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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

never forget your stupid loving cuck sqeeen collapsed on 911 and lost satan's shoe and was tossed into a black SUV like a bundle of sticks by her secret service like it happens every aday

WE ARE AMERICANS SHITBIRD WE AINT GOT NO GODDAM QUEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
then had a body double leave her hotel and give aids to a child in a transparent photo op

then went on to lose the election

lamo1

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

WE ARE AMERICANS SHITBIRD WE AINT GOT NO GODDAM QUEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yass queeeemn

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005

Ace of Baes posted:

My friends call me "one of the original full-stack marketers." My consultancy, TimeShareCMO.com has a simple purpose: data + story = profit.

High growth internet businesses are my passion. I enjoy advising CEOs and strategic marketers on how to get the most out of their digital marketing budgets. As a marketer, I'm especially skilled at creating content and social media presences that engage audiences and invite conversation in authentic and creative ways. All of this is measured and backed with data, as I am also an expert in the implementation and usage of measurement and testing tools.

Who I am:

*I am kind, but I will be the person in the room who asks questions others might fear to ask, and am persistent about using productive conflict to get results. In high growth businesses, there's no room for festering concerns.
*I am a servant leader and find joy in helping coworkers to put the best into and get the most out of their work. I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than work with jerks. Life's just too short. I'm not a fan of businesses that take advantage of their customers or treat them poorly.
*Sitting next to me in coach on an international flight is not a painful experience, unless you take my armrest, in which case all bets are off.

Specialties:

Business models that are about selling something(subscriptions/transactions/marketplaces) vs selling ads
Selecting and implementing marketing technology tools
Content marketing/social media: creating content that draws users to a brand
Named on HuffPo as a top woman in tech to follow on Twitter: http://huff.to/pirQlR
Business Development with F500 Partners

A word about new connections: I do appreciate networking via this platform so don't hesitate to send an email to say Hi. But please note that I do not accept blank connection requests.

If you are interested in "picking my brain" I invite you to set up time via Clarity.fm here: https://clarity.fm/melindabyerley

this bubble can't burst fast enough if only to bankrupt these assholes

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i will never not lol that some a yall believed a fukken senator when he was calling for revolution

literally as dumb as truck voters just not as strong nor evil in your convictions

the rare tankie baloogan

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i srs dont remember makign thats post

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ace of Baes posted:

"I am an important person, really." - Melinda

If you are interested in "picking my brain" I invite you to set up time via Clarity.fm here: https://clarity.fm/melindabyerley

gah! I can feel the frenzied attempt at escaping the vacuity of her life with a lot of gold star achievements

her clarity has 0 calls and 0 reviews :sad:

15 years growth marketing: eBay, PayPal, Linden Lab(Second Life), Check Point Software, multiple startups. GrowthX mentor. Skilled Google Analytics Whisperer. VentureBeat Columnist. MBA, Cornell University

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
please hire me as a google analytics whisperer, i can whisper real good

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

i srs dont remember makign thats post

there are posts you do remember making :confused:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ace of Baes posted:

My friends call me "one of the original full-stack marketers." My consultancy, TimeShareCMO.com has a simple purpose: data + story = profit.

High growth internet businesses are my passion. I enjoy advising CEOs and strategic marketers on how to get the most out of their digital marketing budgets. As a marketer, I'm especially skilled at creating content and social media presences that engage audiences and invite conversation in authentic and creative ways. All of this is measured and backed with data, as I am also an expert in the implementation and usage of measurement and testing tools.

Who I am:

*I am kind, but I will be the person in the room who asks questions others might fear to ask, and am persistent about using productive conflict to get results. In high growth businesses, there's no room for festering concerns.
*I am a servant leader and find joy in helping coworkers to put the best into and get the most out of their work. I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than work with jerks. Life's just too short. I'm not a fan of businesses that take advantage of their customers or treat them poorly.
*Sitting next to me in coach on an international flight is not a painful experience, unless you take my armrest, in which case all bets are off.

Specialties:

Business models that are about selling something(subscriptions/transactions/marketplaces) vs selling ads
Selecting and implementing marketing technology tools
Content marketing/social media: creating content that draws users to a brand
Named on HuffPo as a top woman in tech to follow on Twitter: http://huff.to/pirQlR
Business Development with F500 Partners

A word about new connections: I do appreciate networking via this platform so don't hesitate to send an email to say Hi. But please note that I do not accept blank connection requests.

If you are interested in "picking my brain" I invite you to set up time via Clarity.fm here: https://clarity.fm/melindabyerley

I want this person to not be able to get a job

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

*Sitting next to me in coach on an international flight is not a painful experience, unless you take my armrest, in which case all bets are off.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Lastgirl posted:

gah! I can feel the frenzied attempt at escaping the vacuity of her life with a lot of gold star achievements

her clarity has 0 calls and 0 reviews :sad:

15 years growth marketing: eBay, PayPal, Linden Lab(Second Life), Check Point Software, multiple startups. GrowthX mentor. Skilled Google Analytics Whisperer. VentureBeat Columnist. MBA, Cornell University

Did she design the second life Reuters building? Or maybe one of the horse dick islands?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

consumed by normies posted:

the rare tankie baloogan

The Capitalist Road Is Paved With Good Intentions

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Condiv posted:

Or maybe one of the horse dick islands?

well it DOES say growth marketing...

