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referred to Marco Rubio instead of lil marco.
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Jan 5, 2017 19:01
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carved mirrored letter T into cheek in attempt to discredit the trumpstaffel
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Jan 5, 2017 20:12
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After food regulation gets banned by a new amendment, the local food processing factory accidentally irradiates their product. One of the plant's new Lettuce-Style Nutrient Sheets ends up in My Carl Jr's Ration Deluxe, which causes my kidneys to fail overnight. Jaundice turns my skin yellowish-brown and makes speech difficult, which private Freedom Enforcement patrolmen mistake for an accent. After a moment of bickering over which race's detention center to send me to, one of them gets impatient and shoots me.
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Jan 5, 2017 21:02
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Pulled dick out for Harambe
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Jan 5, 2017 22:06
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Was caught in bed with Bush Brothers steak instead of Trump steak.
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Jan 6, 2017 03:00
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Clapped for JEB!
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Jan 6, 2017 03:24
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:"Come to South Carolina," Graham said of Trump, "and I'll beat his brains out." called the president "the new log"
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After Trump tweeted “Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!” I did some DNA testing and discovered that the meat in the taco bowl was made out of actual Hispanics.
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Jan 6, 2017 04:58
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Laughed visibly at Rosie O'Donnell's role in Curb Your Enthusiasm in front of a webcam
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Jan 6, 2017 08:46
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Asked about a science
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Dudeabides posted:Clapped for JEB!
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Jan 6, 2017 17:29
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"political conspiracy" to undermine federal and state government      
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Jan 6, 2017 17:32
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I'm Jewish, but don't want to move to Israel (They don't loving understand salsa)
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Jan 6, 2017 17:34
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didn't have a thigh gap
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Jan 7, 2017 22:41
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Made a joke about sending dentatas to all the white house interns
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Jan 7, 2017 22:44
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I sat down with Donnie and told him: "Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
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Jan 7, 2017 22:58
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Thump! posted:I sat down with Donnie and told him: "Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth." Same
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Jan 7, 2017 22:59
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Thump! posted:I sat down with Donnie and told him: "Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth." Joked about dickwolves
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Jan 7, 2017 23:46
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Paper With Lines posted:referred to Marco Rubio instead of lil marco. its liddle L I D D L E whos that knocking at the door? oh poo poo the goldshirts are here post strong comra
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Jan 7, 2017 23:46
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The Glumslinger posted:I'm Jewish, but don't want to move to Israel (They don't loving understand salsa) Im Jeb! and I dont understand guac
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Jan 7, 2017 23:47
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Referred to lil Marco instead of liddle Marco
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Jan 8, 2017 00:40
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openly pined for the usfl and wondered who brought its demise
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Jan 8, 2017 02:22
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Failed to acknowledge that this was indeed, the "Willennium"
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Jan 8, 2017 02:48
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Played a Muslim character in an online RPG
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Dudeabides posted:Failed to acknowledge that this was indeed, the "Willennium"
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Jan 8, 2017 04:56
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Executed during the "Trump hand purge" for having illegal hands larger than the president's.
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Jan 9, 2017 14:29
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Executed for having a problem "down there".
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Jan 9, 2017 16:41
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Energy levels were way too high
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Jan 9, 2017 16:48
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Watched the Golden Globes. Didn't fill in his Tang-ness' Mad Lib tweet about Meryl Streep.
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Jan 9, 2017 17:17
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Honorably sacrificed along with 9,999 others to keep Trump's psychic powers alive inside the golden throne for another day.
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Jan 9, 2017 17:42
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Died while undergoing cinematic value readjustment during seventieth consecutive screening of Zapped.
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Jan 9, 2017 17:55
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Jan 10, 2017 02:28
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Michael Corleone posted:Executed for having a problem "down there". n o p r o b l e m i c a n a s s u r e y o u
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Mariana Horchata posted:insu-bored-ination oooooh buiurrnn!!!!!!
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Jan 10, 2017 02:37
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Found Guilty Of Shitposting Faster Than Trumm
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Jan 10, 2017 02:38
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downloaded that browser plugin that changes "politically correct" to "treating people with respect"
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Jan 10, 2017 02:43
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change my name posted:downloaded that browser plugin that changes "politically correct" to "treating people with respect" Same, but the one that does "SJW" to "skeleton" or "transcended race" to "was retroactively deemed safe by white people".
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Jan 10, 2017 02:56
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wrote a plugin that changes "thoughts and prayers" to "eye rolls"
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Proven wrong by heroic patriot after declaring/begging mouth to be a Gun Free Zone.
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