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corn in the bible posted:YTOTD is this 1979 estonian scifi film based on a Strugatsky novel Aw hell yeah, I had this in my watchlist but those youtube fascists took it down.
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Spatula City posted:Passengers except the Chris Pratt character is a lot more like John Goodman in 10 Cloverfield Lane. Jurassic Park except the Chris Pratt character is a lot more like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Looks quality. It's good. Has some cool shots and a really rad soundtrack!
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This is what happens when you gently caress a raptor in the rear end Claire!
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Oh another good remake candidate, Argento's Inferno. Suspiria's untouchable but Inferno desperately needed a stronger through-line. I'd keep all the Three Mothers stuff since that's sort of an interesting idea that wasn't explored well. Also the giant skeleton thing at the end, and the Keith Emerson theme.
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corn in the bible posted:It's good. Has some cool shots and a really rad soundtrack! This soundtrack kicks rear end so far.
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TrixRabbi posted:Yo I got a food-for-thought question for y'all. If you could remake one movie which one and why? Someone beat me to "Metropolis but actually socialist" and now I'm kind of spinning my wheels and repeatedly cycling back to stuff I'd like to adapt, which isn't the same as a remake. I'd probably take some 50's horror movie about science gone too far and the hubris of man and recast the madman as the hero.
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Coffee And Pie posted:Jurassic Park except the Chris Pratt character is a lot more like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski. He should be like John Goodman as Fred Flintstone and make the dinosaurs do housework.
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Maxwell Lord posted:Oh another good remake candidate, Argento's Inferno. Suspiria's untouchable but Inferno desperately needed a stronger through-line. I'd keep all the Three Mothers stuff since that's sort of an interesting idea that wasn't explored well. Also the giant skeleton thing at the end, and the Keith Emerson theme. Mother of Tears would be better, since Inferno still kinda rules whereas MoT was a complete botch.
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CelticPredator posted:I want to see a version where Johnny Depp is removed entirely. Replace Johnny Depp with Gary Farmer giving the same performance as in Dead Man.
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Remake Hausu except do it early Peter Jackson style. If just to get the world record for amount of fake blood used on a single movie.
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:Someone beat me to "Metropolis but actually socialist" and now I'm kind of spinning my wheels and repeatedly cycling back to stuff I'd like to adapt, which isn't the same as a remake. As far as adaptations go I really want to make a film version of The Supermale by Alfred Jarry. Very few people have tried to put any of his stuff to film.
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A remake of Birth of a Nation with an all Black cast. White characters are portrayed by Black actors in whiteface. Silas Lynch is the protagonist and in the end he slaughters the klan and founds a Black empire from the ruins of the South.Maxwell Lord posted:Oh another good remake candidate, Argento's Inferno. Suspiria's untouchable but Inferno desperately needed a stronger through-line. I'd keep all the Three Mothers stuff since that's sort of an interesting idea that wasn't explored well. Also the giant skeleton thing at the end, and the Keith Emerson theme. Didn't Argento become seriously ill during production so Mario Bava had to basically take over for him? FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jan 9, 2017 |
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I wanna see the version of Iron Man 2 where it's revealed that Tony Stark's father actually was a huge rear end in a top hat who stole the cheap energy device in order to profit off of it.
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CopywrightMMXI posted:He should be like John Goodman as Fred Flintstone and make the dinosaurs do housework. Only if one of the raptors looks at the camera and goes "ehh, it's a living."
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Maxwell Lord posted:Oh another good remake candidate, Argento's Inferno. Suspiria's untouchable but Inferno desperately needed a stronger through-line. I'd keep all the Three Mothers stuff since that's sort of an interesting idea that wasn't explored well. Also the giant skeleton thing at the end, and the Keith Emerson theme. The opening sequence of Inferno is so terrifying to me that I actually don't really remember the rest of the movie.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Today's YTOTD kicks rear end if you like FF horror: sell it to me
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Jurassic Park as a musical, with tap-dancing raptors
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Skwirl posted:I wanna see the version of Iron Man 2 where it's revealed that Tony Stark's father actually was a huge rear end in a top hat who stole the cheap energy device in order to profit off of it. Yeah, Crimson Dynamo being vindicated would have gone a long way to making that mess watchable.
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Just read Armond White's review of The Force Awakens. "Love of Star Wars is not love of cinema, just consumerist habit. The Star Wars Generation — that unfortunate rabble primed to see these films at the precise moment they were becoming culturally responsive — are not necessarily the audience the movie brats deserved; they’re spawn of Baby Boomer affluence and narcissism. Star Wars turned their natural curiosity and wonder into self-satisfaction, artificially dependent on media and merchandising (a tragedy also evident in Apple and Pixar evangelism)." Dang.
