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FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.
My mom was once embarrassed by her cell phone going off while she was at an opera recital.

The phone was turned off at the time to avoid just that situation.

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
http://i.imgur.com/2LMU3Bf.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/N1o8l3n.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/YxeIIet.gifv

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

I'm the one chicken at the very end who totally flubs the jump :henget:

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

FredMSloniker posted:

My mom was once embarrassed by her cell phone going off while she was at an opera recital.

The phone was turned off at the time to avoid just that situation.

Apparently not

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
His mom thinks that if the screen is "off", the whole phone is off.

If she was a movie villain, she'd be on a mission to destroy computer data, and then only shoot the monitors.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

His mom thinks that if the screen is "off", the whole phone is off.

If she was a movie villain, she'd be on a mission to destroy computer data, and then only shoot the monitors.

BallisticClipboard
Feb 18, 2013

Such a good worker!


Found these going through the gifs I made.




I think this would probably make a cool avatar. I made this a few years back using some Japanese band's music video. If anyone happens to know who the band is please tell me.

BallisticClipboard has a new favorite as of 17:10 on Jan 7, 2017

cofaigh
Dec 30, 2006
Ha ha... dangly parts

BallisticClipboard posted:


I think this would probably make a cool avatar. I made this a few years back using some Japanese band's music video. If anyone happens to know who the band is please tell me.

Polysics.

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

His mom thinks that if the screen is "off", the whole phone is off.

Actually, no. She thought that if she shut down the phone, the phone would actually shut down completely. She didn't realize that it was, in fact, still running at low power so that it could 'helpfully' sound her pill reminder alarm.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

FredMSloniker posted:

Actually, no. She thought that if she shut down the phone, the phone would actually shut down completely. She didn't realize that it was, in fact, still running at low power so that it could 'helpfully' sound her pill reminder alarm.

The phone is off if you shut it off. The only way to put it into low power mode is to manually enable that option, and it tells you right there "Hey, all this does is stop emails and some visual effects."

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

woah

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The phone is off if you shut it off.

No, it really isn't. Or, at least, hers isn't. And neither is mine. I set an alarm for 8:43 (it being 8:41 at the time), then tapped 'power off' and waited for it to completely shut down. It duly turned itself back on at 8:43 to sound the alarm. I don't know if that's an Android thing in general or our phones in particular, but it's definitely a thing that happens.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

FredMSloniker posted:

No, it really isn't. Or, at least, hers isn't. And neither is mine. I set an alarm for 8:43 (it being 8:41 at the time), then tapped 'power off' and waited for it to completely shut down. It duly turned itself back on at 8:43 to sound the alarm. I don't know if that's an Android thing in general or our phones in particular, but it's definitely a thing that happens.

That's been a thing for a long time but we aren't supposed to be talking about it OH GOD THEY'RE COMING FOR ME HOW AM I TYPING THIS DISREGARD

*dies in full extraordinary rendition pose*


Dictated but not read.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



More ...


marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

AlmightyBob posted:

The new car boys is a really good one

The new Touch the Skyrim is pretty great too, especially towards the end.

Internet Wizard posted:

Apparently not

My phone will power on to ring an alarm, I have found. I mean, there's turning off the screen, and then there's pressing the button that says "Power Off." I can press that one and it will still ring the alarm.

marshmallow creep has a new favorite as of 00:17 on Jan 8, 2017

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The phone is off if you shut it off. The only way to put it into low power mode is to manually enable that option, and it tells you right there "Hey, all this does is stop emails and some visual effects."
Androids by default will power themselves on for alarms. You have to go into the alarm settings and manually disable that function.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

and to the right, just off camera, sits poo poo bot the fecker, whose only purpose on this planet of ours is to wear the trollface grin while shmoooosshing batteries ineffably efficiently from the right conveyor to the left in the laziest fashion imaginable.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

You know things are getting bad when even the I Love Lucy reboot gets automated.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I want to be in an opera or something when an amber alert goes off, I bet that's annoying as gently caress.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Ghostlight posted:

Androids by default will power themselves on for alarms. You have to go into the alarm settings and manually disable that function.

This isn't an Android thing. It's something individual manufacturers can do, but not every one does it.

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich

cofaigh posted:

Polysics.
Welp I found something rad to listen to now, thanks!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
http://i.imgur.com/wGw2bkk.mp4

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

WWI was a strange time where many new forms of warfare were attempted.

https://giant.gfycat.com/FabulousShamefulHeron.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/aQ9m6W4.gifv

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Dreadwroth posted:

Welp I found something rad to listen to now, thanks!

Their lead guitarist/singer is amazing to watch live. He must lose like ten pounds just sweating because he never stops moving.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Grem posted:

I want to be in an opera or something when an amber alert goes off, I bet that's annoying as gently caress.

Only fools don't turn those off.
(I've been in meetings where there's been multiple phones going off for the same alert, we make fun of them)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

At first I didn't see them blowing on it so I had a hell of a time figuring out what could make a frozen soap bubble go Prince Rupert's on a time delay.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
http://i.imgur.com/zRjtMV2.webm
http://i.imgur.com/DJuOIa9.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/cub4oMF.mp4

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
http://i.imgur.com/deG0KR2.webm

http://i.imgur.com/2Gi9NBh.webm

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
http://i.imgur.com/mqDsnVb.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/AmBBJa3.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/cVq1DFY.gifv

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

http://i.imgur.com/EKCTeK0.gifv

Roctavian
Feb 23, 2011


i'm the tire falling off the truck in the foreground

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Jamsque
May 31, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/yz9VjOQ.gifv

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