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Lol that jeep just driving over it, not giving a gently caress.
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Jan 9, 2017 00:05
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Platystemon posted:Save space and money and make it a man engine If the man is heavier than the water ain't that gonna gently caress it up?
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Jan 9, 2017 00:14
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spankmeister posted:Lol that jeep just driving over it, not giving a gently caress.
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coupbrick posted:If the man is heavier than the water ain't that gonna gently caress it up? Mechanical advantage, motherfucker.
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Jan 9, 2017 00:20
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That looks an awful like New Zealand unless other places have Liquor Kings of that particular colour.
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Jan 9, 2017 00:26
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Platystemon posted:Save space and money and make it a man engine Paternosters are where it's at. 
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Jan 9, 2017 00:54
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Riding the paternoster at the mayor's office was loving scary.
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Jan 9, 2017 01:12
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Paternosters are where it's at. An ex of mine went to the University of Sheffield where they had one of these. People would prank freshmen by going over the top and ripping their clothes, using some theater blood and standing on their head to make it look like horrible things happen if you go around.
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Jan 9, 2017 01:44
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Finally, someone deserving of their "It's A Jeep Thing" spare tire cover,
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Jan 9, 2017 02:00
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Tumble posted:An ex of mine went to the University of Sheffield where they had one of these. People would prank freshmen by going over the top and ripping their clothes, using some theater blood and standing on their head to make it look like horrible things happen if you go around. Klamrisk! 
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Jan 9, 2017 03:17
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GWBBQ posted:Finally, someone deserving of their "It's A Jeep Thing" spare tire cover, That person has been waiting their entire goddamn life for that moment, when hey could feel like their Jeep buy was justified.
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Jan 9, 2017 03:27
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oohhboy posted:That looks an awful like New Zealand unless other places have Liquor Kings of that particular colour. GWBBQ posted:Finally, someone deserving of their "It's A Jeep Thing" spare tire cover, It's actually a Jeep ad, recreating a news film of the car just escaping the tree. They added the Jeep. And yes, it was made in New Zealand. https://adland.tv/commercials/jeep-have-fun-out-there-storm-2008-30-new-zealand
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Jan 9, 2017 06:19
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Deteriorata posted:It's actually a Jeep ad, recreating a news film of the car just escaping the tree. They added the Jeep. And yes, it was made in New Zealand. Yeah I was gonna say that looks fake even to my untrained eye. Not bad though.
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Jan 9, 2017 06:34
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KernelSlanders posted:Klamrisk! Risk of stapling? Kläm and klam are not the same word.
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Jan 9, 2017 09:11
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Risk of clams 
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Jan 9, 2017 09:23
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 Thats the one in my Town, in the City Hall. It looks newish, but it isnt. It was supposed to be shut down in 2004, but people protested and this deathtrap is still running. It's one of three in my city that I know of.
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Jan 9, 2017 09:37
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Just take the stairs. Additional bonus: Not becoming fat as gently caress, which in 2017 is probably worse than any OSHA non-complience we'll see.
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Jan 9, 2017 09:54
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Paternosters are where it's at. Is it called that because you say a prayer before you get on?
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The Lone Badger posted:Is it called that because you say a prayer before you get on? I always thought it was because it was a bit like prayer beads but then again I might be way off.
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Jan 9, 2017 10:23
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Jerry Cotton posted:I always thought it was because it was a bit like prayer beads but then again I might be way off. Thats exactly why they are called that.
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Jan 9, 2017 10:31
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I feel so smart now.
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Jan 9, 2017 10:44
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I like how turning a workplace environment into a platforming game is somehow OSHA approved. Also I just got engaged and after all the degloving stories here I hardly ever use my ring.
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Jan 9, 2017 12:55
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Tumble posted:An ex of mine went to the University of Sheffield where they had one of these. People would prank freshmen by going over the top and ripping their clothes, using some theater blood and standing on their head to make it look like horrible things happen if you go around. The arts tower  I went over the top and it was surprisingly light and airy. I expected it to be some mechanical hellscape.
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So I started working at a new place. I cannot get everyone to stop climbing up the wooden rungs on the carpet sample wall that's like 25 feet high over a hardwood floor. So they're grabbing onto a wooden rung that has a carpet sample draped over it and putting their feet onto a rung with a carpet sample draped over it. Also I'm not worried about repercussions because they do this poo poo IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS. This happens multiple times a day. Does anyone have any applicable laws or maybe a link to some facts about fall injuries? Because I know if someone falls down and hurts themselves the company's going to go "welp, we had ladders there, you're screwed."
