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Here's one of those memes that ruins an actually decent joke. First, here's the original "Cow Economics" series. I don't necessarily agree with all the definitions but it's a welll structured joke. http://www.boredpanda.com/corporation-economies-explained-cows-ecownomics/ Then there's this, which sucks all the wit out to serve their own viewpoint.  Also Turning Point USA has a very nuanced understanding of masuclinity.  
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Conservative cows gonna end up inbred as gently caress there
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Jan 6, 2017 06:32
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Noted repeated WW2 draft dodger John Wayne
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Jan 6, 2017 06:33
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coyo7e posted:Conservative cows gonna end up inbred as gently caress there Also a good quality breeding bull costs far more than a cow.
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kartikeya posted:This happened on Twitter yesterday. I was engaging someone who claimed they didn't have healthcare because the premiums and deductible were ridiculously high. This fellow jumped into the conversation: IIRC, unless things have changed, you can view the exchange prices without subsidy if you don't enter any personal information. That might be what she was looking at.
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Jan 6, 2017 06:43
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Forceholy posted:I think it was on Reddit where I saw this quote: "Donald Trump is what the poor, the weak, and the dumb think being Rich, Strong, and Smart is like." I think that started it's life as a John Mullaney joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBNBAgtjYV8
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Jan 6, 2017 06:48
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MasterSlowPoke posted:Also a good quality breeding bull costs far more than a cow. My uncle told me about the time he bought an expensive bull who then broke his penis and eventually had to be put down. Most expensive steak he ever ate.
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Coffee And Pie posted:I think that started it's life as a John Mullaney joke - "a white family vs. a fun family" - "Wow, we really need to stop all therace-baiters and dividers in this country, starting with Steve Harvey."
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Jan 6, 2017 07:02
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:My uncle told me about the time he bought an expensive bull who then broke his penis and eventually had to be put down. Most expensive steak he ever ate. Stock farming is a very expensive business.
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Jan 6, 2017 07:02
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Jan 6, 2017 07:04
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It should be a crime to tell the cow economics joke and leave this one out:
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:It should be a crime to tell the cow economics joke and leave this one out:  
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Jan 6, 2017 07:20
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My favorite two cows joke is the American Capitalism one. You have two cows. You sell one off and give the other a milk quota of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to figure out why your cow is dead.
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Jan 6, 2017 07:38
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Forceholy posted:My favorite two cows joke is the American Capitalism one. Literally the MBTA
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Jan 6, 2017 14:24
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Prism posted:Urkel, years later: but the fat old man with a bad spray-tan, a worse combover, and tiny hands is the really manly one
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Jan 6, 2017 17:13
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 Matt Walsh posted:Matt Walsh is a blogger, writer, professional truth sayer, and noted alpaca groomer. Emphasis mine.
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Augus posted:but the fat old man with a bad spray-tan, a worse combover, and tiny hands is the really manly one Although the character Urkel was kind of a creepy stalker who didn't know how to take no for an answer, so maybe he should be Trump.
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Jan 6, 2017 18:03
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get a load of this halfass retread http://www.gbpotus.com/single-post/2017/01/02/A-Day-in-the-Life-of-Joe-Republican
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Jan 6, 2017 18:57
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Forceholy posted:My favorite two cows joke is the American Capitalism one. Venture Capitalist is the best 
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Dalael posted:Venture Capitalist is the best lol
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That's way too complicated for VCs to keep track of. PE maybe -- they're crafty.
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Subjunctive posted:That's way too complicated for VCs to keep track of. PE maybe -- they're crafty. In my experience with a venture capitalist, his main method of getting rich was just making threats and bullying people into giving him money he didn't actually legally deserve.
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chitoryu12 posted:In my experience with a venture capitalist, his main method of getting rich was just making threats and bullying people into giving him money he didn't actually legally deserve. I'll have to file that away in case my current approach to VC doesn't pan out.
