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89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
What Chris Hero looked like in his last NXT run:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMHqc8kgymA

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DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

Sugar Blaster posted:

white boy spotted.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

89 posted:

What Chris Hero looked like in his last NXT run:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMHqc8kgymA

Weekly reminder: Bring Back Aksana

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

sticklefifer posted:

They could easily do a reverse-Itami/Asuka where he comes in and says "I'm known here as Kassius Ohno, but I will now be known as Chris Hero".

The one I'm still miffed about is Apollo Crews. Uhaa Nation was such a badass name and if he'd held off on signing just a bit longer he probably could've kept it.

They might still do that.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

You all know they choose their names, right

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

wrestlers prove themselves time and time again to have bad taste

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Bad Luck Fale

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i think im the only person who thinks Bad Luck Fale is an extremely cool name without a single drop of irony

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

MotU posted:

i think im the only person who thinks Bad Luck Fale is an extremely cool name without a single drop of irony

No, it is in fact very good.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

it's a randomly generated miniboss name from a middling open world video game, so it's perfect for the man

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

MotU posted:

i think im the only person who thinks Bad Luck Fale is an extremely cool name without a single drop of irony

Nah, it's great

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Basic Chunnel posted:

You all know they choose their names, right

I liked when D-Bry kept trying to name his running knees "Knee Plus" and everyone thought it was terrible and ignored him completely

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

EugeneJ posted:

I liked when D-Bry kept trying to name his running knees "Knee Plus" and everyone thought it was terrible and ignored him completely
What are you talking about? I thought it was called "THAT'S THE MOVE THAT BEAT JOHN CENA!"

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Nah, it's great

i mistook a swath of seriousness for irony then

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFBC3toT16o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSZMoMt5eRs

k a s s i u s

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


more like f a t t i u s

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

super macho dude posted:

more like f a t t i u s

I honestly can't wait for this meme to die.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Surely the guy has some weird thyroid or health issues

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

89 posted:

Surely the guy has some weird thyroid or health issues



He had both a back injury and a thyroid issue shortly after getting released from WWE, yes

But also he owns so who gives a gently caress

spongeh
Mar 22, 2009

BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION
hasn't he pretty much said that he hates working out ever and likes to eat a lot

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

spongeh posted:

hasn't he pretty much said that he hates working out ever and likes to eat a lot

So do i. I hope Chris hero does awesome business for the WWE so Vince is on the lookout for the next softbody boy with long dirty blonde hair so I can be his little onscreen buddy

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


The_Rob posted:

I honestly can't wait for this meme to die.

Hero will probaby die long before that meme does

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

super macho dude posted:

Hero will probaby die long before that meme does

Except his conditioning is legit amazing.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

So was Jim Fixx's

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Mob posted:

So was Jim Fixx's

Luckily I don't think Hero was a heavy smoker and hasn't gone through two divorces.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




spongeh posted:

hasn't he pretty much said that he hates working out ever and likes to eat a lot

Yeah, and so did the Bossman.

Don't diss the hosses.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

i do recommend nxt checks the integrity of their ringposts

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Put him in a team with Big Damo and have them face Heavy Machinery and the AOP in a 6-man, 1,800-pound triple threat tag match. The ultimate ring sturdiness test.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


if The Kings Of Wrestling aren't reunited by the end of 2017, I will lose faith in all of wrestling

but more likely just continue to watch the product and gripe about it.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Grozz Nuy posted:

He had both a back injury and a thyroid issue shortly after getting released from WWE, yes

But also he owns so who gives a gently caress

I had my thyroid removed in 2009 and I can attest that you need great portion control and willpower to drop any weight and even then it is super slow

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Maybe they can hook Kassius OhNo up with some DDP Yoga and he can become all slim and svelte like Mick Foley is now

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Hero's got the Performance Center to use now so I'm sure he'll drop some weight

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

KungFu Grip posted:

Hero's got the Performance Center to use now so I'm sure he'll drop some weight

gently caress

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Keep the weight but pack on some more muscles, i want Hero to be Vader huge

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
please get fatter

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

super macho dude posted:

Keep the weight but pack on some more muscles, i want Hero to be Vader huge

He can't gain muscle mass, just lose weight. It's one of the biggest problems he had before leaving NXT last time

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Bard Maddox posted:

please get fatter

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

They should make Owens and Roman wrestle without shirts, too.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Wait until Vince hears the dadbod physique is in. He'll be hiring all the softbodies once he hears about it, so like 2074 when he's just a head in a jar kept alive by sheer stubborn willpower.

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