white person and shoot the corpse then dump it in South Chicago. Then watch the police descend like locus to stop these heinous murders.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Hollismason posted:

India has probably the creepiest loving selection searched for " Auntie with young" :stare:

i think that's supposed to be kind of less necessarily like, your aunt and more like a milf kind of thing

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Hollismason posted:

Like that's my solution is to just like find some dead white person and shoot the corpse then dump it in South Chicago. Then watch the police descend like locus to stop these heinous murders.

if you have a white male corpse just lying around the only correct answer is weekend at bernie's

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Berke Negri posted:

i think that's supposed to be kind of less necessarily like, your aunt and more like a milf kind of thing

That's the part of the statement you take issue with?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

exmarx posted:

why wouldn't they be?

It is a single site and might not catch a true snapshot of society. For one its userbase probably skews much younger than the general porn-grubbing populace since crustier sorts go to physical stores in trenchcoats.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i do not wish to talk about porn with you dadchat

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Don't cite Pornhub in your Human Sexuality paper then

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Volkerball posted:

i do not wish to talk about porn with you dadchat


Better talking than showing

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Hollismason posted:

That's the part of the statement you take issue with?

Being fair I think it's their search term for what we call 'femdom' in the west because of how an elder person will scold youths etc.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

fishmech posted:

why is it bad that people want to gently caress mario the video game character instead of wanting to gently caress some random guy named mario. please explain in detail with examples.

a+ @Goons_TXT material

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Hollismason posted:

Don't cite Pornhub in your Human Sexuality paper then

I find their statistics interesting, but I can see why our resident King Fabulous might consider it unrepresentative.

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