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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
my thread about male fag hags where Abe made one of the only funny posts in his life

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3601574

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

I'm sorry to say that wasn't a funny post

*scrubs single stained "Potential Abe Funnies" chalkboard tally mark away on pristine blackboard*

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Target is selling these as we speak: http://www.target.com/p/men-s-slim-straight-jeans-medium-wash-with-repair-mossimo-supply-co/-/A-50970628

Fashion is cyclical. I hope low rise flared jeans for women don't come back, or that awful faux whiskered fading.

I'm surprised bell bottoms haven't come back yet

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I'm surprised bell bottoms haven't come back yet

I seem to recall them being back in for a couple months a few years back v0v

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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If Pauly Shore couldn't keep it in style then no one could.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

If Pauly Shore couldn't keep it in style then no one could.

The man is a fashion icon

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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He's still got a skinny face for that body. Good for him.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

EL BROMANCE posted:

Yes, that was the Terrible Secret of Space, with the pusher robot and shover robot



I still cant decide if this is shameful or brilliant, I suppose it can be both

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Powaqoatse posted:

Those dudes are pretty cool & rapey imo. Like our fratboys of yore.

Douchey fratboys... douchey fratboys never change

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I like stairs

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


My house is protected.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

we are the Funyuns posted:

My house is protected.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Syd Midnight posted:



I still cant decide if this is shameful or brilliant, I suppose it can be both

My boyfriend read this and said "that's so stupid, it's 'do you have a second floor' or something"

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

My boyfriend read this and said "that's so stupid, it's 'do you have a second floor' or something"

I must be old-fashioned but interspecies relationships weird me out

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol if you have a floor without goonstairs

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Powaqoatse posted:

lol if you have a floor without goonstairs

Goonstares make me anxious.

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

Powaqoatse posted:

lol if you have a floor without goonstairs

There's only one kind of goonstairs I care about, and it's:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



solid

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



actually its a huge issue towalk up softwood stairs, theyre so cold. and i can put my fut thru it just by being fat

anyway if you ewanna make stairs irl you gotta use like pine or fir. like real wood and not weird isolation poo poo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

mahogany stairs. heirloom-quality staircase.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Powaqoatse posted:

actually its a huge issue towalk up softwood stairs, theyre so cold. and i can put my fut thru it just by being fat

anyway if you ewanna make stairs irl you gotta use like pine or fir. like real wood and not weird isolation poo poo

Try not being so fat you break the stairs?

Wait, goonstairs. My bad.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Groverhaus gave us the glorious, amazing phrase "load-bearing drywall."

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RFC2324 posted:

Try not being so fat you break the stairs?

Wait, goonstairs. My bad.

4 days it takes to walk up the stairs. so hard

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
A little late, but the reason the thing with Oddjob and Pele was considered so hilarious at the time was not so much because of Pele's attention whore tendencies, but because Pele was a loving land whale.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Powaqoatse posted:

actually its a huge issue towalk up softwood stairs, theyre so cold. and i can put my fut thru it just by being fat

anyway if you ewanna make stairs irl you gotta use like pine or fir. like real wood and not weird isolation poo poo

pine is a softwood

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

InediblePenguin posted:

pine is a softwood

So is fir. :shrug:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



People seem to confuse density and weight of woods with whether it's a "hardwood" or "softwood". The classification has to do with how the seeds are formed.

Softwood = conifers (gymnosperm)
Hardword = flowering tree (angiosperm)

Balsa is a hardwood, but I'm not building a dresser out of it.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

flosofl posted:

People seem to confuse density and weight of woods with whether it's a "hardwood" or "softwood". The classification has to do with how the seeds are formed.

Softwood = conifers (gymnosperm)
Hardword = flowering tree (angiosperm)

Balsa is a hardwood, but I'm not building a dresser out of it.

The classifications generally are used by people to describe what's useful for furniture and flooring.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

flosofl posted:

People seem to confuse density and weight of woods with whether it's a "hardwood" or "softwood". The classification has to do with how the seeds are formed.

Softwood = conifers (gymnosperm)
Hardword = flowering tree (angiosperm)

Balsa is a hardwood, but I'm not building a dresser out of it.
I knew an Angie O'Sperm in college.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





FactsAreUseless posted:

I knew an Angie O'Sperm in college.

I studied whoreticulture

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Groverhaus gave us the glorious, amazing phrase "load-bearing drywall."

I know next to nothing about houses amd house construction, but this got a genuine laugh from me. :golfclap:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It's worryingly similar to the load bearing poster from The Simpsons. A cartoon.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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:grovertoot:

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Anil Dasharez0ne posted:

There's only one kind of goonstairs I care about, and it's:



Hey you try storing a prototype F-35 laser generator under your staircase some time and then tell me your stairs don't need insulation.



:tinfoil:

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Anil Dasharez0ne posted:

There's only one kind of goonstairs I care about, and it's:



i'm not misremembering that people literally got banned for re-posting this picture that he himself shared, am i?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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No sir you are not.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Why did they get banned lol

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

technically mod sass, right? it was a different time

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Oh I never knew grover was a mod. Guess I always missed that part

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Grover was going to be demodded from GIP but since GIP kept complaining about him they decided to keep grover as mod for longer just to prove a point.

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