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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal
That oil change video / gif literally makes me sick. I don't know what it is but my brain rejects it.

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Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

KozmoNaut posted:

Guys, I think it was time for an oil change.

http://i.imgur.com/iwGXyca.mp4

:barf:

Ok so assuming they don't just tell this guy to get a new loving motor, what would be done about this? A shitload of kerosene?

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

I'm going to guess put a light oil in it and run it for a while, then drain and repeat.

El Laucha
Oct 9, 2012


Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

cakesmith handyman posted:

I'm going to guess put a light oil in it and run it for a while, then drain and repeat.

Assuming it's running in any way. I thought I could see a lot of little shiny bits in that goopstream, and the kind of owner that lets things go that long probably just drove it until it (violently, terminally) stopped.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

CharlesM posted:

That oil change video / gif literally makes me sick. I don't know what it is but my brain rejects it.

Glad I'm not the only one, it makes me queasy, it's weird.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Gorson posted:

:barf:

Ok so assuming they don't just tell this guy to get a new loving motor, what would be done about this? A shitload of kerosene?

Nah, 1 qt ATF, 1 qt Marvel Mystery Oil, 1 qt Rislone Ring Seal and 1 qt 5w-30 in the crankcase. Finish off with a cardboard and glued Fram filter and call it a day.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Colostomy Bag posted:

Nah, 1 qt ATF, 1 qt Marvel Mystery Oil, 1 qt Rislone Ring Seal and 1 qt 5w-30 in the crankcase. Finish off with a cardboard and glued Fram filter and call it a day.

What is this rislone ring seal you speak of?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

iwentdoodie posted:

What is this rislone ring seal you speak of?

This stuff.

I can't attest to its effectiveness as everytime it has been suggested to me I went ahead and replaced the rings anyway.

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull
You know, I know the consumer grade Fram filters have a bad reputation, but I now wonder what the innards of the racing grade ones look like. I would at least like to think the racing filters (HP6A and the like) are better made.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

mekilljoydammit posted:

You know, I know the consumer grade Fram filters have a bad reputation, but I now wonder what the innards of the racing grade ones look like. I would at least like to think the racing filters (HP6A and the like) are better made.

It will be a rabbit hole of a conversation. The only thing more argued about besides politics and religion are oil filters and oil.

rdb
Jul 8, 2002
chicken mctesticles?

Memento posted:

This stuff.

I can't attest to its effectiveness as everytime it has been suggested to me I went ahead and replaced the rings anyway.

Works for about 300 miles. Just long enough for someone to sell a car.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Colostomy Bag posted:

It will be a rabbit hole of a conversation. The only thing more argued about besides politics and religion are oil filters and oil.

Praise Rotella. PRAISE HIM!

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

rdb posted:

Works for about 300 miles. Just long enough for someone to sell a car.

Hey if it can get me through 15 laps on a dirt track without all my oil ending up in the breather...

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup




Doesn't work like the Hollywood films. Or Driver 2.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Tonight on Top Gear: James drives over a bridge.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
The followup to the MCM/RK special had me googling B&S Ball Utes



I don't really know what I'm looking at, but I kind of like how ugly these cars are

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Memento posted:

Assuming it's running in any way. I thought I could see a lot of little shiny bits in that goopstream, and the kind of owner that lets things go that long probably just drove it until it (violently, terminally) stopped.

While panda shopping I found a really nice one locally, 60k but when I checked the 'full' service history it stopped at 10k. So I checked the dipstick and it resembled marmite. 50k without an oil change. It only takes like 3.8l ffs, seriously that's like £20 with a filter maximum.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Door Frame posted:

The followup to the MCM/RK special had me googling B&S Ball Utes



I don't really know what I'm looking at, but I kind of like how ugly these cars are

It's outback ricing. Although those bullbars are essential. Strangely I don't see any fake stacks

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

The Queensland plates say everything you need to know bout that...

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Is there only 1 model of bullbar sold there?

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

cakesmith handyman posted:

Is there only 1 model of bullbar sold there?
Yeah. "Proper"

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
edit: moved to correct thread

Crustashio fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Jan 9, 2017

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


cakesmith handyman posted:

Is there only 1 model of bullbar sold there?

Over-engineer one type and every countryman will buy it, no matter what vehicle. Heck, my grandmother has one on her car.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Funny thing is they're bolted to the unibody so all they do is put a nice pattern in the bonnet when the unibody folds in a mild impact.


