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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Those are really goddamn short shorts, though.

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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

KozmoNaut posted:

Those are really goddamn short shorts, though.

Clearly a woman comfortable with the idea of people seeing a little cheek, which adds substantially to the illusion.

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Boutique Ben and Jerry's.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




Tell whoever you're using as a vagina reference point to see a doctor immediately

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

BrianBoitano posted:

Tell whoever you're using as a vagina reference point to see a doctor immediately

Like we should take vagina advice from "Brian Boitano"

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

Please don't shame my furry gape jpg collection

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


If you squint some of those fossilized vaginas could be oysters.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Ape of Naples posted:

Like we should take vagina advice from "Brian Boitano"

:laffo:

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

That pink one looks like a cartoon steak.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



A bag of your finest uncircumcised micropenises, shopkeep!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Showgirls/The Fly crossover looking good.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Looking pretty fly.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
Eatin' that booty like garbage.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

NoneMoreNegative posted:



A bag of your finest uncircumcised micropenises, shopkeep!

Cmon it says they're cherries like right there.

Gum dat cherry.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Karate Bastard posted:

Cmon it says they're cherries like right there.

Gum dat cherry.

Well I certainly don't see how you're going to pop it.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


DandyLion posted:

Well I certainly don't see how you're going to pop it.

Where there's a will, there's a horrible yeast infection.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


This looks like a textbook case of someone getting the leg stuck so far up someone's rear end.....

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

What am I looking at ? Is that a neck at the bottom and a right arm over on the left ?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Istari posted:

What am I looking at ? Is that a neck at the bottom and a right arm over on the left ?

It's a shoulder, his head is below the photo, right arm out to the left, back up to the right.

At least I think so.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Powaqoatse posted:

It's a shoulder, his head is below the photo, right arm out to the left, back up to the right.

At least I think so.

Right, that's what I thought. I can't imagine what else it could be.

naM sdrawkcaB
Feb 17, 2011

Here's a sweet potato I found.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Looks purdy sweet to me :gary:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I can't believe that's not intentional.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
There's no way it's not. Pubes and all.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



it's 100% intentional, and also funny the first time you see those signs irl

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

So im not sure what exactly they aiming at here...





Im pretty sure someone needs to check what a guitar looks like

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Thanks for me to throughly clean any food prep product I buy before using.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Blood blisters are cool if you can manage to not pop them. They will eventually surface and the scab will fall offf with the underneath completely healed. If that's a mole I'm a dermatologist and I've got the worst news of your short life.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Sponge Baathist posted:

Blood blisters are cool if you can manage to not pop them. They will eventually surface and the scab will fall offf with the underneath completely healed. If that's a mole I'm a dermatologist and I've got the worst news of your short life.

Did I miss something?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The guy in the above pic has a huge blood blister. Also, filthy hands.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

the filthy food product handler has a weird mole or something on his finger

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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The Ape of Naples posted:

The guy in the above pic has a huge blood blister. Also, filthy hands.

I just wanna bite it

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

oldpainless posted:

I just wanna bite it

Gross
But I understand.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Some of us actually do manual labour with our hands- I'd just finished doing wheel bearings on a trailer after one failed- takes 2-3 days of washing to get that grease/rust/metal dust/evil to eventually fully come out. And the blood blister was a great effort involving a steel punch and a hammer with my finger between it...

And if you dont wash anything you use to cook with after you buy it you DESERVE the gonoherpasyphilaids your going to get.

loving goons... Dick cookie maker and you focus on the blood blister and ground in dirt on hands.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Ferremit posted:

Some of us actually do manual labour with our hands- I'd just finished doing wheel bearings on a trailer after one failed- takes 2-3 days of washing to get that grease/rust/metal dust/evil to eventually fully come out. And the blood blister was a great effort involving a steel punch and a hammer with my finger between it...

And if you dont wash anything you use to cook with after you buy it you DESERVE the gonoherpasyphilaids your going to get.

loving goons... Dick cookie maker and you focus on the blood blister and ground in dirt on hands.

Aww now I feel bad. Wait, no I don't. Wash your hands to reduce spreading your gonoherpasyphilaids.

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