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Jan 9, 2017 14:15
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You can't save people from themselves. Use the ladder yourself and if someone else gets hurt from being stupid that's their problem.
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Jan 9, 2017 14:18
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:So I started working at a new place. I cannot get everyone to stop climbing up the wooden rungs on the carpet sample wall that's like 25 feet high over a hardwood floor. So they're grabbing onto a wooden rung that has a carpet sample draped over it and putting their feet onto a rung with a carpet sample draped over it. Also I'm not worried about repercussions because they do this poo poo IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS. Loosen the screws on the lower rungs.
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Collateral Damage posted:You can't save people from themselves. Use the ladder yourself and if someone else gets hurt from being stupid that's their problem. Yeah, the whole place is nuts. This kid was standing on the cash wrap counter wobbling back and forth to unscrew a ceiling light with one hand and I had to take him aside later and lecture him. It's super high end but I guess retail attitudes never change.
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Collateral Damage posted:You can't save people from themselves. Yep, you can only tell them so many times before it becomes obvious that the message will never sink in. That's when you pre-order one of these foil balloons for the inevitable hospital visit instead of taking a 'Get Well Soon!' balloon. 
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Jan 9, 2017 14:33
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Goddammit where was that balloon in early November. I need to order a dozen.Boiled Water posted:Just take the stairs. Additional bonus: Not becoming fat as gently caress, which in 2017 is probably worse than any OSHA non-complience we'll see. What are the OSHA guidelines for 'fat as gently caress'?
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Look in the OSHA handbook appendix. It should be around page 69, a picture of your mother.
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JUST MAKING CHILI posted:Look in the OSHA handbook appendix. It should be around page 69, a picture of your mother. 
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JUST MAKING CHILI posted:Look in the OSHA handbook appendix. It should be around page 69, a picture of your mother.
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DiHK posted:
If you're already a fat sack don't take the stairs, you'll give yourself a heart attack. ------- A food plant I interned at were moving heavy machinery. The bolts used to fasten them protruded from the floors, epoxy floors which were constantly wet from the plant running. Good times for impaling.
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Oh poo poo, we had that once. Big arse loving bolts coming up about 10cm out of the floor where old machinery had been taken out years ago and no one had bothered to take an angle grinder to them because no one wanted the hassle of getting a hot work permit. Also, "We might put something there one day, better leave it." Then in the space of just one day no less than three forklifts drove over the bolts and hosed up their tyres*. And then someone who had come up to help the final forklift get free stood on one of the bolts and had it go right through the sole of his boot but by some absolute miracle not into his foot. Oh how I laughed. The amount of poo poo I had taken trying to get that issue fixed, "everyone knows they're there so it's not a problem, you don't even work on the warehouse floor get back to the labs". * There weren't even enough spare tyres on the site, because of course there weren't. So the last forklift had to sit around on three wheels until someone could go the store the next day and buy a bunch of new tyres. That was an even funnier thing, because when the big boss came in the next day and saw a forklift just sitting there, someone had to explain to him how a known safety issue had just knocked out so many lifts in the space of a single day that we didn't have the parts to continue operation. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jan 9, 2017 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:So I started working at a new place. I cannot get everyone to stop climbing up the wooden rungs on the carpet sample wall that's like 25 feet high over a hardwood floor. So they're grabbing onto a wooden rung that has a carpet sample draped over it and putting their feet onto a rung with a carpet sample draped over it. Also I'm not worried about repercussions because they do this poo poo IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS. if by any chance your name is roy you might wanna get screened for cancer asap
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DiHK posted:Goddammit where was that balloon in early November. I need to order a dozen. Civil court saves the day again in general industry. If you need a respirator fit test, occupational clinics usually require normal blood pressure or a doctor's note so they aren't held liable if you stroke out during the lung capacity test. Ditto if you are covered by long term disability, there's usually a benchmark fitness test of something like squats, push-ups, and a stress test and most clinics again require normal blood pressure or a doctor's note so they aren't held liable for heart attacks or stroke. The benchmark is then used for when rehab ends and you need to return to work.
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During Hurricane Matthew we were all placed under a curfew from the night before it hit Central Florida until the afternoon of the impact (it was going to be over 24 hours long, but the impact wasn't as bad as expected and curfew was lifted early). A guy up in the hick part of the region decided "gently caress the curfew, I need cigarettes" and drove out in his girlfriend's jeep in the hopes of finding a store that stayed open despite the area being under curfew and every business shutting down until it was lifted. He ended up on the news because as he was driving back home empty-handed, a tree crashed down on the jeep and he had to escape by climbing through the sunroof and branches.
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move, bitch, get out da way, get out da way bitch, get out da way
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