They are HILARIOUSLY expensive too- Each of those bars is probably $5-6K

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Right now I need pictures of those bars on the smallest possible cars.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

cakesmith handyman posted:

Right now I need pictures of those bars on the smallest possible cars.

Is the Suzuki Might Boy small enough?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


You Am I posted:

Is the Suzuki Might Boy small enough?



Wrong bull bar.
:colbert:

edit:

Close, but still not the penis-compensation on the utes above:



I swear, the ones on those must weigh almost as much as a Niva.

edit 2: while Googling around for some pictures, it looks like these idiots going full-retard with their bullbars fit for a semi-truck have triggered a pushback from the government, similar to bumper-height and hood (boennet) height and angle restrictions elsewhere.

Darchangel fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jan 10, 2017

tobu
Aug 20, 2004

Bunny-Bee makes me happy!
I was looking at a roof rack for my Skyline so I can take it camping... and found this:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Once a suicidal animal tries to take you with it, you kinda want one on everything.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



I acknowledge that it may not actually help much on the monocoque, but I'd really like to put something like that on front of my 280ZX purely for aesthetic reasons. Are they generic or do I need to find one designed for my car?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Pham Nuwen posted:

I acknowledge that it may not actually help much on the monocoque, but I'd really like to put something like that on front of my 280ZX purely for aesthetic reasons. Are they generic or do I need to find one designed for my car?

You can buy one that's the right width, bolt it up, an fill in the gaps to fit the contours of the car.

I don't think anyone has one on the shelf for a 280ZX.

You could probably build what you want out of cardboard, disassemble the pieces and get them waterjetted out of aluminum and welded together.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

tobu posted:

I was looking at a roof rack for my Skyline so I can take it camping... and found this:



I am beyond okay with this.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Darchangel posted:

Wrong bull bar.
:colbert:

edit:

Close, but still not the penis-compensation on the utes above:



I swear, the ones on those must weigh almost as much as a Niva.

edit 2: while Googling around for some pictures, it looks like these idiots going full-retard with their bullbars fit for a semi-truck have triggered a pushback from the government, similar to bumper-height and hood (boennet) height and angle restrictions elsewhere.

Yeah, its essentially slammed the door on the 5 poster bullbar because they're pretty much the definition of crap now, theres no though in the design at all and its pretty much game over for anything it hits.

Im not saying that the ARB bar on my 4wd is any better, because at the end of the day if you get hit by a 3.5T 4wd doing 60 kph, your going to get hosed up, but at least its designed to not maim anything that goes near it.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Have they cracked down on those fishing rod holders you see on the front of 4wds, the ones that would neatly take a core sample of any pedestrian it lightly bumped in to?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ferremit posted:

Funny thing is they're bolted to the unibody so all they do is put a nice pattern in the bonnet when the unibody folds in a mild impact.


They are HILARIOUSLY expensive too- Each of those bars is probably $5-6K

But the bar will be fine afterwards :shh:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Whoops! :doh: http://cdllife.com/2017/top-trucking-news/featured/i-465-closed-indefinitely-after-car-hauler-causes-partial-bridge-collapse/

https://twitter.com/matt_mccutcheon/status/818831858289037313/photo/1


quote:


I-465 Closed Indefinitely After Semi Hauling Car Crusher Causes Partial Bridge Collapse

Indiana State Police say that the northbound lanes of I-465 in Indianapolis could be closed for weeks after a car crusher hauled by a semi underwent some sort mechanical issue that caused it to strike an overpass, causing a partial bridge collapse.

The crash happened this morning around 8:15 a.m. in the southbound lanes of I-465 when a semi hauling a car crusher struck the U.S. 36/Rockville Road overpass. According to early reports from State Troopers, some sort of mechanical malfunction occurred with the car crusher as the truck was going under the overpass, causing the bridge strike. The cause of the crash is still under investigation.

Two people were hurt as a result of the crash. One person was treated on scene while the other was transported to the hospital to be treated for a broken arm. The truck driver was not hurt. Police say that several vehicles were hit by debris that came crashing down after the bridge strike.

Troopers say that the bridge will have to be partially demolished as result of the crash and that travelers should expect serious delays.

INDOT announced that all northbound lanes of I-465 at Exit 9 could be closed for at least a week. Traffic is being detoured to eastbound or westbound I-70.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
The real terrible car stuff is the car that got hit with the debris:



hope they weren't looking forward to using their legs ever again :pwn:

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Didn't Indianapolis just finish spending like a hojillion dollars on their highway system too?

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Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON
I'm the giant chunks of concrete in the passenger seat and driver's footwell :stonk:

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