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Kelp Me! posted:So you're a game dev with experience in RPGs and a strong background in French history? they unironcally can't afford my consulting fee
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 22:01 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:37 |
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OP why on earth didn't you guys just grab a copy of RPG Maker and crank out a little indie JRPG rather then asking people to put a quarter of a million loving dollars worth of faith in the studio that brought us Real Snowglobe?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 22:01 |
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Reiterpallasch posted:they unironcally can't afford my consulting fee I think OP has covered this and what they can and can't afford is none of your drat business, tyvm
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 22:06 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:OP why on earth didn't you guys just grab a copy of RPG Maker and crank out a little indie JRPG rather then asking people to put a quarter of a million loving dollars worth of faith in the studio that brought us Real Snowglobe? i worked on the soundtrack for an rpg maker JRPG in the downtime from running tuptaluk, basically rpg maker is a piece of poo poo and you spend most of your time with rpg maker modding the base engines ruby scripting to make basic things you want to do possible, and even then it is horribly optimized and lags on good computers. you would be better off with unity or game maker or something.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 22:09 |
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pog boyfriend posted:i worked on the soundtrack for an rpg maker JRPG in the downtime from running tuptaluk, basically rpg maker is a piece of poo poo and you spend most of your time with rpg maker modding the base engines ruby scripting to make basic things you want to do possible, and even then it is horribly optimized and lags on good computers. you would be better off with unity or game maker or something. Hey buddy if you haven't made a big time videogame then please don't criticize my approach I'm a small studio and I work real hard ok!!
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 22:12 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Hey buddy if you haven't made a big time videogame then please don't criticize my approach I'm a small studio and I work real hard ok!! its all true i'm at a big company and look how i'm spending my day
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 22:18 |
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Reiterpallasch posted:its all true i'm at a big company and look how i'm spending my day Yeah and how many successful crowdfundings has your, so-called, AAA company had? Oh, zero? Yeah please don't comment you clearly have no idea what you're talking about my pitch is excellent . . . .
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 22:20 |
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OP is your full name Ronald? If so, why do you choose to go with the cookie-cutter nickname Ron when you could use the daring and innovative Nald?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 22:38 |
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I want a screenshot of this thread from OP's point of view Where every post has the ignored user thing gently caress you and your bad game devbox
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 22:47 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Yeah and how many successful crowdfundings has your, so-called, AAA company had? Oh, zero? Yeah please don't comment you clearly have no idea what you're talking about my pitch is excellent . . . . does an ipo count as crowdfunding
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:01 |
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Reiterpallasch posted:does an ipo count as crowdfunding That's just regular funding.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:02 |
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i didn't read this thread but if anyone's going to make a game named after a French revolutionary month, it should be an adaption of Emile Zola's Germinal
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:06 |
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Mods, after some discussion with hyperdevbox via PMs, they want to change the thread title back to "Thermidor - Juicy Screenies" but are too shy to request it themselves, them being new and all. Could one of you please assist? Thank you in advance
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:12 |
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I don't like anime, find jrpgs boring and terrible, and don't know or care about the french revolution because I'm not in high school history class anymore and the thing that I hate the most about your game is the awful 3d models. If you can't do good 3d, don't go for that weird uncanny valley level of trying-to-be-realistic-but-falling-short 3d like you have. It's complete garbage poo poo. Use caricatures of 3d models like old school 3d games (i hear final fantasy 7 is a jrpg), use 2d sprites, use cg, use whatever your lovely agarest games used, anything but what you have now.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:24 |
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boy are my arms tired posted:Mods, after some discussion with hyperdevbox via PMs, they want to change the thread title back to "Thermidor - Juicy Screenies" but are too shy to request it themselves, them being new and all. Could one of you please assist? Thank you in advance the screenies have to be juicier this time. They were dry and mealy before
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:26 |
Juicy screenys are all well and good, but I would prefer to see a real hearty vid, get to the meat of an actual demo.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:40 |
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Reiterpallasch posted:also OP i'm probably on your ignore list but i'm a huge loving weeaboo, have beaten final fantasy v something like 22 times, and was pursuing a history minor with my senior thesis on the french revolution so if your pitch didn't work on me it's not going to work on literally anyone have you not seen the juicy screenies?