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Egbert Souse posted:Jurassic Park as a musical, with tap-dancing raptors If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi8tZn39cNM
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I can't believe he went from Out Magazine to the National Review. That was also his big move from eccentric to piece of poo poo.
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Uh, he still works for both. I think he's a gay black conservative.
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if we really want a socialist revolution I say we start by forcibly removing American Traitor Jimmy Fallon from the Golden Globes stage and replace him with literally anyone else in that room who did not treat Donald Trump as a normal, not terrible human being on late night television.
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DC Murderverse posted:if we really want a socialist revolution I say we start by forcibly removing American Traitor Jimmy Fallon from the Golden Globes stage and replace him with literally anyone else in that room who did not treat Donald Trump as a normal, not terrible human being on late night television. He deserves a long career of awards show hell.
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I hate Armond White. He's an insincere contrarian. Hate that poo poo.
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weekly font posted:He deserves a long career of awards show hell. If anyone in Hollywood had even the semblance of balls, every acceptance speech would throw some pointed shade at his Trump loving rear end.
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CelticPredator posted:I hate Armond White. He's an insincere contrarian. Hate that poo poo. Most of the time I agree, but that Star Wars snipe is straight fire.
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Dickeye himself will play the guy who keeps a sword by his door to stab the cops, except this time it's a katana in his adaptation.
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My Neon Demon would be a totally new and separate character from the rest of the cast. Eventually, it would... idk, do something interesting. Id remake Arrival with 500% more boners just to please the hard scifi crowd.
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I bet Chris Pine is gonna be super embarrassed when he realises he was halfway through his transformation to his wolf form during his Golden Globes speech.
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:My Neon Demon would be a totally new and separate character from the rest of the cast. Eventually, it would... idk, do something interesting. Hehhehe the hard sci-fi crowd
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Slugworth posted:I bet Chris Pine is gonna be super embarrassed when he realises he was halfway through his transformation to his wolf form during his Golden Globes speech. Marvel now has a Chris to play Werewolf By Night.
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A while ago, someone asked which films from the They Shoot Zombies list were available on Youtube. I was curious myself, so I did a little digging. Here are all the films from the top 100 which I could find, with their respective ranking shown in brackets. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (4): This one has hardcoded Spanish subtitles. Night of the Living Dead (9) Suspiria (11) Nosferatu - Eine Symphonie des Grauens (16): There are a million versions of the film on Youtube, but I'm partial to this one. The Omen (23) Hellraiser (38) The Innocents (40): Another one with hardcoded Spanish subs. Braindead (41) Re-Animator (43) Ringu (45) Les Yeux sans visage (48) Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari (49) Repulsion (50): Hardcoded Spanish subs. Black Christmas (54) The Sixth Sense (57) The Mist (63) El espinazo del diablo (70) Carnival of Souls (78) Ginger Snaps (84) Phantasm (86) Vampyr (91) Zombi 2 (92) Not all of these are in pristine quality, but that's still a surprising number of great films. I also thought that Paramount itself had uploaded Jacob's Ladder last year, but I couldn't find it.
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I want to remake Stunt Rock with some other gimmicky-but-pretty-good band and, I dunno, Zoë Bell.
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CelticPredator posted:I hate all Hellraisers past 2. IMO the worst horror franchise of all time. Honestly, how many good horror sequels are there really? Especially in comparison to how many horror sequels there are. Basically there's Halloween II and III, The Evil Dead sequels, a couple of the Nightmare on Elm Streets, and Creepshow II. DC Murderverse posted:if we really want a socialist revolution I say we start by forcibly removing American Traitor Jimmy Fallon from the Golden Globes stage and replace him with literally anyone else in that room who did not treat Donald Trump as a normal, not terrible human being on late night television. Jimmy Fallon sucked before he jerked off Donald Trump on tv. He's completely devoid of any comedic timing or sensibility and he's a total charisma void. It's baffling to me that he's not only popular but is allowed to host anything at all. CelticPredator posted:I hate Armond White. He's an insincere contrarian. Hate that poo poo. Coaaab posted:he's a gay black conservative. Slugworth posted:I bet Chris Pine is gonna be super embarrassed when he realises he was halfway through his transformation to his wolf form during his Golden Globes speech. Yeah but hot guys with beards just make hotter guys. It's basic science.
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I would remake Seven Pounds, but everyone is a jellyfish and then at the end of the movie the main jellyfish commits suicide with Will Smith.
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Skwirl posted:Netflix seems to be playing pretty fast and loose with their genre classifications Masha and the Bear is gripping and poignant in a way that only an off brand low budget animated film on Netflix can be.
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Samuel Clemens posted:A while ago, someone asked which films from the They Shoot Zombies list were available on Youtube. I was curious myself, so I did a little digging. Here are all the films from the top 100 which I could find, with their respective ranking shown in brackets. This is very cool of you and covers the few gaps I have in the top 100.
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