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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Synthbuttrange posted:

Trying to put a parts list for a new computer together.

I dont understand motherboards anymore



it doesn't matter because you're gonna put it in a closed box*. Just buy whatever mobo is best for your application.


*whereas i accidentally got one with a window but i put it towards the wall lol

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Gazpacho posted:

well it's not like anyone wants to have a long conversation to find out the exact ASIN they want to order

I'd imagine the only people saying "Alexa get me a dollhouse" are 6 year olds who watched their parent order toilet paper (e: ah, this is exactly what happened) and put 2 and 2 together when it appeared the next day or are on the joose

my ideas for less dumb af default behavior:
1. confirm wtf you've actually ordered and how much it costs, esp if it's more than $50
2. voice pw and voice id to confirm
3. limit default voice ordering to poo poo you've already ordered and/or food and consumables

idk I'm not a professional six figgie fucktard

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Cotton posted:

Just buy a Dell dude.

there is so little satisfaction with this

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I enjoy speccing out and buliding pc's. I do it every few years.

It's cheaper too.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

theflyingexecutive posted:

or are on the joose

/Amazon deliveryman appears at door with grand piano

fuuucks sake not again

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

spankmeister posted:

I enjoy speccing out and buliding pc's. I do it every few years.

Did you mean sperging?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






NoneMoreNegative posted:

Did you mean sperging?

nah not really. I take all of 10 minutes to pick a part I think.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

NoneMoreNegative posted:

/Amazon deliveryman appears at door with grand piano

fuuucks sake not again

legendary

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

/Amazon deliveryman appears at door with grand piano

fuuucks sake not again

you only get one

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer

unibody aluminum for a reason

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

syscall girl posted:

you only get one

I've set up an Amazon Dash button for all my piano / joose needs.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I've set up an Amazon Dash button for all my piano / joose needs.

which only leads me to worry about you m8

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

theflyingexecutive posted:

I'd imagine the only people saying "Alexa get me a dollhouse" are 6 year olds who watched their parent order toilet paper (e: ah, this is exactly what happened) and put 2 and 2 together when it appeared the next day or are on the joose

my ideas for less dumb af default behavior:
1. confirm wtf you've actually ordered and how much it costs, esp if it's more than $50
2. voice pw and voice id to confirm
3. limit default voice ordering to poo poo you've already ordered and/or food and consumables

idk I'm not a professional six figgie fucktard

who the gently caress trusts an ai to buy something for them sight unseen

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



clipped from an adult image on tumblr, seemed to be the only ink the young lady had :eyepop:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

NoneMoreNegative posted:



clipped from an adult image on tumblr, seemed to be the only ink the young lady had :eyepop:

everything was beautiful and nothing hurt :unsmith:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

it's not the ai that bugs me, it's the constantly three years from reliability voice recognition

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

thass badass

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

NoneMoreNegative posted:



clipped from an adult image on tumblr, seemed to be the only ink the young lady had :eyepop:

text meeee

FacePalmExpert
Dec 10, 2014

[imagine a clever quip here]




My ShitPost3000 (TM) processing my posts

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

FacePalmExpert posted:


My ShitPost3000 (TM) processing my posts


will it post before the tape wears out?

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

hold my beer and watch this? no! watch this hold my beer!

https://i.imgur.com/g8wpY6D.gifv

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Incomplete Fish posted:


unibody aluminum for a reason

im the yank pillow

axolotl farmer posted:

everything was beautiful and nothing hurt :unsmith:

i always preferred his other one

life is no way to treat an animal :unsmigghh:

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Gazpacho posted:

Chicago professor takes students on a silicon safari wherein they mingle with the "natives"



companies can sell stuff to other companies #wow #whoa



google's awesome clever innovation plan: hiring people who don't particularly need them anyway



why do you keep posting screenshots of these things here, with no links to the actual articles, but not in the tech bublé thread?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Improbable Lobster posted:

who the gently caress trusts an ai to buy something for them sight unseen

i always thought the next logical step from personalised shopping recommendations was for amazon to just send you things based on those same recommendations and charge your card

make this the default behaviour, if you decide you don't want them then you can go through amazon returns (lol)

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Dongslayer. posted:

they broke up :/

i know :(

FacePalmExpert
Dec 10, 2014

[imagine a clever quip here]

Boiled Water posted:

will it post before the tape wears out?

It's a long process, because after ShitPost3000 (TM) finishes it's part, I have to transfer the data to my special posting watch...

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Incomplete Fish posted:


unibody aluminum for a reason
how

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

SO DEMANDING posted:

hold my beer and watch this? no! watch this hold my beer!

https://i.imgur.com/g8wpY6D.gifv

so german

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

FacePalmExpert posted:

It's a long process, because after ShitPost3000 (TM) finishes it's part, I have to transfer the data to my special posting watch...


Hewlett Packard brought out a calculator watch in 1977 that was pretty neat-o - the HP-01

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://twitter.com/P5QPRO/status/818421589930745859

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-







http://imgur.com/gallery/UG2bt
https://www.facebook.com/colorknit/

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


:agreed:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

theflyingexecutive posted:

it's not the ai that bugs me, it's the constantly three years from reliability voice recognition

Alexa is only SOMEWHAT less good at interpreting what I say than my wife

I can't believe the improvement we've seen since SIRI came out, we're seriously only a few years from AIs beating people for understanding you

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/syorinn09/status/491998847376162816
"tragedy in public bath"

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I've set up an Amazon Dash button for all my piano / joose needs.

Amazon Daesh

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


:yossame:

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