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house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

CJacobs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHVFFHIucXs

Glitches where everybody but you straight up vanishes from existence frighten me, so I jumped into a toilet until I fell into the sky and died

I had this exact same glitch happen to me on my playthrough. I thought it was an intentional choice by the developers to build suspense and thought it was pretty cool until I got to the door at the end of the level and couldn't open it.

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Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Nuevo posted:

I don't know that you can. Posting webms/gifvs as links is how you embed them.

The thing is, on gfycat you can get a small version of them like this:
code:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BouncyOrneryHairstreak-mobile.mp4
But then upon embedding that url gets replaced by the HD version's somehow.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Nuevo posted:

I don't know that you can. Posting webms/gifvs as links is how you embed them.

no you can link to them with url tags as evinced by the edited post

post the link unadorned by bbcode to let the forums software work its magic and embed multiple huge videos at once

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I guess it's better off fixed, but I was pretty amused at the glitch thread itself causing glitches.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Don't worry, it happens periodically. There is a huge stalker mp4 somewhere in this thread that murdered my pc.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I don't read this thread from awful.app cause it'll just kill the app and then I have to remind myself how much I missed when I check it out from a computer and who even does that.

Here's how you remove glitches btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HcuUqoGtXE

(the actual removal is the first 5-10 seconds, the rest is just a demonstration of how he did it)

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

No evidence sadly as I forgot to take a screenshot, but I'm playing the 2009 Ghostbusters game on my PC and there's an interesting glitch where any water there is transforms into a spiky, undulating and escalating nightmare until it fills the entire screen. The sewer level is just a dark, spiky mess that calms down if I look away and goes loving bananas if I turn to face it, starting off with small spikes of the water texture going up and down, up and down, growing with each cycle until it fills the screen. My PKE meter appears to think it's all hunky dory.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Heh, that turning away reminds me of playing the first Borderlands in Wine on a Mac. There was something wrong with the distance mapping or occlusion or something, cause sometimes when I looked in certain directions (with a lot of complex poo poo, even if there was a wall in front) it would get super slow and choppy. I got used to strafing around certain areas, while looking backwards or at the floor or something. A later update fixed it though, thank god.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

WMain00 posted:

My mothers horse, now retired as Chancellor, plotted to kill one of my courtiers. More to the point, not only did the horse plot this assassination, but about 6 other members of my court agreed to back him.

I asked my horse to end his plot. He humbly agreed and apologised.

I don't trust that horse.
(Crusader Kings 2 of course)

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


...I know horses can get court positions, but don't they have zeroed stats or something? How can they attempt plots? And partially succeed at them??

e: actually, my number one question is what that courtier did to piss the horse off

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Doc Hawkins posted:

...I know horses can get court positions, but don't they have zeroed stats or something? How can they attempt plots? And partially succeed at them??

e: actually, my number one question is what that courtier did to piss the horse off
Too much horsing around.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Wouldn't he have appreciated that, culturally speaking?

Maybe the horse wanted the courtier's position, and it's just a case of unbridled ambition.

e: of course some horses just want to watch the world burn so maybe he simply wanted to stirrup trouble

Doc Hawkins has a new favorite as of 22:32 on Jan 8, 2017

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Doc Hawkins posted:

...I know horses can get court positions, but don't they have zeroed stats or something? How can they attempt plots? And partially succeed at them??

e: actually, my number one question is what that courtier did to piss the horse off

Horses can do anything. It's only time before they exterminate all of humanity.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

ED:
Double Post

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Doc Hawkins posted:

...I know horses can get court positions, but don't they have zeroed stats or something? How can they attempt plots? And partially succeed at them??

IIRC, from the last time this came up, horse characters are implemented by assigning characters a special horse race, and you can exploit the game to allow horses to breed with humans and pass it on to characters with workable stats. This is explained somewhere in that huge image dump.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Tunicate posted:

Horses can do anything. It's only time before they exterminate all of humanity.

This would be a lot more entertaining if it wasn't obviously written by a brony.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Stare-Out posted:

No evidence sadly as I forgot to take a screenshot, but I'm playing the 2009 Ghostbusters game on my PC and there's an interesting glitch where any water there is transforms into a spiky, undulating and escalating nightmare until it fills the entire screen. The sewer level is just a dark, spiky mess that calms down if I look away and goes loving bananas if I turn to face it, starting off with small spikes of the water texture going up and down, up and down, growing with each cycle until it fills the screen. My PKE meter appears to think it's all hunky dory.

This? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9eKp6QB-6s

That's pretty rad. I just played this for the first time a couple of months ago and never ran into to that issue.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I'm no Spengler but I think that water may be haunted.

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

haveblue posted:

IIRC, from the last time this came up, horse characters are implemented by assigning characters a special horse race, and you can exploit the game to allow horses to breed with humans and pass it on to characters with workable stats. This is explained somewhere in that huge image dump.

I believe they had since fixed the loophole.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Regrettable posted:

This? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9eKp6QB-6s

That's pretty rad. I just played this for the first time a couple of months ago and never ran into to that issue.

