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syscall girl posted:What I'm saying is tweenaged paper delivery boys and girls should get guns The times require an updated successor to the obsolete Velo Dog revolver, perhaps something like a Judge revolver. Get one for each or your tweens!
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Jan 8, 2017 01:00
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Jan 8, 2017 02:43
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Jan 8, 2017 04:01
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hanales posted:Yes but no one has answered the original question of why there is a fence on it. The answer is self evident. To prevent retards from falling into the pool.
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Jan 8, 2017 04:32
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Didn't they shoot one or both of those dogs and one was half alive and the owner had to tell the cop to shoot it again because it was suffering?
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Jan 8, 2017 04:40
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Solice Kirsk posted:Didn't they shoot one or both of those dogs and one was half alive and the owner had to tell the cop to shoot it again because it was suffering? No. The dog that was actually eating the car, they tried to taser, but it didn't take (I'd guess because the darts won't penetrate the coat deep enough). Animal control got them, but the family got him back and had to take him to obedience training or something. FAKE EDIT: found a follow up article that backs that up. They also had to pay $200 in fines. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2010/03/dogs-cop-car-police-bumper-eat.html quote:WDEF-TV interviewed Winston's owner Michael Emerling who expressed gratitude that the police did not use deadly force on his pet. "We've seen places where dogs have done a lot less and been shot. We really are grateful to them for not doing that."
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Jan 8, 2017 04:49
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Krispy Kareem posted:I thought cops loved shooting dogs? Are those Canadian cops or something? It's the Philly Police. It's more hilarious that the dog got one up on three officers.
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Jan 8, 2017 05:20
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I was going over in my head the possible ways to build something that would safely incapacitate or discourage a violent dog... Maybe they could just give dog whistles to police officers? 
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Three-Phase posted:I was going over in my head the possible ways to build something that would safely incapacitate or discourage a violent dog... A net.
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Jan 8, 2017 06:39
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So THAT'S what happens when a dog finally catches the car it's chasing.
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Jan 8, 2017 06:46
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Three-Phase posted:I was going over in my head the possible ways to build something that would safely incapacitate or discourage a violent dog... But they already use terms like "thugs" and "urban"
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Jan 8, 2017 06:58
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yo rear end is grass posted:So THAT'S what happens when a dog finally catches the car it's chasing. See also this infamous Far Side, where Larson didn't realize what it looked like he'd drawn until he started getting letters 
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Three-Phase posted:I was going over in my head the possible ways to build something that would safely incapacitate or discourage a violent dog... 
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Jan 8, 2017 07:04
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Data Graham posted:See also this infamous Far Side, where Larson didn't realize what it looked like he'd drawn until he started getting letters Don't kinkshame, etc...
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Jan 8, 2017 07:07
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Don’t show that to Reddit. They already have /r/DragonsFuckingCars.
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Jan 8, 2017 07:09
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Problem: Undertrained and overstressed police officers shoot family dogs while serving drug warrants. Possible solution 1: Give the cops yet another gun-shaped thing to hang on their belts for dogs only. Possible solution 2: Stop issuing no knock warrants for drug crimes with no obvious weapons. Possible solution 3: Serve warrants somewhere public or at least outside. 1 still kills the dog if it exists, which it doesnt
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Platystemon posted:Don’t show that to Reddit. They already have /r/DragonsFuckingCars. e: Yes that is exactly what it says on the label. Ok that you can kinkshame that no problem. 
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Data Graham posted:See also this infamous Far Side, where Larson didn't realize what it looked like he'd drawn until he started getting letters What is it meant to look like apart from the dog loving the car?
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Jan 8, 2017 08:05
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Hyperlynx posted:What is it meant to look like apart from the dog loving the car?
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Jan 8, 2017 08:07
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Strudel Man posted:Standing on top of its corpse, triumphantly howling. And then Gary Larson drew in a differential just to get lovely letters from everyone.
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Jan 8, 2017 08:51
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Bip Roberts posted:And then Gary Larson drew in a differential just to get lovely letters from everyone. I thought it was a disquietingly prominent mons pubis.
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Yeah, Larson swore up and down that neither he nor any editors realized how much it looked like the dog was loving the car until it ran in newspapers and the letters started coming in
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Jan 8, 2017 09:03
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Remember angry letters? I wonder if people still write them.
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Jan 8, 2017 12:18
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Solice Kirsk posted:Remember angry letters? I wonder if people still write them. Now they just leave angry comments online.
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Jan 8, 2017 12:24
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Don't ever scroll past the end of a news story unless you enjoy old people slamming the dog whistle into anything nearby to make noise.
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Jan 8, 2017 12:33
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Solice Kirsk posted:Remember angry letters? I wonder if people still write them. They write angry emails now but occasionally really old school folks do it by snail mail.
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Jan 8, 2017 15:25
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Chichevache posted:Frankly I'd be more afraid of the boxer. Pit bulls, unless they're abused to hell and back, are the most lovable dogs in the world. They all think they're lapdogs too. All dogs think they're lapdogs. They just don't give a gently caress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zv_-4jInp4
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Jan 8, 2017 15:59
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Solice Kirsk posted:Remember angry letters? I wonder if people still write them. https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/gary-lineker-reveals-he-is-sent-the-same-disgusting-package-in-the-post-every-single-month/105062
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greazeball posted:https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/gary-lineker-reveals-he-is-sent-the-same-disgusting-package-in-the-post-every-single-month/105062 Do you think the guy ever looks at his wipes and say "nah, that's not good enough to send to Gary. I'll just flush this one and try again later."
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Ak Gara posted:All dogs think they're lapdogs. They just don't give a gently caress. The schadenfreude is on those owners as they go through a couch every six months and people stop dropping by because the dog has no manners and learned it's cute to eat couch cushions. Train your dogs well, people. Especially when they reach the size of adult humans.
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Bonster posted:The schadenfreude is on those owners as they go through a couch every six months and people stop dropping by because the dog has no manners and learned it's cute to eat couch cushions. It's actually kind of grosser than eating the couch. It looks like the dog is mock-suckling the pillow, doing it for comfort. Usually arises in dogs that were weaned too early and taken from their mom. So the couch is just going to be drenched in dog slobber eventually.
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Isn't that where the guy from Surgeon Simulator works?
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Jan 8, 2017 18:29
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Really low polygon count surgical tools, it's pretty rough.
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