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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Something cool that could happen woudl be the Falcons winning the Superbowl. They're kind of quietly there and it would be nice to see them come through and actually win.

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Darth Brooks posted:

Looked for pictures of dead dolphins and found this.





This is such a terrible game we watch.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

next time we execute a screen will be the first time

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Kenny gonna get paaaaiiiiddd

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
Man, Harrison wraps up like a goddamn champ.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
I don't care if Tannehill is "the better option" Matt Moore is more fun to watch play

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/LeBatardShow/status/818162294198771712?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

the record is 240

also against the dolphins

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/rec_yds_single_game_playoffs.htm

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
that hold wooof

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





When James Harrison retires, I want to see him in a tv show a la the Incredible Hulk where he just wanders America tackling people.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Hey the Dolphins are 1-0 when someone sets a playoff receiving record against them!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
SPREAD IS COVERED, I REPEAT, THE SPREAD IS OFFICIALLY COVERED!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

TheBizzness posted:

I don't care if Tannehill is "the better option" Matt Moore is more fun to watch play

Tannehill has been one of the best deep throwers in the NFL this year and leads the league in SPLASH plays

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



corn on the cop posted:

that hold wooof

:negative:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





That David Hasselhoff muppet was pretty realistic. :stare:

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Ehud posted:

Tannehill has been one of the best deep throwers in the NFL this year and leads the league in SPLASH plays

You must have misread where I said Ryan Tannehill is bad at throwing deep

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Alex Smith is actually shockingly great in the playoffs. In his 5 playoff games he's thrown 11TDs to 1 Int


If the KC defense doesn't poo poo the bed in the playoffs again they could be quite dangerous.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

TheBizzness posted:

You must have misread where I said Ryan Tannehill is bad at throwing deep

You posted that after Moore hit a deep ball, so I figured you were saying that in relation to big plays being exciting. What did you mean?

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Bold prediction: AB catches a pass or two and the Steelers score another TD.

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Can't wait for James Harrison to retire and go into the hall to read the reactions here. Actually the forum will be dead by then

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Alex Smith is actually shockingly great in the playoffs. In his 3 playoff games he's thrown 11TDs to 1 Int and averaged 436 yards per game


That's loving absurd. If the KC defense doesn't poo poo the bed in the playoffs again they could be quite dangerous.

Alex Smith is clutch as gently caress and he only frees the dragon in January. The Chiefs are going to wreck the Pats and it will be glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDGn_IRSDTg


Reek havoc!

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

marioinblack posted:

Bold prediction: AB catches a pass or two and the Steelers score another TD.

my prediction is that i poo poo myself after drinking these la fin du mondes and eating these jalapenos poppers. i am lippet posting live from the game right now.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Time posted:

Can't wait for James Harrison to retire and go into the hall to read the reactions here. Actually the forum will be dead by then

Harrison is a first ballot HoFer. He rules.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
espn invented qbr specifically for playoffs alex smith

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Ehud posted:

You posted that after Moore hit a deep ball, so I figured you were saying that in relation to big plays being exciting. What did you mean?

He takes more chances, for good or bad, (mostly good in his few games this year) and just isn't as frustrating to watch? Doesn't hold the ball as long (seemingly)

Maybe that has more to do with my expectations but that's how I feel about it.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Patriots day looks like the worst movie

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

my prediction is that i poo poo myself after drinking these la fin du mondes and eating these jalapenos poppers. i am lippet posting live from the game right now.

La Fin du Monde was the beer that made me a craft beer guy. They are so good.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Time posted:

Can't wait for James Harrison to retire and go into the hall to read the reactions here. Actually the forum will be dead by then

"He only had one good year"

Most of his career after 2010 he's just been an exemplary run defender and not as big a pass rusher. His play in XLIII is already in the hall (i assume)

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

omar kelly spent all week saying leveon bell was not a special RB :lol:

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Every play is Bell being surrounded by Dolphins and then popping out for a significant gain. Frustrating as hell.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Come on I want Brown to have three TD in the first you bitch Steelers.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Elephanthead posted:

Come on I want Brown to have three TD in the first you bitch Steelers.

I'm the bitch stealer. I stole yo bitch.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
god i hate that michigan peice of trash fitzgerald toussaint

bell is so drat good

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bell draggin' three guys with him. Goddamn

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ehud posted:

omar kelly spent all week saying leveon bell was not a special RB :lol:

Why does he have a job?

TheBizzness posted:

I'm the bitch stealer. I stole yo bitch.

Lol

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/816345041945980929

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

TheBizzness posted:

Every play is Bell being surrounded by Dolphins and then popping out for a significant gain. Frustrating as hell.

The offseason priority has to be LB's and another DT opposite Suh. I'll be so disappointed if we draft offense early.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Bell does things that don't make sense in reality to me

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Bell looks like Myzell Miller against those other little kids on Friday Night Tykes

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Bell is loving incredible.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

He is half right!

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