That's the one.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I've been replaying F.E.A.R. and the physics are amazing

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPB4COSBz0N/

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

Fister Roboto posted:

This would be a lot more entertaining if it wasn't obviously written by a brony.

Him being a horsefucker doesn't make his conquest any less hilarious.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

And Tyler Too! posted:

Him being a horsefucker doesn't make his conquest any less hilarious.

In fact it makes it more fitting
He is a hirse culture human

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Regrettable posted:

This? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9eKp6QB-6s

That's pretty rad. I just played this for the first time a couple of months ago and never ran into to that issue.

They were ahead of their time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVzljDmoPVs&t=12s


(skipped forward slightly for naked lady butt)

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


We Know Catheters posted:

I've been replaying F.E.A.R. and the physics are amazing

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPB4COSBz0N/

Do NOT answer that.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Sometimes an unseen glitch happens while 150,000 people are watching.
https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick/v/113536780?t=16h02m00s

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
So in Tower Unite you have a suicide button that ragdolls you, and also you have a jetpack. Turns out it can be fun to combine them!

https://gfycat.com/WeirdImpressionableDarwinsfox

Simsmagic
Aug 3, 2011

im beautiful



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOwU5A1kzFM

just some bear hunting

don't know why the audio is super crackly, seems to the recorder

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004

Simsmagic posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOwU5A1kzFM

just some bear hunting

don't know why the audio is super crackly, seems to the recorder

Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TjWfUwf1LA

Might as well rename it to bethesda.avi

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

cage-free egghead posted:


Might as well rename it to bethesda.avi

Ahem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7trmEmI5Js

(also thegodsknowwhatyouhavedone.avi)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Fathis Munk posted:

Ahem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7trmEmI5Js

(also thegodsknowwhatyouhavedone.avi)

*in an extremely todd howard voice* it's emergent gameplay

Not so much a glitch, but just a funny thing to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZNIjuwhGV4&t=44s

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raTYOLdodxM&t=878s

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i cant find it, someone post that clip from hitman where:

hitman is just hanging out in his hotel room & he calls the room service to clean the bathroom & then hangs out on the balcony while they make their way

then when they're both in the hotel room, the first one enters the bathroom and freaks out over a dead body and tries to run (tire iron); the other serivice character is surprised and goes to check out the bathroom (tire ireon)

then they are both pulled in there, and it turns out literally everybody is in there, dead or unconcscious.

hitman tries to call room service but theat is no longer an option


please post that video here

The Missing Link
Aug 13, 2008

Should do fine against cats.
http://plays.tv/video/5883960fad2bbcab38/so-long

Playing Dying Light and saved a dude from a biter and this happened. The best part is after he finished sinking into the earth when his cleaver hits the ground.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
So I maybe discovered something in Way of the Samurai 4. In the main town there's a shop with a wooden sign on it that you can't jump on. If you try your character will just hover like ten feet in the air and fall back down. This of course meant I really, really wanted to see what would happen if I managed to land on top of this thing since they tried so hard to keep you from it.



Turns out your controls just stop working completely. You can't move, can't draw your weapon and you're too high up for any NPCs to walk into you and knock you off. The only option is to quit the game and reload. What a weird sign.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

The Missing Link posted:

http://plays.tv/video/5883960fad2bbcab38/so-long

Playing Dying Light and saved a dude from a biter and this happened. The best part is after he finished sinking into the earth when his cleaver hits the ground.

Holy poo poo the comedic timing on this is great.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Nuebot posted:

So I maybe discovered something in Way of the Samurai 4. In the main town there's a shop with a wooden sign on it that you can't jump on. If you try your character will just hover like ten feet in the air and fall back down. This of course meant I really, really wanted to see what would happen if I managed to land on top of this thing since they tried so hard to keep you from it.



Turns out your controls just stop working completely. You can't move, can't draw your weapon and you're too high up for any NPCs to walk into you and knock you off. The only option is to quit the game and reload. What a weird sign.

Why do you have so many hats

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Why do you have so many hats

Because way of the samurai 4 has a great clothing system. I was going to put more hats on but instead put a mustache on the toppest hat.

I mean, it's not a glitch or anything, was the dude I used last time. I recently realized you can set your outfit to change when you draw your sword and when it's sheathed so next play through I need to figure out how to make my dude unfold like a transformer.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Doc Hawkins posted:

...I know horses can get court positions, but don't they have zeroed stats or something? How can they attempt plots? And partially succeed at them??

e: actually, my number one question is what that courtier did to piss the horse off

"Freckles was my cousin," he whinnied, knife glinting in the dark. "You made him think of ants!"

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Fister Roboto posted:

This would be a lot more entertaining if it wasn't obviously written by a brony.

I actually think the MLP names for horses come from the game's own name lists, IIRC. Besides, if you're going for world-conquering horses, why not name them after the cartoon? Certainly fits better than my own tradition of naming my kids stuff like Max Fightmaster, Gertrude Hardpunch and Gabrielle Andromeda, that's for sure.

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