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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

RatHat posted:

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. I knew nipple irritation during marathons was a thing but I thought they just wore pasties or something. Fully removing their nipples seems a bit extreme.

Compared to actually running a marathon it would be one of the least harmful things they do to their bodies for their sport

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

RatHat posted:

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. I knew nipple irritation during marathons was a thing but I thought they just wore pasties or something. Fully removing their nipples seems a bit extreme.

Did he look like a marathon runner to you?

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Dienes posted:

Did he look like a marathon runner to you?

Well, not yet!

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Yeah I think he's just starting out and really felt like the nipples were his biggest obstacle.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
It's quite obvious that he's one step closer to his very own set of Tit Missiles. Thought y'all knew.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Guess those tiny nipples were a source of shame.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
If you're getting nipple tattoos, go hearts

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Intoluene posted:

Surprisingly, the one with the corset made me cringe the hardest. Jesus Christ, her bones must be hosed from the training she had to do to get in to a corset that thin.

If that's Cathie Jung, the irony is that her husband was an orthopedic surgeon.

Khazar-khum posted:

Most surviving ones go to about a 23"--26" waist. But there were plenty of much bigger women in the 19th c, as is clear from photos and actual clothes. Since clothes are made to fit you while in your corset, we can safely say that most women weren't anywhere near this kind of look. You sometimes see them in advertising, but those are typically drawings, not photos.

Girls were started in corsets around three or so. So were boys: if there was any chance of deformity the corset would fix it. We still do that today. Anyways, girls simply grew up in corsets, and their bodies just adapted to them.

In Gone With the Wind, Scarlett O'Hara makes a big deal of having the smallest waist in Atlanta at 18 inches. She was also described as being just a shade over five feet tall. And seventeen years old. And that's fiction!

Ms. Jung, on the other hand, is like 5'7" and has a 15 inch waist because why not gently caress your body up it's fine really it's fine :gonk:

InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there

Guy Goodbody posted:

If you're getting nipple tattoos, go hearts

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

RatHat posted:

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. I knew nipple irritation during marathons was a thing but I thought they just wore pasties or something. Fully removing their nipples seems a bit extreme.

He's full of poo poo. "Most" marathon runners don't remove their loving nipples. As a matter of fact, I've never heard of anyone doing this solely because of running. They just put tape or pasties or something else over them to prevent chafing.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


The Saddest Rhino posted:

Why would anyone remove their nipples

I knew a girl who had her belly button removed. AFAIK she was planning the same for her nipples. Also, she has her tongue split. Two tongues, no navel. It's like that tweet that was like 2 chainz no GF but way weirder

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


And like, 2 chainz was the nipples that are gone and the GF is like, the two tongues, I guess

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Zipperelli. posted:

He's full of poo poo. "Most" marathon runners don't remove their loving nipples. As a matter of fact, I've never heard of anyone doing this solely because of running. They just put tape or pasties or something else over them to prevent chafing.

Well thank god you were here to set the record straight

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

AlbieQuirky posted:

If that's Cathie Jung, the irony is that her husband was an orthopedic surgeon.


In Gone With the Wind, Scarlett O'Hara makes a big deal of having the smallest waist in Atlanta at 18 inches. She was also described as being just a shade over five feet tall. And seventeen years old. And that's fiction!

Ms. Jung, on the other hand, is like 5'7" and has a 15 inch waist because why not gently caress your body up it's fine really it's fine :gonk:

We used to make costumes for a woman who had a natural 18" waist. She refused to wear the corsets that would give her the correct shape because she wasn't 'a fatty'. But when the dresses went on, and didn't look quite like the pictures, she whined and said everything made her 'look fat'.

