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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Mmmh, that's the good stu-

quote:


:vince:

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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Flaggy posted:

We can crush cans, but lets go ahead and see what it does to tampons and maxi pads.

It's good that they test these things in a realistic environment.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Simpsons shitposting has been my lighthouse in the stormy 2016 seas

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Flaggy posted:

We can crush cans, but lets go ahead and see what it does to tampons and maxi pads.

That guy had an awful lot of feminine hygiene products and women's shoes at his disposal.

I wonder if he got rid of his girlfriend.

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
I think at least one of these have been posted before but my life is 95% simpsons shitposts so its hard to keep things straight













Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Why the gently caress is there a Saul Williams text-to-speech?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

So what's that feckin sqiggle then

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Karate Bastard posted:

So what's that feckin sqiggle then

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
YES THAT ONE

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Karate Bastard posted:

So what's that feckin sqiggle then

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


It could not be more simple. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's gonna get it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-NH6TGZTcc

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


goddamn

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

beautiful

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Well I feel foolish

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.


Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

god

drat

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

tell me more

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






:eyepop:

right into my veins

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Martin's Game

Chapter 1

Mother, Father the tests came in and I'll be going to space forever now.



Martin, son this is a Halloween episo—

Let him go dear, just let him go

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

I don't understand either of these and I feel like I'm missing out. :11tea:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


DeusExMachinima posted:

I don't understand either of these and I feel like I'm missing out. :11tea:

You are. Watch the first ten seasons of The Simpsons immediately.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


:popeye:

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Dabir posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdgQJEdTA

The greatest injustice is that hydraulic presses got popular but this little beauty is left out in the cold.

It's more impressive if you put it in reverse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyygU1cU0k

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

DeusExMachinima posted:

I don't understand either of these and I feel like I'm missing out. :11tea:

The first one is the origin story of Sideshow Bob, smashed together with this previously linked clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-NH6TGZTcc

The second is this "My Dinner With Andre" gag featuring Martin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V91Y7MRw7eo
smashed with this quintessitial Principal Skinner bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

:thejoke: x 4 combo

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Tiggum posted:

You are. Watch the first ten seasons of The Simpsons immediately.

And then stop. Watch no further.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

And honestly no one will fault you if you skip season 10

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmf-TW5rWiY

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Honestly the Simpsons the last few years has been as good as it ever was.

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto


Except I guess pointing West, East, East, and Downtown.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Hyperlynx posted:

And then stop. Watch no further.

I have always said this

But now FX has an Apple TV app with a Simpsons randomizer and I thought what the hell, and it showed me some recent episodes and what the gently caress, they actually seemed about the same as some of the ones from the first few seasons comedy-wise

I don't know what to think anymore

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



PCOS Bill posted:

Honestly the Simpsons the last few years has been as good as it ever was.

god drat you are such a low effort troll


Data Graham posted:

I have always said this

But now FX has an Apple TV app with a Simpsons randomizer and I thought what the hell, and it showed me some recent episodes and what the gently caress, they actually seemed about the same as some of the ones from the first few seasons comedy-wise

I don't know what to think anymore
pcos puppet account fyi

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Data Graham posted:

I don't know how to feel just now

FTFY. It's like you've never seen a 90kg man thrown over far less than 300m.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

PCOS Bill posted:

Honestly the Simpsons the last few years has been as good as it ever was.

And this is why everyone should have you on ignore.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Hyperlynx posted:

And then stop. Watch no further.

Season 11 has some decent episodes

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