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KomodoWagon posted:Why is he the lecher and not RoC? I am not a lecher so I cannot comment.
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jerk off instructions
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 20:40 |
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https://twitter.com/ShanghaiExpat/status/816944730781007872 china always breaking records!
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 20:46 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:https://twitter.com/ShanghaiExpat/status/816944730781007872 We can only hope the little emperor piloting it goes bezerk and crushes the city.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 21:30 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:It's a car with a mirror where you can see out but not in. Oh! I saw one like that where like a panel truck was driving around Tokyo and people were screwing in there but passersby didn't see it but the camera was in the so you could see it, because it was a porno.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 21:44 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:https://twitter.com/ShanghaiExpat/status/816944730781007872 These records are getting awfully specific. What next? World's largest postcard of a bowl on top of a red and blue striped table that's addressed to Harold Morphet of 126 Jacob's street? (it's a regular sized postcard)
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 22:37 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:jerk off instructions these bizarre categories like jerk off instructions and (NOT) my step mom have taken the porn world by storm for some reason
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 00:08 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:jerk off instructions Finally!
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 00:22 |
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if you want to feel the depression of the cultural revolution in kinda real-time, follow https://twitter.com/GPCR50
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:12 |
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japan just took pictures of chinas new "indigenous" aircraft carrier sitting in drydock and china is pissed that now everyone knows its a lovely kuznetsov knockoff complete with ski jump https://english.kyodonews.jp/photos/2016/12/448328.html
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:25 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:jerk off instructions its a sub thing
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:32 |
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Step 1: whip it out
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:24 |
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get in the robot lecher
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:59 |
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My boss showed this to me (since it's going around Wechat). There was a class thing to bring a fish to class and show it off. I wonder how many of the fish died in the next day or two anyway.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:07 |
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More kebab crackdowns Beijing pollution: Police force to combat toxic smog - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-38545649
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:17 |
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mcvey posted:Step 1: whip it out Step 2: whip it good LOVE, VITALIS
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:20 |
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Fojar38 posted:japan just took pictures of chinas new "indigenous" aircraft carrier sitting in drydock and china is pissed that now everyone knows its a lovely kuznetsov knockoff complete with ski jump Wow! Copied right down to the very panel and porthole. Is this is China's version of the Tupolev Tu-4 design process? Well, I don't think we have to worry about China building real (CATOBAR) aircraft carriers for quite a while.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:23 |
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^^^^^^^Fishes HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA New name, same poo poo. China #28 https://www.hongkongfp.com/2017/01/07/new-logo-baffling-makeover-cctvs-global-push/ quote:When the 19th Party Congress rolls around next autumn, it will mark the tenth anniversary of the Chinese Communist Party’s first inclusion of the term “soft power” in its crucial political report, perhaps the best view we have of thinking at the highest levels of the country’s leadership.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:26 |
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peanut posted:More kebab crackdowns This is very Caligula of them.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:29 |
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oohhboy posted:^^^^^^^Fishes HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ----------- Last night, Uncle Haier helped his boss's daughter with her overwhelming homework. Since the school's Spring Festival holiday begins at the end of this coming week, the school has to make sure the kids have no free time to enjoy the holiday. She had a stack of what looked like three dozen worksheets to do. She has to memorize multiple songs (in English) to perform in front of the class. She has to read 20 Chinese books and write book reports about each. She has to memorize some classic Chinese texts, as well as do worksheets on them. I believe she also has to read three English books and write about them. On top of this, she has one big bound worksheet book that has to be finished. All of this done in their three weeks of "holiday" from school, where many kids are going to other provinces to see grandparents and relatives and stuck in that poo poo show of constant meals, weddings, and walks in the park with old people. We spent an hour doing her English worksheets and, even with my help, we were only 1/3rd of the way through. I can't imagine how long it would take her or other kids to do it alone, especially since her English is quite good. When I arrived to help her, her dad was already helping her do the math portion. The kid and family just want a drat holiday. My boss wants her kid to have a childhood. loving LMAO at how retarded Chinese education is while forcing kids to exchange their entire youth for it. I asked her how the teacher can grade a billion worksheets done by 50 kids, and she said the teacher won't check each answer, only look at the paper to see that it has writing on it.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 04:34 |
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Haier posted:I stopped reading after that. Who are worse? Chinese experts, or experts on China? gently caress if I care at this point. Both equally are nonsensical.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 04:40 |
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Yeah I was told we are required to give vacation homework, and they don't care if we actually grade it or not. If we don't give a pile of homework, the parents complain to the school and since they're paying us $texas to go there we have to minimize that. Fortunately we are given wide latitude in our classes and how we handle our curricula. I give the vacation homework because it's required but I give as little as possible and don't actually expect them to do it on vacation. First day I tell them I'm sure you all did your vacation homework and and really enjoyed it but juuuuuuuuuuuust in case I'm not going to collect anything until next week. And I read every word, this "don't actually grade it they just need busywork" poo poo is dumb and I refuse.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 04:41 |
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Haier posted:I asked her how the teacher can grade a billion worksheets done by 50 kids, and she said the teacher won't check each answer, only look at the paper to see that it has writing on it. First week in Korea I was told to mark 80 essays that my predecessor had assigned to the students. Luckily they were only 1.5 - 2 page essays and I was given them Friday night, and they were due on Monday. I read them all, marked the grammar, spelling, commented on points the students made, gave them pointers on essay structure, etc. I handed them back the to head Korean English teacher and he was absolutely flabbergasted. I guess he had never seen someone grade papers like this, because each essay had a paragraph or so of comments at the end and corrections and suggestions all the way through. He told me it was really great work, but then showed me his English grading rubric. Is the essay long enough? - 50% Are there more or less than 10 spelling mistakes? - 25% Are there more or less than 10 grammar mistakes? - 25% The actual content of the essay wasn't even worth anything. "They didn't care". Then I realized that content would be marked in their Korean essays, and all this was, was a way to see if they understood grammar and spelling.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 05:05 |
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ESL is a scourge on humanity that should be purged.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 05:11 |
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I'm just about to leave the house to go skateboard on this sunny 84F/28C day, and checked the AQI. CHINA NUMBAH ONE! HONG KONG NUMBAH THREE! TAIWAN NUMBAH FOUR!!