Eventually we named a Halloween skeleton after her.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Well thank god you were here to set the record straight

I like to think that some goon had been seriously debating having their nips removed because they'd recently taken up speed walking until they read that post.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

cash crab posted:

I knew a girl who had her belly button removed. AFAIK she was planning the same for her nipples. Also, she has her tongue split. Two tongues, no navel. It's like that tweet that was like 2 chainz no GF but way weirder

Did she just have her belly button filled in or something? What with?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nuebot posted:

I like to think that some goon had been seriously debating having their nips removed because they'd recently taken up speed walking until they read that post.

Hmm what about ball chafing though?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Hmm what about ball chafing though?

They just tape them up.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

tight aspirations posted:

Did she just have her belly button filled in or something? What with?

Bondo.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Nuebot posted:

I like to think that some goon had been seriously debating having their nips removed because they'd recently taken up speed walking until they read that post.

Found the goon that was considering it...

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Well thank god you were here to set the record straight

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Nuebot posted:

I like to think that some goon had been seriously debating having their nips removed because they'd recently taken up speed walking until they read that post.

I'm so sorry if your partner doesn't give you enough nip attention that you would never consider removing them.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Zipperelli. posted:

He's full of poo poo. "Most" marathon runners don't remove their loving nipples. As a matter of fact, I've never heard of anyone doing this solely because of running. They just put tape or pasties or something else over them to prevent chafing.

Fuckin casuals

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



tight aspirations posted:

Did she just have her belly button filled in or something? What with?

the severed nipples

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

the severed nipples

Belly Button Packed with Nipples sounds like an anime themed Death Metal band.

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

Belly Button Packed with Nipples sounds like an anime themed Death Metal band.

Or a Deathklok song.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Solice Kirsk posted:

Belly Button Packed with Nipples sounds like an anime themed Death Metal band.

If it were Pork Belly Packed with Nipples, I would expect to see it in a hipster restaurant somewhere.
ed: Of course, that title could apply to goons everywhere.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
https://twitter.com/LordChoncho/status/817877629722234882

Really his whole twitter.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Cumulolingus©
@LordChoncho
Official VapeFam member #PanicHippyGang
Location: Banished To Meme Hell


Fuckin hell... don't need to read anymore than that.

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015


This guy is guaranteed going to move in with that little brother once his parents die/kick him out

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

An actual cumulonimbus cloud would be more substantial than that wispy neckbeard

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I feel the need to crosspost this from the bootleg thread.

Autechresaint posted:

Does creepy guy on YouTube modifying toys to add genitalia count as bootleg? He says he sells finished versions. They look terrible, worse than the professional versions.

NWS warning for realistic plastic fake genitals
https://youtu.be/07YmJEreZNM
Which led me to this:
https://youtu.be/lk6OFTfhMMo?t=5m12s (also :nws:)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Knormal posted:

I feel the need to crosspost this from the bootleg thread.

Which led me to this:
https://youtu.be/lk6OFTfhMMo?t=5m12s (also :nws:)

That was creepy as gently caress.

Safe to assume he has a freezer full of disassembled bodies out back.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Internet Wizard posted:

An actual cumulonimbus cloud would be more substantial than that wispy neckbeard

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09072005

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Dumb question. How do I post pictures on the Android app? I got millions of AUG on my phone.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Upload them to Imgur (either with the official Imgur App or with the imo superior Opengur) and post them here by copying the image url, opening the Awful app, writing a new post, tapping on the two brackets in the upper right and choosing “thumbnail tag“.

I think iOS users have it way easier and can do the whole thing from upload to post in one step, but I don't know exactly how that works.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

grittyreboot posted:

Dumb question. How do I post pictures on the Android app? I got millions of AUG on my phone.

I too keep taking selfies by accident.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Knormal posted:

I feel the need to crosspost this from the bootleg thread.

Which led me to this:
https://youtu.be/lk6OFTfhMMo?t=5m12s (also :nws:)

I hope the voice actress at least got paid well for this gig.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Paladinus posted:

I hope the voice actress at least got paid well for this gig managed to escape after the recording.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Zipperelli. posted:

Found the goon that was considering it...

The important thing is that you tried.

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