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 00:31 |
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This is going to end well
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 00:35 |
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The best part is that this thread and the one before it has by orders of magnitude more discussion focused on the game than anywhere else, and the reason for that is because the entire project is a hilarious train wreck piece of garbage that's fun to laugh at. The hyper developers that have paid money to register and post here are clueless about who they're talking to, or what sort of culture exists on these forums. It's too entertaining to look away at this point. There will never be a game. You have failed, Development Cubicle.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:24 |
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Apparently they posted an update on the campaign including the juiciest part of their game, the theme song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgjS532bsJE
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:47 |
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Jesus Christ. Suggestion: Revolutionary classics like say "Le Chant du Depart" or "Ah, Ca Ira" are all in the public domain. Just make remixes and leitmotifs based on them instead of whatever... that was.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 02:01 |
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 02:05 |
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WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH THE MARSEILLAISE
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 02:06 |
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Chadina posted:Apparently they posted an update on the campaign including the juiciest part of their game, the theme song! Even the anime opening is about the loving tavern scenario So that's why there were no attack animations, the game is an SRPG about running away from soldiers
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 02:13 |
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Okay so these Swiss Guards show up and the protagonist has clearly done something wrong, answers the door with a rifle which he drops when he sees who it is. He is wanted for some kind of crime and in running away from the consequences of his actions he also steals produce from a hardworking street vendor who is probably on a lower economic scale than the son of a family who own and run a successful tavern that has enough cashflow to afford to laugh about spilling and ruining several full meals' worth of food. These are our heroes, people.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 02:26 |
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Chadina posted:Apparently they posted an update on the campaign including the juiciest part of their game, the theme song! This is just embarrassing now. I'm ashamed for HoopaDoobJoob, because they clearly have no shame of their own.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 02:48 |
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I don't know what you guys are complaining about this only makes me more excited for Thermmeirrd - Tactical Tavern Simulator
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 02:53 |
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Don't despair guys, at least there's one game being made set in the French Revolution and actually featuring guillotines. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3802279&pagenumber=4#post468059497 OP you should come work for me instead. I think my indiegogo will reach at least 850, possibly even 900 dollars!
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 02:58 |
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oh my god that sequence and the music are just trash off with its head
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:01 |
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kukrunkarmaskin posted:Don't despair guys, at least there's one game being made set in the French Revolution and actually featuring guillotines. Your game is probably more playable than theirs, too.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:10 |
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I was like 'well this is just kinda generic I really don't get what the problem is' and then the singing started and my ears started bleeding and now I'm dead from the bad song
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:11 |
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Chadina posted:Apparently they posted an update on the campaign including the juiciest part of their game, the theme song! So this little shitbird did something so offensive that it gets at a minimum eight guys to come to the family's tavern after hours, bust the door down, then chase him through the streets of Paris. And the second he sees them he knows they're after him, so he knows what he did. I can understand why he'd run on impulse, but do you know what the guards would do if they lost him? They'd go back to the tavern and at best trash the place, but probably kill his dad, his mum, and his wee doggy too. And this is at the beginning of the French Revolution, so the power to restrain those sorts of men would absolutely not exist, or where it did, would not be exercised, because who can afford to piss off a guard captain and all his friends over some pissant tavern? My other immediate thought was this one; Justin Credible posted:Okay so these Swiss Guards show up and the protagonist has clearly done something wrong, answers the door with a rifle which he drops when he sees who it is. He is wanted for some kind of crime and in running away from the consequences of his actions he also steals produce from a hardworking street vendor who is probably on a lower economic scale than the son of a family who own and run a successful tavern that has enough cashflow to afford to laugh about spilling and ruining several full meals' worth of food. Though all that said, seeing the storyboard to the intro is the first sign of an existing game since the first Juicy Screenies dropped so I suppose it is something, however paltry that something may be.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:19 |
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OP if you post your ignored users list and it's longer than mine, I'll donate an incredibly small amount of money towards making this game. It could be just the thing you need to get the ball rolling!
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:40 |
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The new thread broke my immersion no one is this dumb. Whose alt account is this anyway?
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:44 |
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Reiterpallasch posted:WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH THE MARSEILLAISE Wait I didn't get that far, did it sample it at some point? Otherwise if you meant me, nothing, it's another great, just wanted to rep some other classics.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:52 |
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Justin Credible posted:Okay so these Swiss Guards show up and the protagonist has clearly done something wrong, answers the door with a rifle which he drops when he sees who it is. He is wanted for some kind of crime and in running away from the consequences of his actions he also steals produce from a hardworking street vendor who is probably on a lower economic scale than the son of a family who own and run a successful tavern that has enough cashflow to afford to laugh about spilling and ruining several full meals' worth of food. To the lampposts!
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:54 |
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Chadina posted:Apparently they posted an update on the campaign including the juiciest part of their game, the theme song! Well, it is a JRPG. Emphasis on the 'J', 'RP' theoretically possible, 'G' so far nonexistent. Also, isn't this story pretty much just Disney's Aladdin except the Princess has a
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 04:02 |
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Ok well I mistook a broom for a rifle that's my bad. But he still drops the broom in reaction, knowing they are there for him and perpetrates a theft as well.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 04:23 |
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I like the french revolution and I like tactical rpg's. Disappointed when I started this thread and found out it was actually a trainwreck comedy thread and not a thread about a game that exits or will ever exist. Still, accepting this for what it is, could someone link to the original thread? Sounds like a good time. VVV Ah, I should have checked the goldmine, thanks. LibbyM fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Jan 7, 2017 |
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LibbyM posted:I like the french revolution and I like tactical rpg's. Disappointed when I started this thread and found out it was actually a trainwreck comedy thread and not a thread about a game that exits or will ever exist. lol it's been goldmined: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3793353
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