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 05:22 |
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Nice. I've seen 5 before, and it was the US consulate's reader so it was trustworthy.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 05:26 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:ESL is a scourge on humanity that should be purged. https://my.mixtape.moe/mecben.webm
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 05:26 |
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One of the English teachers at my old university decided she could get the foreign teachers to do all her marking by saying her English wasn't good enough to do it herself so i got about 250 essays dumped on me to mark. I just spend about 10 minutes going through them all writing a random number really big in permanent marker without looking at them and told her boss that since they were obviously having trouble finding English teachers who can speak English to teach at postgraduate level then I would be happy to help them find someone competent. I was never given any extra work again.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 05:57 |
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The Chinese teachers at our "dumb kid" school (also known as the school where there are actually semblances of standards and the students aren't assholes) do seem to actually correct mistakes on the papers, and spend a good amount of time doing it, too. I don't think the kids ever actually review the corrections, but that's probably universal. I never did when I was a high school student. I wasn't allowed to give homework in Korea or correct students' mistakes, so I have no idea about that.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 06:11 |
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I hate going down the pedagogy rabbit hole, but correcting for the sake of correcting is basically a waste of time for everyone involved. If we're talking about high level, college entry type essays or academic papers, then yeah you should mark them up and sit down with the student and explain the correct usage. At that level, the student should have the intrinsic motivation necessary to pay attention and improve (I say should). But for primary or secondary students, you should really only be correcting the specific thing you're teaching at that time. Like if they're loving up punctuation but you're doing a lesson on part participles, your emphasis should be on the past participles. Anything else will be a distraction. And as mentioned the kid isn't going to look at it if you mark it and hand it back. Corrections should be an active part of the lesson if you want them to have any impact. That rubric the Korean teach was using makes me actively angry.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 06:20 |
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don't doxx me
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 06:49 |
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When I was a teacher I once gave a kid with terrible english who wrote a terrible paper and failed all his tests a bad grade and I got told off by my boss since the mother decided the class wasn't working and wanted to pull him out of the classes. Also once I was teaching a class of pretty smart kids to prep them for US or European universities. They all had really good English and were graduates of a nearby international school, so the class was more about how to write essays and do research and junk than anything else. Early on I gave them an assignment to write a paper about why they wanted to go to school abroad, and this one kid who probably had the best English in the class wrote his about how he wanted to go to college in America because American girls had bigger boobs than Chinese girls. Those are my ESL stories.
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Blistex posted:Wow! Copied right down to the very panel and porthole. Is this is China's version of the Tupolev Tu-4 design process? i like the fact that the chinese were apparently trying to hide just how lovely their dumb aircraft carrier is yet they built it in dalian and its visible on google maps
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I was teaching in Taiwan once and a new kid was enrolled in our school. He never sat in a chair and was a constant distraction to those around him. I had the Taiwanese staff ask his mother why he didn't want to do any of the activities or assignments and had no interest in participating in the class. Her response was classic. "He's a genius, he doesn't have to follow the rules."
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Magna Kaser posted:When I was a teacher I once gave a kid with terrible english who wrote a terrible paper and failed all his tests a bad grade and I got told off by my boss since the mother decided the class wasn't working and wanted to pull him out of the classes. If that kid had the balls to actually approach American women instead of hiding in his room eating ramen, good on him!