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Guy Goodbody posted:

I want this person to not be able to get a job

i want everybody to get a job helping make society fukken great





but yeah this biddy gon be at the bottom of the list

Cyron
Mar 10, 2014

by zen death robot
This woman feel like a bad guy in a 80's slob vs snob comedy. i want Rodney Dangerfield to throw a cake at her.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i will never not lol that some a yall believed a fukken senator when he was calling for revolution

literally as dumb as truck voters just not as strong nor evil in your convictions

We're still waiting for you to start the proper revolution.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

MizPiz posted:

We're still waiting for you to start the proper revolution.
sorry im busy rebranding socialism

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

The Capitalist Road Is Paved With Good Intentions

tbf the same could be said for a lot of bad poo poo nominally socialist countries have done too.

^not a defense of capitalism in any way, shape, or form.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Majorian posted:

countries
found your problem, tova ;)

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
https://twitter.com/MJB_SF/status/817929866569883648

White ladies calling people that disagree with them racist is the hot trend of 2017 baby

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Rename Pandora's Box to Byerley's Box

for alliteration's sake

"You didn't open it, you cut it in half!" :q: chaos reigns :q:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lastgirl posted:

Rename Pandora's Box to Byerley's Box

for alliteration's sake

and one thing was left in the box

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


https://boingboing.net/2017/01/07/registered-democrats-mostly-y.html

Turns out Hillary couldn't turn out the base and that's why she lost. And before you reach for your "spoiled white berniebros! :argh:" it turns out registered voters who voted for Hillary was the whiter demographic.

In short Hillary was the dem candidate for white people and bernie would've won.

Cyron
Mar 10, 2014

by zen death robot
the DWS drama is what cost the dems, out of my whole family and friends who all voted for sanders only 4 of us voted for hillery, out of 9. the rest voted for trump, stayed home or as my 2 new age hippie friends did, went for jill stine (we live in IL it didn't matter anyways) and the people who voted for hillery did so for the fact she wasn't trump. she inspired no one i knew.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Cyron posted:

the DWS drama is what cost the dems, out of my whole family and friends who all voted for sanders only 4 of us voted for hillery, out of 9. the rest voted for trump, stayed home or as my 2 new age hippie friends did, went for jill stine (we live in IL it didn't matter anyways) and the people who voted for hillery did so for the fact she wasn't trump. she inspired no one i knew.

Your family and friends are pretty questionable if they voted for Trump hate to tell ya.

Cyron
Mar 10, 2014

by zen death robot

Majorian posted:

Your family and friends are pretty questionable if they voted for Trump hate to tell ya.

only 2 of them did. and it was more of a gently caress you to the DNC.

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Cyron posted:

the DWS drama is what cost the dems, out of my whole family and friends who all voted for sanders only 4 of us voted for hillery, out of 9. the rest voted for trump, stayed home or as my 2 new age hippie friends did, went for jill stine (we live in IL it didn't matter anyways) and the people who voted for hillery did so for the fact she wasn't trump. she inspired no one i knew.

It was her turn you fuckin' reprobate. I'm blocking you on twitter now.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Cyron posted:

only 2 of them did. and it was more of a gently caress you to the DNC.

You might have stupid friends.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Cyron posted:

only 2 of them did. and it was more of a gently caress you to the DNC.

Do you think the DNC got their message?

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Majorian posted:

Your family and friends are pretty questionable if they voted for Trump hate to tell ya.

Yeah lots of people are lovely, hell most of the folks who DID vote Hillary prob were, but their votes would still have helped hillary win

so what

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Majorian posted:

Do you think the DNC got their message?

p sure all of humanity will get their message once trump presses the button

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
BLAMING THE VOTERS IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA SEEING AS HOW HILLARY RAN A FLAWLESS CAMPAno, sorry, i can't say that with a straight face.

puts me in more of an angry blood rage than anything.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



GlyphGryph posted:

Yeah lots of people are lovely, hell most of the folks who DID vote Hillary prob were, but their votes would still have helped hillary win

so what

If youre not pure at heart, abuela doesn't need your vote :smug:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

GlyphGryph posted:

Yeah lots of people are lovely, hell most of the folks who DID vote Hillary prob were, but their votes would still have helped hillary win

so what

i voted hillary and im a piece of poo poo

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Business Gorillas posted:

If youre not pure at heart, abuela doesn't need your vote :smug:

"Well then vote for someone else. :)" really defined the 2016 election.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

GlyphGryph posted:

Yeah lots of people are lovely, hell most of the folks who DID vote Hillary prob were, but their votes would still have helped hillary win

so what

All true, it just takes a particular level of delusion for someone to think they're serving left-wing principles by voting for Trump.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i voted hillary and im a piece of poo poo

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Business Gorillas posted:

If youre not pure at heart, abuela doesn't need your vote :smug:

Half the people I saw responding to Tom Perez's initial tweets after his entry into the DNC fight were basically like this. Like, despite my full communism now sentiments, I really don't get why people think lack of ideological purity is why they lost. Yelling RUSSIA! EMAILS! etc. at least has a veneer of truth, if nothing else. Is it exclusionary behavior born of literal elitism?

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Aurubin posted:

Half the people I saw responding to Tom Perez's initial tweets after his entry into the DNC fight were basically like this. Like, despite my full communism now sentiments, I really don't get why people think lack of ideological purity is why they lost. Yelling RUSSIA! EMAILS! etc. at least has a veneer of truth, if nothing else. Is it exclusionary behavior born of literal elitism?

Tribalism.

Same reason why the left-wing circular firing squad persists even though it keeps Good poo poo from happening.

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