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Today Defen Content Enterprises brings you a very special Extremely Pissed Off Right Winger Profile: DAVID SCHRIMMEL, THIS IS YOUR LIFE! I first noticed David for his comment on this EPORW post.  Now normally, I don't repost "Can are troops get a like" memes because EPORW does at least one a day and they're boring as hell But David caught my eye with this comment  What's this? Something besides complete slobbering love for are troops? ENHANCE  oh poo poo son we done taken the red pill! The commentariat was displeased  David doubles down the abyss, into full on racism because of course  Like dude, have you watched TV?  Our white girls  "As a conservative white nationalist"  That girl is like 7, jfc white nationalists your photo research betrays you  redpill youtube still advertised with bikini babe because male gaze  but wait a second, I thought you were just against women in the military? Oh but the Israeli army, that's cool?  New exciting racism right here: poor black people scam you for presents for kids at christmas  running over BLM protestors  Shooting democrats for laughs  Dead Mexican Zone: extends into Mexico  crop dusting Native Americans a NoDAPL  Eat a goddamn dick you racist fucker  this old chestnut ($1m x 40m people does not equal $40m) this last one is really bad for your sanity. don't say I didn't warn you (work safe)  
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I haven't been following this story at all, so I don't know anything about how accurate the statements of fact are in this image. I do notice, though, that it has nothing to do with blue lives; it exists only to point out the race of the attackers. I think that means this group was never about the safety of police officers.
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Jan 7, 2017 02:51
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LOL, I remember when getting jumped and beaten and stuffed into a trashcan or toilet was just good old, american fun times. Why is this white kid such a unique and special snowflake?
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Alt-right responds to the Fort Lauderdale shooting.   coyo7e posted:LOL, I remember when getting jumped and beaten and stuffed into a trashcan or toilet was just good old, american fun times. Why is this white kid such a unique and special snowflake? Back in my day, we didn't get participation trophies for losing the knockout game. Pomplamoose fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Jan 7, 2017 |
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Jan 7, 2017 03:25
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conservatives don't care about gay people unless a brown person shoots them conservatives don't care about special needs people unless a brown person beats them up conservatives don't care about brown people unless...?
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Augus posted:conservatives don't care about gay people unless a brown person shoots them They are making them money.
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socialsecurity posted:They are making them money. false 
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socialsecurity posted:They are making them money. you're using a pretty loose definition of "care about," I think.
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Augus posted:conservatives don't care about brown people unless...?
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This is funny because outside of Will Smith in that movie Focus, there hasn't been a white woman/black male coupling PERIOD on TV or movies in about 25+ years. It had a nice run of about 3 movies in the late 80s early 90s but white audiences were pissed off about it, so that poo poo stopped. If you see a top tier black star in a movie in a romantic coupling with a woman who doesn't look obviously black, its either Eva Mendes or Rosario Dawson.
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And wait...are these people saying that a white woman marrying a black man is somehow a bad thing? Like...do they give any defense to that beyond "gently caress black people"?
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jivjov posted:And wait...are these people saying that a white woman marrying a black man is somehow a bad thing? Like...do they give any defense to that beyond "gently caress black people"? Their defence is typically fourteen words in length.
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negromancer posted:This is funny because outside of Will Smith in that movie Focus, there hasn't been a white woman/black male coupling PERIOD on TV or movies in about 25+ years. Brad and Jane on the ABC show "Happy Endings." It's compatriot "Don't Trust the B..." stuck together June and half-black Mark for one episode. Uh. That's all I have.... The DMZ one was the worst one. Well over half of the population of El Paso/Laredo/Nogales is Latino. I don't think that they want to be killed in suspicion of illegality.
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jivjov posted:And wait...are these people saying that a white woman marrying a black man is somehow a bad thing? Like...do they give any defense to that beyond "gently caress black people"? Probably not, but I wouldn't doubt if the person who made the image's family tree might have hoods in it.
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Subjunctive posted:Their defence is typically fourteen words in length. Or seven letters followed by a BUNCH of exclamation points.
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blackmet posted:Brad and Jane on the ABC show "Happy Endings." It's compatriot "Don't Trust the B..." stuck together June and half-black Mark for one episode.
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Holy poo poo, calling a boricua a 'mestizo', what the gently caress. For reference, boricua is a Puerto Rican living in the US. Mestizo is a mixed-race Spaniard and native descendant. Then again, his race had nothing to do with the severe mental issues that seemed to hound the guy since before he got booted from the NG and led to this poo poo. But I guess 'are troops' don't need support once their skin color goes past tan. Gods above, I loving hate people sometimes. Their ignorance is giving me a headache.
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