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Atlas Hugged posted:I was teaching in Taiwan once and a new kid was enrolled in our school. He never sat in a chair and was a constant distraction to those around him. I had the Taiwanese staff ask his mother why he didn't want to do any of the activities or assignments and had no interest in participating in the class. Her response was classic. "He's a genius, he doesn't have to follow the rules." There are no mental illnesses or learning disabilities in the east, those are purely western problems, probably due to poor blood and culture. I knew a chinese malaysian girl with a brother who was clearly mentally ill and needed help. From childhood he refused to study or really participate at school. When he became older he would suddenly become "possessed by a god" and when "possessed" they must treat him with extra respect and not make him do any work or the spirit may get angry. He had trouble with simple tasks, would fly off the handle at random things, and would become "possessed" any time he was really stressed or didn't want to do anything. But he didn't have any sort of disorder, he was actually quite blessed and extremely smart which is why the gods were always near him. I asked if they had ever taken him to a doctor and they said yes, traditional chinese medicine doctor and a monk both said the same thing. The boy is very blessed, very wise. The stigma about any sort of mental illness or impairment in chinese culture is really really sad. So many people with treatable problems, so many kids with issues that some early therapy could help nip in the bud. But nope, too much shame to admit your blood could be defective, would shame your entire family and lineage.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 09:43 |
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Since ESL discussion has come up...quote:you dont realize how much you are constantly being shamed as a white in america or europe until you live in asia, i am not even talking about the general praise you get for being white- its the not constantly being called ugly, fat, stupid, or just worthless- it doesnt happen
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Mameluke posted:Since ESL discussion has come up... ugly fat stupid worthless person alert
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 09:56 |
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Baronjutter posted:There are no mental illnesses or learning disabilities in the east, those are purely western problems, probably due to poor blood and culture. I knew a chinese malaysian girl with a brother who was clearly mentally ill and needed help. From childhood he refused to study or really participate at school. When he became older he would suddenly become "possessed by a god" and when "possessed" they must treat him with extra respect and not make him do any work or the spirit may get angry. He had trouble with simple tasks, would fly off the handle at random things, and would become "possessed" any time he was really stressed or didn't want to do anything. But he didn't have any sort of disorder, he was actually quite blessed and extremely smart which is why the gods were always near him. I asked if they had ever taken him to a doctor and they said yes, traditional chinese medicine doctor and a monk both said the same thing. The boy is very blessed, very wise. I don't think the kid in my story had anything wrong with him. His parents just never enforced any discipline. I saw it all the time in Taiwan and it's common in Bangkok too. Remember, the parents usually only see the kid for like 2 hours or less in the evening if they see them at all and then for maybe one day on the weekend. They're not wrong in thinking that they want that to be quality family time that the kid gets to enjoy, but they go too far in the other direction and refuse to do things that parents have to do, like hold their kids accountable when they're being lovely. There's an expectation that the schools will punish the kids and never the parents, only you can't punish them too badly because every kid is a special snowflake and you just don't understand them. I did have kids with severe mental problems that went completely unaddressed. I'm not a psychologist so I don't try to diagnose, but it's always obvious when something is wrong. Like we had one girl who just completely isolated herself from everyone around her. During breaks she wouldn't play with anyone or really even look at the toys. In class she never engaged with any of the other kids. And she wasn't stupid. She could listen to instructions and complete a worksheet with minimal mistakes. But you just learned to never call on her during reading or speaking class because she would stay completely silent. She wasn't a mute, she just very rarely ever spoke. And I never saw her smile, ever. One Halloween, her mother had her dressed up in an elaborate costume, but from the look on her face all I could think of was, "My whole life is a darkroom. One. Big. Dark. Room." And her mom was taking selfie after selfie with her daughter with this big poo poo eating grin and making me take photos with her and it was just the most depressing thing. Then there was the girl who bit everything and everyone. She lasted a few weeks before her parents decided she wasn't "ready" for school yet. A year later she was back and she was better at not biting, but instead she would steal shoes she liked from other students and hide them to collect later when no one was looking so she could take them home. Then she started handing out 1000NT notes to other students if they were nice to her. Remember, these are early primary students, so when Xiao Pang Du comes home and has 1000NT in his pocket, people start asking questions. The parents didn't even realize she had been stealing money from their wallets. 1000NT is around $30USD.
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So in case you haven't heard, one of the hopefuls to be the next Hong Kong leader went to Beijing last week. When she returned to Hong Kong, she announced the sudden building of a replica of the Palace Museum in West Kowloon, costing billions. Of course this did not go through any of the vetting process or other legal requirements that projects in the West Kowloon Cultural District are supposed to undergo. Since she was taking some heat, the government suddenly made a giant advertisement to the replica Museum in Hong Kong station, one of the busiest stations in Hong Kong. This advertisement costs about one-and-a-half million Hong Kong dollars. The Palace Museum, by the way, is famous for having a special front gate. The Gate of Heavenly Peace, to be exact. In English we call it Tiananmen. People are starting to, predictably, have a field day with this. http://i.imgur.com/F2ELkuP.jpg A bloody handprint. http://i.imgur.com/BHruwei.jpg Sticker of a tank on the travellator handrail http://i.imgur.com/AySJFvU.jpg Photoshops of certain student events So now, cops are patrolling a heavily traveled walkway and extra railway staff have to direct passengers so they can't "improve" the advert.
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