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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
I guess he made Ezeli feel important in a way, checks out

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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Crazy Ted posted:

John "Hot Plate" Williams
Hot Rod Williams is an extremely cool name in hindsight. You can't have names that ostentatiously cool anymore though as it would be gauche.

Also for Harden please never forget his tier 2 nickname, Jimmy Free Throws.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
He is also The Door Stopper Pee Pee Man

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Rock Chalk Cock Knock

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Bush Did Outer Heaven posted:

whole league gonna feel

the sweetest payne

if i knew how to play this game

inbetween pleasure and payne

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Javale McGee looks like if Steph finally hit puberty

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

EvanTH posted:

Javale McGee looks like if Steph finally hit puberty

lol goddamn

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
It's crazy that out of the three ex Mavs on the Grizz only 39 year old Vince is healthy. I really wish we could see them at full strength.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/817790869696704512

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

EvanTH posted:

Javale McGee looks like if Steph finally hit puberty

*in Steve Nash voice* brutal

ScooterMcTiny
Apr 7, 2004

straight up brolic posted:

KD is a waiter getting berated by a customer and being forced by company policy to say "y'know what, you're absolutely right, I'm going to go to the back and get that sorted out"

Pretty sure in this case whatever Draymond was yelling at him was actually right. That last Warriors possession was awful.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
The warriors have a strong commitment to their refusal to run a pick and roll with the best pick and roll personal in the league

something about cooties

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

EvanTH posted:

Javale McGee looks like if Steph finally hit puberty

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Tae posted:

The warriors have a strong commitment to their refusal to run a pick and roll with the best pick and roll personal in the league

something about cooties

lol

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

unreal

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

Goldmine

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Between Baalke getting fired and Draymond it's been a tough stretch for smash mouth

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Did smashmouth melt down after the finals

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

ScooterMcTiny posted:

Pretty sure in this case whatever Draymond was yelling at him was actually right. That last Warriors possession was awful.
it doesn't matter who was right, it's the wrong way to treat other people

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



straight up brolic posted:

it doesn't matter who was right, it's the wrong way to treat other people

In this case I'd argue it's exactly the right way even though I'm only half clear on what happened

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
As is so often the case, Smash Mouth is right

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Is smash mouth telling Draymond Green, an all star, to just get his game on and go play 🤔🤔🤔

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

straight up brolic posted:

it doesn't matter who was right, it's the wrong way to treat other people

make Emily Post's Etiquette in Society mandatory rookie orientation reading imo

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Why didn't Green name check Durant in his rant?

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...

Spoeank posted:

Is smash mouth telling Draymond Green, an all star, to just get his game on and go play 🤔🤔🤔

All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars blow a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Spoeank posted:

Is smash mouth telling Draymond Green, an all star, to just get his game on and go play 🤔🤔🤔

you're thinking of Javale McGee whose head gets dumb.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



chunkles posted:

make Emily Low Post's Etiquette in The Paint mandatory rookie orientation reading imo

Write that poo poo!

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Mr. Mambold posted:

Write that poo poo!

lol

Never post up a man for more than 5 seconds without scoring, because that is bitch poo poo, something that Mark Jackson would do - Emily Low Post

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Femur posted:

Why didn't Green name check Durant in his rant?

The reporter's question was probably about him and Durant so instead of digging deeper he did the politic thing of spreading blame to the whole team.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Tonight's Pistons-Blazers game has been postponed until tomorrow due to ice storms in Portland

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

According to Stein, Portland wants to trade for Chandler to fix their defense

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

As in Tyson Chandler?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Wrong thread again

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

straight up brolic posted:

As in Tyson Chandler?

no chandler bing

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Evan Turner for Tyson Chandler - who says no?

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



chunkles posted:

lol

Never post up a man for more than 5 seconds without scoring, because that is bitch poo poo, something that Mark Jackson would do - Emily Low Post

Never kick out for a maybe 3,
dumping the load on the perimeter guy
when you're only a eurostep out
or posting up fearfully.
Because I wouldn't stop,
Boogie kindly stopped for me.

- Emily Low Post Dickinson

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Femur posted:

Why didn't Green name check Durant in his rant?

He knows calling Durant out like that would just destroy him mentally. I mean even more so than he already is.

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Papercut posted:

The reporter's question was probably about him and Durant so instead of digging deeper he did the politic thing of spreading blame to the whole team.

You don't feel a roleplayer blaming the reigning unanimous MVP is digging deeper?

Then again, Steph might not feel the normal pressures of male machismo

https://imgur.com/a/SHxto

Femur fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Jan 8, 2017

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Kyle Korver sort of looks like Billy Bob Thorton in a bad way.

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