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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Ferremit posted:

Some of us actually do manual labour with our hands- I'd just finished doing wheel bearings on a trailer after one failed- takes 2-3 days of washing to get that grease/rust/metal dust/evil to eventually fully come out. And the blood blister was a great effort involving a steel punch and a hammer with my finger between it...

And if you dont wash anything you use to cook with after you buy it you DESERVE the gonoherpasyphilaids your going to get.

loving goons... Dick cookie maker and you focus on the blood blister and ground in dirt on hands.

How's your jeep doing?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Goonoherpasyphilaids

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Karate Bastard posted:

Goonoherpasyphilaids

AND GAVE IT YOUR DOOOOOOG! ....sorry....

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Yeah that was awful.

Cleanse your mind with this.

https://youtu.be/MfF9N2o3Kds

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Ferremit posted:

Some of us actually do manual labour with our hands- I'd just finished doing wheel bearings on a trailer after one failed- takes 2-3 days of washing to get that grease/rust/metal dust/evil to eventually fully come out. And the blood blister was a great effort involving a steel punch and a hammer with my finger between it...

And if you dont wash anything you use to cook with after you buy it you DESERVE the gonoherpasyphilaids your going to get.

loving goons... Dick cookie maker and you focus on the blood blister and ground in dirt on hands.

I do manual labor with my hands, too. Buy this old school poo poo at ACE and never have dirty hands after dirty work ever again:



Goop, Fast Orange, Lava... they can all suck a gently caress.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So uh

you think they look like labia or what?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

You Are A Elf posted:

I do manual labor with my hands, too. Buy this old school poo poo at ACE and never have dirty hands after dirty work ever again:



Goop, Fast Orange, Lava... they can all suck a gently caress.

When I have the choice between boraxo or orange I always choose borax because that poo poo loving scrubs. gently caress the cloud that poo poo makes though. Its giving me smokers cough

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

I dont think that shits legal for sale in Australia!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Hunt down some waterless industrial hand soap/gel and you'll be right.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Karate Bastard posted:

So uh

you think they look like labia or what?

Where's her pants.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Where's her pants.

She's been saving money to buy a new pair

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Where's her pants.

Where she comes from you don't need pants

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

The Ape of Naples posted:

Thanks for me to throughly clean any food prep product I buy before using.

if it takes a picture in PYF to remind you to do that you're kind of a loving idiot lol

anyway here's a balls or boobs bag

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

InediblePenguin posted:

anyway here's a balls or boobs bag



It even has a micropenis with a prince albert

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It even has a micropenis with a prince albert

same

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!
Found on Amazon on sale if you can believe it.




\/ thanks, took me a minute to figure out the extension was wrong

Ima Giraffe has a new favorite as of 05:51 on Jan 12, 2017

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Ima Giraffe posted:

Found on Amazon on sale if you can believe it.



I can not image. please help

Here you go.

Skipopatomus
Aug 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne simply duplicated the event.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

I don't get it

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
if you dont get it, its loss.jpg

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
pre:
Don't      get  it?
Must  be   loss.jpg

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Phimosis is a terrible affliction :eyepop:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Man, Uncircumcised dicks look so terrible.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Smooth as a veal cutlet

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

clone on the phone posted:

Smooth as a veal cutlet

Like Alan Rickman in Dogma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnyo5T32LKk&t=35s

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



I think a bit of sick just came up :o:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


NoneMoreNegative posted:



I think a bit of sick just came up :o:

No surprise Michelle Bachman likes the thick brown wieners.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

NoneMoreNegative posted:



I think a bit of sick just came up :o:

Maybe it's because I've been too busy jerking off but I just noticed the guy in the corner.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Phimosis is a terrible affliction :eyepop:

Yeah, but it's my fault for posting in a name change thread!



Actually, my nephew was recently born with phimosis so it was odd to get this name at random. He got his wiener fixed and is fine now, btw

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Sorry bout your wiener bro.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Not the first time.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Well I enjoyed the grope on tag.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Say Nothing posted:

Not the first time.



That's a quality photog. I wonder if he charges extra for that sorta thing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Cross post from AFP:

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Porkin' beans.

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omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd
She's not cooking anything, it's the quarterly cleaning.

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